Lindsay Lohan Makes Jokes About Taking The Most Melodramatic Nap Ever
My thoughts are with that pillow who had to take in Lindsay Lohan's coke fart.
Anyway, as J. Harvey wrote about yesterday while my ass was away for a second, White Oprah nearly spit up Bloody Mary (and it takes a lot for her to spit booze out) when ABC News said that LiLo was rushed to the hospital unconscious and would probably be entering the 27 Club early. But because LiLo can't do anything without being EXTRA dramatic about it, she was just "exhausted" and was knocked into a deep sleep. Eating Ambien and gin stew for breakfast will do that to a ho. LiLo was back to work on Lifetime's Lezzie Dick yesterday and the lazy bitch took a second from her OMGSOEXHAUSTING schedule to laugh about oversleeping on Twitter:
Note to self.. After working 85hours in 4days, and being up all night shooting, be very aware that you might pass out from exhaustion & 7 paramedics MIGHT show up @ your door.... Hopefully theyre cute. Otherwise it would be a real let down. XL @mrsalperez -back on set
Notice how her ass didn't specify what exactly she was shooting all night. Well played, LiLo.
LiLo hasn't worked 85 hours TOTAL since her Mean Girls days, so I can understand how sitting in her trailer for hours, waiting to say a few lines would have that effect on her delicate body. Emergency room nurses, doctors, single parents working 3 jobs, social workers, teachers, soldiers and everybody else working until their eyelids fall off should stop bitching about being tired, because Lindsay Lohan is REALLY the one suffering here. LiLo should receive sainthood for working herself into exhaustion and doing it all in the name of a basic cable movie. A true hero.
And that ends the latest LiLo drama. Until next time when one of her assistants calls 911 after he hears her making constipation moans in the locked bathroom and thinks she's having seizure.
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Once again, FUCK YOU LIFETIME!
@babybunny, co-fucking-sign. It's LIFETIME. Not exactly Oscar-caliber filming here. This movie will be along the lines of "Death of a Cheerleader" or "The Wife He Met Online." Who does this delusional crackhead think she is?
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Disclaimer: I'm 8 1/2 months pregnant, it's 90+ degrees out, and I've just spent the last 3 hours or so reading the archives of a radical feminist blog - As such, I am deeply and irredeemably annoyed with almost everything and everyone under the sun at the moment.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
When my friend OD'd years ago, I couldn't wake him up no matter what. Slapped him. Dumped water on him. Nothing. Paramedics came and woke him up and gave him oxygen and stayed for probably fifteen minutes to make sure he was alright and he didn't even go to the hospital. So I dunno. I'm not sure what the medical definition of non-responsive is, but I'd imagine it's more than just having trouble getting up in the morning.
Submitted by Cara on Sat, 06/16/2012 - 5:04pm.
As I recall, the original story said she was found "non-responsive" and they were unable to wake her. You don't become non-responsive from working too much. You become non-responsive from drugs.
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Not necessarily. It takes me an age to get to sleep, but once I'm there I can sleep through almost anything.
Does anyone know how someone is deemed "non-responsive"? I'm pretty sure that that covers me most mornings.
Meh, she's probably just trying to gloss over it or whatever by joking on twitter. If it were me I just wouldn't bring it up, but she probably thinks joking about it will put people's minds at ease or something. She's not exactly known for her measured reactions.
My suspicion is that she was not actually "found unresponsive" but simply failed to answer when this assistant person knocked on the door and called her phone repeatedly. In fairness to the assistant, given Lindsay's history, I probably would have panicked and called 911 too in those circumstances.
Anyway I'm just annoyed at the media saturation (as someone below so aptly put it) of Lindsay right now. Just leave her be and let her make her shitty movie so we can continue ignoring her.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
But Jeanneee, don't you think by tweeting about it, she's stirring up more interest?! If she wanted to she could have said, "Hey I'm ok. Let's not talk about this, it's a non-story. The end." ah... but she loves the attention and wants more press.
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As I recall, the original story said she was found "non-responsive" and they were unable to wake her. You don't become non-responsive from working too much. You become non-responsive from drugs.
I'm sure she can easily party for 85 hrs straight though without a problem.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!
I know for a fucking fact that if she has a trailer she can sleep anytime....she is not constantly on camera, fuck she thinks NOONE knows about film sets, damn this is just a Lifetime movie, not even HBO or Showtime, fuck can we give this melodramatic cunt a pass on the coverage, she I infuriates me more than the Whoretrashians and that is saying a lot
Sorry folks but I'm Team Lindsay on this one. This is a non-story. Spoiled actress skimps on sleep for a few days, doesn't want to get up in the morning, histrionic studio flunky panics and calls 911. No reason for everyone to get their panties in a twist, it's not like she called the paramedics on herself.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by kylimayrow on Sat, 06/16/2012 - 4:46pm.
The extras working on this mess probably work more hours than this bullshitter!
I'm sure she's probably supposed to be there time wise but actual working time...no way. Hanging out in the trailer until they need your ass for a five minute scene is hardly "exhausting". Can we shoot her now?
Mani, seriously.
I cannot wait for her to fucking OD already. I am just so fucking sick of her and her lies.
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Just stay away from the tubs of death.
The extras working on this mess probably work more hours than this bullshitter! I have worked as an extra when I was younger and the hours are brutal if your not use to waking up at 3am. The stars are pampered beyond belief on the sets, driven in golf carts back to their trailer where they can nap if they want. Us extras at times had to stand under the sun for hours although we weren't doing much it was tiring. But all in all it was nothing to cry about you would get snacks, water etc if you were on a good set. If you weren't SAG you didn't get to eat the real good food but it didn't matter cause you were still fed for free! Some productions were just so kind and awesome. Our poor little asses got to eat what the stars were eating and everyone on set are happy to be working. Actors need to shut the fuck up cause I have seen it and believe me it ain't hard work if you know your craft. Wake up, do your job, go home & sleep end of story. No crying allowed. The extras are the ones who should be crying because at times we did get treated like trash.
And the skyyyyyy was the limit!
I just can't take her bullshit anymore...please shoot me or her but MAKE IT STOP!
"Notice how her ass didn't specify what exactly she was shooting all night. Well played, LiLo."
hahahahah- exactly.
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And cut. End scene. I love u m.k! You wake me up more than my coffee in the morning.
Ok...the cute paramedics that she wants...does she want them to be male or female? I can't remember what her sexuality is supposed to be today.
I am just baffled she is still being hired for anything.
That photo disturbs me on so many levels.
I can't even articulate my absolute revulsion and sadness over this bullshit.
Yeah well, that's what happens when you spend all night blowing hotel moguls for drug money.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
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I'll give her credit where credit is due: she has not reproduced. Here's hoping she keeps it that way.
Maybe she means she worked 4 hours in 85 days? I can see that.
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96 - 85 = 11
11 divided by 4 = 2.75
2.75 hours per day downtown including sleep, eating, showering (I know, I know)?
What a load of bullshit.
She's making a C list Lifetime movie not getting closer to curing cancer. If she makes the 27 Club, I'll be livid. I'll pray she dies at 26 or PAY her to live to 28. For her to be in the company of Amy, Kurt, Jim, Jimi, Brian, Janis, the great great Robert Johnson..ugh, I just can't.
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MK...suficiente con esta perra, POR FAVOR!!!!!
"working 85 hours in 4days"
I don't buy for a minute even 8.5 hours in 4 days.
I do hope she's manic, though.
SAG working and real working aren't in the same room together. Even when you're on location for 12 hours, you're farting around, snacking, smoking, tanning, reading, etc. for much of that time.
This loser thinks that she's working because she had to get up, shower, drive somewhere, get made up and costumed, etc. She includes in her time working dinner, drinks, and more drinks, where she slurs about her hard day working.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I wonder if Lohan was making a pathetic attempt to kill herself?
Back when my thesis was due I didn't sleep for 48 hours straight. All through the writing period I never slept longer than 5 hours. Never once did I pass out. Just saying, Linds.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
The Blohan media saturation level has reached its peak. I'm at the point where I just want this bitch to disappear to Cocaine Island permanently.
Ok, this post is a critique of Lilo's twitter about her need for paramedics the other day.
LOL, if we cared about LiLo or her movie, these jokes would be SO funny ahahahahah hahahah
Just NO!
Stunts are getting stale, chump crackie!
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Grrrr....she is so not funny, ....loathe her more each passing day
That shit ain't work.. Bitch take a dirt nap
Yes, LiLo has it soooo hard. I would do her a favor and give her my short-staffed night shift healthcare worker job, but that would last about 2 hours until the supervisors realized every med room had been raided clean like Whoville on Christmas Eve.
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I'm still scratching my head over her being concerned there's "too much nudity" in the new movie. This from a person who has flashed her dried-apple nipples and floppy meat flaps in too many photo ops to count.
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21+ hours a day? Not buying it.
Now overdosing = oversleeping.
Who is this ho trying to fool?
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She's the hardest working girl in showbusiness, folks!
I'm going to break my vow to stop swearing.
Dear asshole:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF!
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