Lindsay Lohan Makes Jokes About Taking The Most Melodramatic Nap Ever

My thoughts are with that pillow who had to take in Lindsay Lohan’s coke fart.

Anyway, as J. Harvey wrote about yesterday while my ass was away for a second, White Oprah nearly spit up Bloody Mary (and it takes a lot for her to spit booze out) when ABC News said that LiLo was rushed to the hospital unconscious and would probably be entering the 27 Club early. But because LiLo can’t do anything without being EXTRA dramatic about it, she was just “exhausted” and was knocked into a deep sleep. Eating Ambien and gin stew for breakfast will do that to a ho. LiLo was back to work on Lifetime’s Lezzie Dick yesterday and the lazy bitch took a second from her OMGSOEXHAUSTING schedule to laugh about oversleeping on Twitter:

Note to self.. After working 85hours in 4days, and being up all night shooting, be very aware that you might pass out from exhaustion & 7 paramedics MIGHT show up @ your door…. Hopefully theyre cute. Otherwise it would be a real let down. XL @mrsalperez -back on set

Notice how her ass didn’t specify what exactly she was shooting all night. Well played, LiLo.

LiLo hasn’t worked 85 hours TOTAL since her Mean Girls days, so I can understand how sitting in her trailer for hours, waiting to say a few lines would have that effect on her delicate body. Emergency room nurses, doctors, single parents working 3 jobs, social workers, teachers, soldiers and everybody else working until their eyelids fall off should stop bitching about being tired, because Lindsay Lohan is REALLY the one suffering here. LiLo should receive sainthood for working herself into exhaustion and doing it all in the name of a basic cable movie. A true hero.

And that ends the latest LiLo drama. Until next time when one of her assistants calls 911 after he hears her making constipation moans in the locked bathroom and thinks she’s having seizure.