Lindsay Lohan Makes Jokes About Taking The Most Melodramatic Nap Ever
My thoughts are with that pillow who had to take in Lindsay Lohan's coke fart.
Anyway, as J. Harvey wrote about yesterday while my ass was away for a second, White Oprah nearly spit up Bloody Mary (and it takes a lot for her to spit booze out) when ABC News said that LiLo was rushed to the hospital unconscious and would probably be entering the 27 Club early. But because LiLo can't do anything without being EXTRA dramatic about it, she was just "exhausted" and was knocked into a deep sleep. Eating Ambien and gin stew for breakfast will do that to a ho. LiLo was back to work on Lifetime's Lezzie Dick yesterday and the lazy bitch took a second from her OMGSOEXHAUSTING schedule to laugh about oversleeping on Twitter:
Note to self.. After working 85hours in 4days, and being up all night shooting, be very aware that you might pass out from exhaustion & 7 paramedics MIGHT show up @ your door.... Hopefully theyre cute. Otherwise it would be a real let down. XL @mrsalperez -back on set
Notice how her ass didn't specify what exactly she was shooting all night. Well played, LiLo.
LiLo hasn't worked 85 hours TOTAL since her Mean Girls days, so I can understand how sitting in her trailer for hours, waiting to say a few lines would have that effect on her delicate body. Emergency room nurses, doctors, single parents working 3 jobs, social workers, teachers, soldiers and everybody else working until their eyelids fall off should stop bitching about being tired, because Lindsay Lohan is REALLY the one suffering here. LiLo should receive sainthood for working herself into exhaustion and doing it all in the name of a basic cable movie. A true hero.
And that ends the latest LiLo drama. Until next time when one of her assistants calls 911 after he hears her making constipation moans in the locked bathroom and thinks she's having seizure.
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Hey MK, I'll pay you 25 grand a month to never mention this bitch again.
Lindsay fell asleep again...alert the media!
The most melodramatic nap ever LOL! Ur awesome.
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Has been.
If LL dies while making this or post-production, the ratings will skyrocket and Lifetime will make a fortune.
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Submitted by LAXpat on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 12:57am.
Yeah, some people are pretty messed up. It's narcissism, really.
Remember when Lohan was ordered to UCLA neuropsych and the doctors discharged her early, saying she's not an addict? Soooo many people went absolutely nuts over that, blasting the docs and all...
Truth is, UCLA got it right. What they said was she's not an addict, she has a *personality disorder*. People with personality disorders turn neuropsych wards/rehab facilities *upside down*, impairing the recovery of other patients (which is what UCLA reported Lohan as doing). Sometimes these people will actually have "DNA" on their chart, meaning "Do Not Admit", because they can't be helped and will only cause chaos and drain resources (I wouldn't be surprised if DNA is on Lohan's chart at UCLA neuropsych). ...
Wow. I didn't know that. DNA makes sense in such cases. They can't be helped & are so slick and manipulative that they wreak havoc on staff, facilities, and fellow patients.
I shudder because I know so many people like LiLo (family, former friends, former students).
Submitted by luvmehateme on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 1:39pm.
Rodney King is dead, Lindsay.
Pay the fuck attention and get your fucking life together. 9 lives are for cats, ho.
Cats and Charlie Sheen.
ZING!
And MK, thank you for "My thoughts are with that pillow who had to take in Lindsay Lohan's coke fart."
Rodney King is dead, Lindsay.
Pay the fuck attention and get your fucking life together. 9 lives are for cats, ho.
Cats and Charlie Sheen.
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GG, true. TMZ have no prob with scraping the bottom of Hollywood's barrel!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
:( Deb, as long as TMZ is around she'll always have a place to go.
I take comfort in the fact that once this Diz & Lick abortion is thoroughly panned, Blohan will be lucky to get booked on "World'd Dumbest Criminals", and (fingers crossed) obscurity will soon follow.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I once felt sorry for her, but no more. This bitch has been given more chances than ANYONE deserves, and she could care less. Look at Robert Downey Jr., totally different. Yes, the man got arrested several times, did rehab several times, but he OWNED UP to his mistakes, and when he won an Emmy he was really pissed because he was still doing drugs and he felt the award was totally inappropriate and enabling. HE is the model of giving chances, not her. He is still working on his sobriety, not her. I am a recovering addict and RDJ should be the patron saint of addicts. Even if he relapses you know he is always TRYING unlike her. Fuck her
Submitted by LAXpat on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 12:57am.
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Amen. Girl is a raging borderline and a narcissist. Until that's addressed, there isn't any hope for her at all.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 11:52am.
Thanks, hon! I do and will!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 12:43pm.
ITA. Well stated, PHM.
Submitted by Glambert on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 1:52am
You can feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan all you want to, but I think she is a WASTE OF LIFE. And I am getting sick and damn tired of reading about how she almost killed someone every other week.
People make mistakes, it's life. Lindsay doesn't give a shit who she hurts along the way. The amount of first time DUI offenders is very high because most people learn their lesson. Lindsay NEVER will learn her lesson because she doesn't give a fuck. And mark my words that she WILL KILL someone.
Plus her making a joke about paramedics having to be called because she was "sleeping" is just her showing her lack of fucks to give. These people save lives for a living and she basically calls their arrival a "real let down". The bitch said she was sleeping, so next time they find her OD' d laying on the floor, I do hope they let her continue to sleep..that way the paramedics don't have to let her stupid ass down once again. I have zero compassion left for her.
advil isn't habit forming/addictive. it may be pseudoaddiction, needing or wanting a substance because the pain/headache isn't adequately treated, but not the drug seeking/law breaking addiction.
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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 11:46am.
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Deb, the sun and heat can definitely take its toll on your body. Be careful out there. I was a lifeguard in my younger days and saw a lot of people get heat exhaustion, even around water. Keep hydrated babe.
Hey Bigbendy!
I have been working a ton (landscaping), and I did have one hit from my bowl a little earlier. I actually went back to sleep for 9 more hours! Working in the sun and heat takes a lot out of you, even if you hydrate.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 11:28am
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Deb, we're you working 85 hours straight through without any sleep or were you on the good stuff? Enquiring minds want to know. Haha. ;-)
Happy Sperm-Donor Day!
Hey I know how Lindsay feels! Yesterday, I was putting laundry away, and stopped for a minute to cuddle with my kitty. This was around 5pm. I woke up at midnight! Good thing the kitties don't know how to dial 911, because I'm sure I was unresponsive!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I was completely non-responsive this morning, too. Then the dog started whimpering to be let out so I got up.
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Submitted by miz cynical on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 10:27am.
Oh,I KNOW! Danny Pelosi is a level 10 fucking piece of trash! The whole situation creeps me out! Even look at the interviews with his ex-wife and friends. What fucking part of New York are they from? Shit...pure garbage!
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"I'll rip your tongue out of your mouth...and lick my balls with it!"
LAXpat; LOVED your comments.
Couldn't Lindsay be an addict at this point, though? If she's on certain prescription drugs for a certain amount of time, she has to have a chemical dependency, no?
I don't know enough about it but some of that stuff has to be habit-forming. Even Advil can be. Mr. Hekki had a friend who was dependent on Advil, no joke.
But I totally agree with the personality disorder.
Whichever way you slice it, that woman is a nasty mess.
Luvmehateme: I've seen the real guy that they think murdered Ted, you know, Generosa's 2nd hubby, in interviews recently and he really is that cocky. He's been on dr. Phil and dateline claiming that there's still evidence out there to prove his innocence and that Generosa ordered the hit and she asked to be euthanized so she didn't have to go to jail. I just thought that the actor that played him was acting over the top, but no, this guy is really that tacky!
Submitted by Night Owl on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 12:24am.
Do people watch Lifetime movies anymore? I like some of the older cheezy ones but I don't think the ratings will be that good for this. Seems like a step down from doing movies.
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I watch them all the time. The other poster was right, the one with Rob Lowe about Drew Peterson, "Untouchable", was fucking amazing! It is normally Rob Lowe playing someone and playing them pretty fucking well! They have stepped up their movies, I have no shame.
I also LURVE the one about Ted and Generosa Ammon "Murder in the Hamptons" starring Poppy Montgomery. Talk about a crazy fucking situation...Rich people is crazy!
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"I'll rip your tongue out of your mouth...and lick my balls with it!"
I see the 'Island' as Magneto's prison in the Xmen movies. I realise now she is not worthy of those bright lights,not charming enough to be there, I value my eyesight and so I thank the photographers who choose to black and white her..keep it goin!
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"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
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"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure..."
How can she afford to be staying at the ritz? I thought she owned an apartment in LA? I thought she didn't even have cash to attended councellng classes! What has she done since then? SNL and fucking lifetime and I'm sure they wouldn't pay much. Her ass should be broke.
Drunk driving killers should be sentenced to death. It is premeditated if you drink alcohol and get behind the wheel.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 7:47am.
Unless you're a sociopath like Lohan. Then you just wouldn't care. And you'll have a fuckton of people around you, defending you and insisting that you are the victim, so you'll be too busy feeling sorry for yourself to suffer any pangs of conscience about any lives you might have ruined.
She's not a man though, how can you hate her
Submitted by Fat Lady on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 3:27am.
Well, that's a shame. Hate and kill every soccer mom who drank too much and accidentally killed someone because she drove home tipsy."
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Yeah, Let's feel sorry for the drunk drivers. They're the ones who REALLY suffer.
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Fat Lady: "I think the worst thing on earth would be to wake up with a hangover and know you KILLED people with your stupid, drunk ass. I think that has got to be the worst karma EVER."
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Unless you're a sociopath like Lohan. Then you just wouldn't care. And you'll have a fuckton of people around you, defending you and insisting that you are the victim, so you'll be too busy feeling sorry for yourself to suffer any pangs of conscience about any lives you might have ruined.
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I'm a heretic. Feel free to drive me from your midst.
In 2010 the court had a list of her prescription meds, amphetemines, anti-depressents and a sedative only to be used for people after surgery. If she's still on all that stuff and still mixing it with booze, she hasn't got long left. Especially if she doesn't eat either. I know people think she's as hard to kill as a cockroach but I'm not so sure. Calling paramedics cos she overslept implies the film company expects she is going to end up dead one day.
Why can't we just put her in a bubble like a gerbil, or the boy in the bubble? That way, she can't drive, hurt anyone else, and can't access all the drugs, etc.? I think that would be a great social experiment.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 3:40am.
Loopy, I feel sad for her. I dunno. Maybe I'm an ol' softy but I think someone that young being so fucked up has major issues. As a survivor of child-abuse, I can tell you honestly, it ain't no easy road to sanity. I think she's boozing and drugging away her pain. I can't hate on her for that. It saddens me deeply that she is not getting some real help though. :(
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 3:40am.
(HUGS THE LOOPSTER and sneaks purple penetrator up butt)
Yup. I think her minutes of 'work' *cough-cough* really do equate HOURS [almost faints] in her 'reality'.
Can you imagine living like that. Oy vey!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 2:58am.
Lindsay's suction powers are like a hoover vacuum cleaner. and she probably did the paramedics, nurses, doctors and other patients at the hospital just for the fun of it.
Submitted by Fat Lady on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 1:37am.
haha im good thanks :P
and yes hohan works 5 minutes and in her world its 5 hours, because she has no concept of reality.
lindsay did a guess spot in one of those tv shows where she was in it for literally 2 minutes, and from what i read in the media, it took them almost a week to film it cuz she was always late, forget her lines, god knows what else happened.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 2:31am.
The only reason I have for wanting Lohan to OD is because she WILL kill someone one day while she driving. Someone else will pay with their life, and she'll skate with 4 hrs in jail, or something like that.
Well, that's a shame. Hate and kill every soccer mom who drank too much and accidentally killed someone because she drove home tipsy.
So far, Lohan hasn't at least killed anyone with her stupid drunk ass.
Want to have the litany of people who DO drink and drive and kill people? Because, just for my state alone, the list is tragically long.
I think the worst thing on earth would be to wake up with a hangover and know you KILLED people with your stupid, drunk ass. I think that has got to be the worst karma EVER.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 1:32am.
85 hours?!!!! gees bitch, how many dicks did you suck in that time. ...
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A-ha Loopy! This is a trick question because Lohan likes: coke + peen + chocha => work. So the answer is, how many people on the crew? And... do the paramedics count? (they left in a huff, didn't they?) lol ;)
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The only reason I have for wanting Lohan to OD is because she WILL kill someone one day while she driving. Someone else will pay with their life, and she'll skate with 4 hrs in jail, or something like that.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 2:06am.
I piss on Blowhan!...does that make me a Kardashian?
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No. You have to get pissed on to be a Kardashian. : P
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!
I piss on Blowhan!...does that make me a Kardashian?
Submitted by Glambert on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 1:52am.
Jesus! Lindsay is a total entitled fuck up but that doesn't mean she fucking murdered her kid like Casey Anthony or something.
Lindsay makes it pretty easy to dislike her but wishing for her death is really over the top and is very telling about you.
I know, right, Glam?
I don't get how someone can hate ANYONE that is a stranger to the point of wishing death on them...I think those types are like the other side of the coin of the spazzy loons who worship celebs... Both...creepy and really UN-fun to read.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sat, 06/16/2012 - 5:46pm.
Lindsay Lohan is a piece of trash. It's too bad they didn't let her "sleep" a little while longer before calling the paramedics.
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Jesus! Lindsay is a total entitled fuck up but that doesn't mean she fucking murdered her kid like Casey Anthony or something.
Lindsay makes it pretty easy to dislike her but wishing for her death is really over the top and is very telling about you.
Submitted by KA on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 1:45am.
a personality disorder but i dont think it came into play as much here as pills did. especially when you start to build a large tolerance to said pills. TRUST.
I think a LOT of super creative people are fucked up in the head but that doesn't mean they can't be massive drug-addicted douchebags to boot. JUST SAYING -tinylol/i
Not defending Lindsey but I get prescribed these antihistamines to help me sleep sometimes. If you take one of those you will be out like lights out and that's all for a minimum of 7 hours. If she partied till 5 am and took her scripts chance is that's why she didn't wake up for her 10 am call.
I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.