Shelburne, MA Resident Shanna Swan Is Unhappy With Kate Winslet
She looks like the lady who runs group at the prison. Kate Winslet is filming a movie here in Massachusetts and can not locate a fuck in her purse for you, your brat children, and your town's ladies auxiliary. The aforementioned reportedly waited hours in a torrential downpour to catch a glimpse of Rose from The Titanic. (No, really - Ms. Swan gave it a "The").
Shanna Swan (aka perfection as a name) experienced some personal hardship when Kate didn't stop and share that coffee with her.
"Kate was so rude, she never once acknowledged any of us, I was devastated," hopeful fan Shanna Swan told Star (via Radar Online). "She gave dirty looks to people in my town who waited hours to see her."
“She always plays such warm people on the big screen, I thought she would be kind, so when she was mean, I was crushed,” Shanna said. “I watched The Titantic 13 times when I was 12 years old, and Kate wouldn’t even look up for a second to acknowledge we were all adoring her.”
Did she finally watch it for the 13th time when she turned 13? I smell OCD.
Anyway, do you see a watch on her Kate's wrist? She doesn't have time for your bullshit. Fuck, she must be depressed that's she not even filming in Boston. They have her in some small-ass town where people with stripper names are mean-mugging at her. You'd dive back into your black Cadillac, too!
Shelburne's claim to fame is that Bill Cosby lives there. Did you bring Bill to greet her with a Pudding Pop? No? Well, thanks for playing.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 9:50pm.
I think I saw Goopy once in NYC. Frigid ol' bag. I should've asked her for directions so she could be rude to me.
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I would have pretended to be blind and forced her to take me to the Port Authority bathroom.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 9:50pm.
I think I saw Goopy once in NYC. Frigid ol' bag. I should've asked her for directions so she could be rude to me.
hahaha. "Hi, are you a local? Is there a McDonald's near here?"
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I think I saw Goopy once in NYC. Frigid ol' bag. I should've asked her for directions so she could be rude to me.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 8:29pm.
And I take particular pleasure in walking past a famous person and not even giving them a glance. But I really DO get a huge thrill. I'll tell my kids "Oh my god, that was Matt Dillon who just walked by us!!!" and they're all like "Who?". Unless it's Miranda Cosgrove or SpongeBob, they don't know.
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I *love* ignoring celebrities. Watching them become unnerved at the lack of attention, their faces all pinched and paranoid, seesawing between "Oh, God, please don't notice Famous Me" and "How come nobody is looking at me? Is my manager right? Should I kill myself?", brings me such joy. Don't take that shit for granted, Kate.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 8:29pm.
i saw uma thumbman on the lower east side once, didnt even wink twice, just walk passed her. i dont have that starstruck thing inside me that makes me want to walk up and drool at celebs.
happened with russell crowe as well in sydney, but thats probably cuz i didnt want him to throw his phone at me.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 5:24pm.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 5:00pm.
I have a friend of mine that knows him fairly well and says he is the nicest guy she's ever known...
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That seems true to form. I lurve Willie Nelson and I'm not even a country fan. I just like the old stuff.
Submitted by turnelbup on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 6:04pm.
Nah...first it's a wave; then it's an autograph, then it's "take a picture with me", then it's "loan me $50", then it's "I'm coming to your house to kill your and your children". To delusional people like Ms. Swan (not to be confused with the delightful "Mad TV" character), nothing is ever enough.
LOL. Yeah, best to leave celebs alone. They're never really the people you think they are. But if a celeb happens to like or accept random contact with the public and happens to be gracious, then props to him or her. Can't be that hard or annoying just to say Hi or to wave.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Is J Harvey a boston fag too? I wonder if I know him? Or is it her?
What losers waiting around just to see a famous person.
Anyway, that is a super pretty fucking down, small though it may be. they havea bridge of flowers! It's a bridge made of flowers! Or some shit... I've seen signs for it, but never stopped to find it
It's all been said, but my two cents is that Shanna Swan needs to get a life, but it wouldn't have killed Kate Winslet to wave to a bunch of desperate fans.
There.
And I take particular pleasure in walking past a famous person and not even giving them a glance. But I really DO get a huge thrill. I'll tell my kids "Oh my god, that was Matt Dillon who just walked by us!!!" and they're all like "Who?". Unless it's Miranda Cosgrove or SpongeBob, they don't know.
Some people act like celebs owe them every single bit of their time, privacy, personal space, whatever. Sorry, just because you watch every movie or show, listen to every song, doesn't mean they owe you anything. Like I said before, I would never want to be famous, but I'd love the money!
J.Harvey is a great writer. Anyway,back on topic : I've met the band Switchfoot and they were really nice. I've also met an Australian TV actor and he was lovely, too. I don't tend to get crazy over famous people because it's obvious that they don't want people like me to go crazy over them.So, on that note : I'm on Kate's side.
Meh, you worship assholes, you get shit on...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Kate's comments about hating the song from Titanic recently have rubbed me the wrong way (bitch, you don't have to SING it, Celine does!). However, she could have smiled or waved at the people lined up to see her. That's just my two fucks to give on this Friday evening with no plans ahead :(
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Maybe Kate was having a bad day. I mean, there are times I see friends in the grocery store and I say "hey, how's it going" and keep walking, because I might not be in the mood for chit chat.
ETA: I am so using this: Do you see a watch on my wrist? I don't have time for your bullshit!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
this will go down as one of the all time greats:
"Anyway, do you see a watch on her wrist? She doesn't have time for your bullshit."
KLASSIC
lmao JHarvey!! ty for keeping the D train rolling, hooker. ♥
It's really not that big a deal to see celebs in person. Really.
I think part of the problem celebs have now as opposed to even 10 years ago is the advent of the internet. It's a insatiable 24/7 beast that needs to be fed every single bit of an entertainer's life and the life of their family and friends. Cell cameras in every single foot of your life would have to eventually be too much and a person has the right surely to once in a while not be available to anyone but themselves. There is no anonymity for these people and the ones that don't court attention definitely have the right to tell people to back the fuck and leave me be!
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 6:39pm.
Eh, whatever. I was in a club one night with Keanu Reeves. Always wanted to meet him, but I left him alone. You don't encroach on someone's space in the middle of a club. He was pretty cool to most everyone there. I think this was because it is LA, and no one gives a crap.
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Keanu Reeves!? Gah! I would handcuff myself to him (like that crazy bitch that did it to whatchamacallim - the brit with the bad teeth; could be anyone i know, but blah blah blah)!
I have a friend who met Keanu, asked him for a pic and he said yes. The she grabbed his ass and he turned to her, completely serious and said "don't you ever do that again!" and walked away. She kept saying "I should feel embarrassed, but I don't..." I love that shameless whore.
This lady spends too much time watching movies and not living in the real world. Kate was there to work not kiss all the local yocal's butts. Would have been nice if she gave them a wreck but she probably was not in a good mood. People should stop putting movie stars on pedestals.
I'm glad ppl are on Kate's side here. All I could think while reading this was wtf????
Eh, whatever. I was in a club one night with Keanu Reeves. Always wanted to meet him, but I left him alone. You don't encroach on someone's space in the middle of a club. He was pretty cool to most everyone there. I think this was because it is LA, and no one gives a crap.
I saw Johnny Depp at a SAG event in Los Angeles. Total douche. However, everyone was pretty respectful and gave the man his space.
I agree that celebs should be more friendly, but you have to understand they are human. They can make mistakes.
However, I DO dislike Kevin Nealon. I met him and struck up a conversation with him once. ASS. I was not being rude or disrespectful...still was a douchebag.
SORRY BITCH, BUT IF YOU WAITING IN THE RAIN TO SEE ANYONE, ECSPECIALLY THIS FUCKING CUNT THEN YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER AND DESERVE IT!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat :
I understand... I guess I'm kind of a snob. Some of my family is just so backwards ass country it's not even funny.
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I have an interesting blend of backward country and common ghetto. (Like showing up high as a kite to your grandma's hospital deathbed while everyone else is holding vigil) *clutches pearls*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 5:15pm.
I couldn't be famous... hell, I avoid my own family (cousins, etc) if I see them at the grocery store.
and lmao at "Anyway, do you see a watch on her Kate's wrist? She doesn't have time for your bullshit."
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I once saw my dad at Safeway; he had on shorts, Stacey Adams loafers (no socks) and the ashiest feet I have ever seen in my life. I totally pretended I didn't see him. Wrong, I know.
J. Harvey is on a roll today. I have to use that. I never wear a watch, so it's perfect.
Sounds like Ms. Swann needs to unpack that life she's been saving for a special occasion and try it on.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Did Ms. Swan say if "she looka like a man"?
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
Submitted by clairey claire on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 5:57pm.
Although apparently Idris Elba lives near me, he's going to get the staring of a lifetime should I walk past HIM *drools*
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Lucky! He is all kinds of yummy, although I've heard rumors he bats for the other team. I refuse to believe malicious gossip, though.
*goes to Clairey Clair's house with binoculars*
Team Kate..erm... Rose!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 6:09pm.
Submitted by sinjin on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 6:04pm.
I understand... I guess I'm kind of a snob. Some of my family is just so backwards ass country it's not even funny.
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Am I the only one here who generally likes my extended family, certain sociopaths aside?
When *I* hide from family members in supermarkets, it's because I can't face chit chat with super extroverted, incredibly loud over achievers.
*sticks nose in air*
My guess is that this Shanna person wore dirty mom jeans or sweatpants with a stained white tee and has a carboard cutout of Leo in her livingroom.
I've met (and partied with) a few celebs in my days and it's actually quite amusing to see the looks of some of these so called fans. I'd fucking avoid them like my life depended on it and I'm not even famous (well, maybe in my head).
Fuck you Shanna, I guess you're not as special as your parents said you were...
Submitted by sinjin on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 6:04pm.
I understand... I guess I'm kind of a snob. Some of my family is just so backwards ass country it's not even funny.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Team Kate-probably-had-others-things-on-her-mind-at-the-time-like-work.
no,fuck the peeps who want the constant attention.
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
I agree with most comments on here. Yeah, a little wave would be nice but she doesn't have to do it if she doesn't want to. She was working, FFS! She probably didn't even see them. Just because she's a celebrity doesn't mean she's constantly looking around to see if anyone recognizes her.
Nah...first it's a wave; then it's an autograph, then it's "take a picture with me", then it's "loan me $50", then it's "I'm coming to your house to kill your and your children". To delusional people like Ms. Swan (not to be confused with the delightful "Mad TV" character), nothing is ever enough.
Actors are people, not your property. If they're working, leave 'em alone. Get a life.
In NYC, you see big celebs every day and nobody says shit to them. It's a point of pride. I'd be mortified to see someone here hounding a star for attention.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat :
I couldn't be famous... hell, I avoid my own family (cousins, etc) if I see them at the grocery store.
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LOL, me too! Furthermore, I have no time for my SIL's family bullshit either. Fuck 'em and their lying, finger pointing ways.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 5:54pm.
well, cool then. i'm ready to be famous. i already ignore the general public as a matter of course
Submitted by agirl on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 5:05pm.
amen and hallelujah.
/checks to see if Willie's tour is coming to my town
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
What is wrong with these people? Everyone knows that when you see a celebrity in the street you ignore the fuck out of them and then immediately write an excited Facebook status update.
Although apparently Idris Elba lives near me, he's going to get the staring of a lifetime should I walk past HIM *drools*
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
I hate Kate Winslet more than most people out there, and even I think Ms. Swan is being ridiculous.
I couldn't be famous. (Yes, I know that that's not gonna happen.) I couldn't be nice to the thousandth stalker-y fan, knowing that anything less than ass kissing would be going straight on the internet. I'd just ignore everyone.
Silly Kate being busy doing her job. She should totally stop her concentration, focus and work to give some entitled people attention.
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That woman sounds ridiculous. I'm sorry but famous or not we all should have the right to go to our jobs without be hassled by strangers.
Celebrities are people too, I saw Kate Flannery from The Office three times in one day (at Yumami Burger, a gallery near by and then a vintage toy store). I didn't say anything to her until she bumped into me and then we had a little joke about these old toy robots. If you treat celebrities like humans they tend to behave as such.
Nobody told that lady to watch that shitty movie 12 times when she was 12. Kate Winslet doesn't owe her shit. Bitches were standing out in the rain on their own accord, imagine how much it would've sucked to drive into and from that shit for work. I sure the fuck wouldn't want to be standing around chit chatting, giving autographs and what not. Fuck those entitled a-holes and Team Rude Kate all the way.
I often cannot locate a fuck in my purse too. Team Kate!!!
I can't stand it when one of my Massachusetts homies is unhappy. First state in the nation to support gay marriage, y'all! All she had to do was acknowledge them with a wave.
What's so hard about acknowledging fans? A smile or wave won't kill you. I never understood that mentality.
JEEPURS MK! outta superlatives for you Haha urgreat
Bad manners on both sides. Where those nosy bitches get off? Still a star should oblige...lost op
Should apologize with some excuse
PR get on it!
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Shanna and her ilk are idiots for celeb stalking, but I doubt it would have killed Kate to say hi or send her assistant or something. Team They All Suck.