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Rythm Syndicate - In case you couldn't tell form the fishnet shirts, the pleather tank top, the ankh-like cave drawings, the gritty black and whiteness, the Lou Diamond Phillips look-alike and the side parts, Rythm Syndicate came from the 90s. I loved how in the 90s almost every all-dude band was done up to look like the ultra badass members of an International Male gang. West Hollywood siiiiiiiiiiiide! No, "Rythm" is not one of my typos. They actually spelled it that way. It was the 90s, we weren't that into consonants back then. There are no spelling rules when this much "rythm" is involved!
Rythm Syndicate birthed out one hit in 1991, I danced to that one hit in my 7th grade talent show (technically, I danced to a tidal wave of boos, laughs and assholes screaming, "It's a Fly Gay!") and then they were gone. They disappeared FOREVER! They were just a beautiful and quick 90s cum shot. The leader singer, Evan Rogers, went on to mold RiRi into the pussy-patting, surf board-headed pop star she is today. So yeah, Rythm Syndicate is Evan's greatest achievement so far. No sarcasm, because RiRi could never bring it like this. It's like if Balki from Perfect Strangers made a video using recycled set pieces and back-up dancers from Prince's "Get Off" video.
I still think he sings "shit is on the window." That makes sense, because I'd be pretty sad and lonely if shit was on my window.
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OOOOH where to begin with this mess?
I love how much they spell words out in this song, but can't spell their own damned name right.
This Balki jam is way better, IMHO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F28LW9NWOCk
Lying in my bedroom
Rain is falling down
"SHIT IS ON MY WINDOW!!!"
Loneliness is all around...
*I think I LOL'd my arse off, MK! I needed that--muchas garcias!!!
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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Sat, 06/16/2012 - 9:24pm.
Freedom Jones and the rest of C+C Music Factory want a dance off.
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I heard Freedom Jones died, of cancer or something. SO sad. He had a rockin body.
I don't remember the band but I do remember the song...I'm now frightened.
It was like they were trying to be the Dan Reed Network or something...now that was a rockin' band out of Portland. I actually met Dan Reed a few years ago-- very nice, very spiritual.
Oh I very very vaguely remember that Passion song, repressed memory syndrome tastic. This was only through my geekdom following the US charts. Not a Bobby Orlando cover thankfully.
They changed the spelling of the band name for their second album, which is the one pictured. Really, they should have dropped the other H too.
Mk, this post is wonderful. "90s cum shot" is lmao dead-on exact and shit. VIVA LA 90'S
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OMG I totally forgot about this song. That poor guy with the sax, h didn't get to play on this song at all.
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@ Dion flowerboy - Oh noes!!!
Freedom Jones and the rest of C+C Music Factory want a dance off.
hahahahaha! i remember this! so 90's...
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Sat, 06/16/2012 - 1:45pm.
OneLiner and Ninne - I'd never heard of Locomia. Wow - they are definitely hot slut material!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUAO7OaGKxU
LOL!
I think it's supposed to be "shade on the window", but I'm sticking with "shit" because it's a thousand times funnier.
OMG, I remember this song from senior year of high school. Everytime I can remember hearing it I was drunk as hell. I haven't thought of that song since and didn't even think to look for a video. I'm afraid of the cheeze of that strange musical period!
LOL! My sister and I were just talking/laughing about this silly song the other day. I'd forgotten what a hot mess the video is. Ahh, the early '90s...
Why did I force myself to listen to 30 seconds of this?
He IS saying "shit is on the window", though.
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He totally said "shit on my window".
That comment had me ROFL.
OMG, it's Madison from Million Dollar Listing!
So gangsta!
Trying to be Prince. Failing.
The Locomia boys are fan-tastic.
How can I submit them for hot slut? I cant stop watching their videos now! LOL I forgot how fabulous they were!
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So no one remembers this band, and no one can tell me who the RAWR guy in the net shirt is. Le sigh.
Little Rascal, that was a blast from the past, thank you!
THANK YOU TO ONE LINER FOR LOCOMIA!
Never heard of them and they are BEYOND fabulous!
Sooooo swishy!
You need to submit them for Hot Sluts - seriously!
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same reaction i had the in the 90's: wtf is that balki?
I do remember the song but I was still expecting to hear Rod Stewart's 'Passion'!
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I don't remember this song, group name but not song. I DO remember "Night Tracks" though and hadn't thought of that in decades!
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Another one from Locomia this one has awesome 90's dance moves!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKrwUGmofM
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I'm sure some idiot at MYV just misspelled it cause it says Rhythm on the album...
"Women are so addicted to attention that if prostitution were legal, it would also be free."
- Dick Masterson
So, I don't get it. The official spelling is "Rythm" and the album cover is a typo? Somebody in the graphics department got shitcanned for sure--spelling "rhythm" correctly drains all the cool street cred toughness. No wonder they only had one hit!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sat, 06/16/2012 - 1:45pm.
OneLiner and Ninne - I'd never heard of Locomia. Wow - they are definitely hot slut material!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUAO7OaGKxU
Did Kunty Karl have something to do with their wardrobe?
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I have no idea if Kunty Karl was ever involved in designing that fuckery but I can totally see it!!
They were huge in Brazil too for a hot second, when I was growing up. Search youtube for "locomia Xou da Xuxa" and the gayness will blow your mind..
LOL it's Balki, the hair, the clothes! It's ridiculous how the girls are at the front and the Rythm look like the back up band! ;p
But I like that mesh shirt cover at the top. They're so butch and hang tough! *strike a pose*
"Crotch-watching with 1991 International Male" - man they wore those pants high, you can't help but stare at those crotches! hahaha
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Submitted by OneLiner on Sat, 06/16/2012 - 1:38pm.
Has MK ever made "Locomia " hot sluts? The hot all male Spanish group from the early 90's, their fans were willing to stab their grandmas just to get to them and clearly the members of the group were sooooo gay!
LOL!! Gay or just the 90s? Their pointy suede shoes are hot.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I don't remember these guys at all. I only made thru a minute of that video. Way cheesy.
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They remind me of these clowns:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE-5KBuDG4k
Yes definitely LOCOMIA for hot sluts!!!!! I remember Being a kid and thinking there is something "different" about these guys but all the girls were so crazy about them! LOL
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Hahaha!! Only MK! I sooo remember this song as a kid. Any song that spelled out words were cool with me as a youngster. Hey you cant do much better than their classic cheese line "But theres no way to turn back the S.E.X. is just too good"--
But....there's an "H" on their album cover!????? It's not mispelled there. This confuses me!
OneLiner and Ninne - I'd never heard of Locomia. Wow - they are definitely hot slut material!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUAO7OaGKxU
Did Kunty Karl have something to do with their wardrobe?
Submitted by OneLiner on Sat, 06/16/2012 - 1:38pm.
Has MK ever made "Locomia " hot sluts? The hot all male Spanish group from the early 90's, their fans were willing to stab their grandmas just to get to them and clearly the members of the group were sooooo gay!
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OMG, what a memory!! I'd totally vote for Locomia to be featured on Dlisted. Hot sluts indeed lol.
Has MK ever made "Locomia " hot sluts? The hot all male Spanish group from the early 90's, their fans were willing to stab their grandmas just to get to them and clearly the members of the group were sooooo gay!
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I never heard of Rythm (LOL!) Syndicate until Dlisted. Oh MK, your childhood memories. I would've happily been your back-up dancer.
All I could think of while watching the video was, damn, the tan works, Balki!
Is that Dorothy Hamill singing?
OMG! BALKI from PERFECT STRANGERS did make a video using recycled set pieces and back-up dancers from Prince's "Get Off" video! Look up 'Fresh Young Balki B' on Youtube! How is this not common knowledge??? Seriously!
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IF, speaking of white wife-beaters tucked into high-waisted jeans, here's a perfection - "Love Changes Everything" by Climie Fisher. I LOVE it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPav44v545Y
they must've seen Purple Rain at their local drive-in
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I totally remember these guys! MK is always bringing up my repressed 80's and 90's middle school memories! "PASSION, got me in a jam again!" Try topping THAT, Bieber!
I'll take my man in those jeans any day over the skinny ones they are all wearing these days!
---and where were you people?! Totes remember this song (although wouldn't have been able to have named the band! lol)
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Drawing a blank on this band and song. I was listening to their "deeper" industrial brothers in Nine Inch Nails. Oddly enough, it looks like the wardrobe choices were pretty similar when it came to wearing lots of black and fishnet.
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