YAASSS! They’re back. The former HSTODs and the golden treasures who perfectly summed Kim Kuntrashian up with one sentence (“She’s just laying there”) have returned and given us all the greatest Father’s Day present of all: their commentary on the literary mom vibrator known as Fifty Shades of Grey! Your Sunday isn’t complete until you’ve heard one golden memaw scream “HE WEPT HER!” and another demonstrate the art of vagina fisting. I need them to narrate EVERYTHING from now on. Sorry, Morgan Freeman, but these three are civilization’s new narrators.
And Teresa, the Golden Sister on the left, is serving up several servings of side swept glamour with that hair.