Shelburne, MA Resident Shanna Swan Is Unhappy With Kate Winslet
She looks like the lady who runs group at the prison. Kate Winslet is filming a movie here in Massachusetts and can not locate a fuck in her purse for you, your brat children, and your town's ladies auxiliary. The aforementioned reportedly waited hours in a torrential downpour to catch a glimpse of Rose from The Titanic. (No, really - Ms. Swan gave it a "The").
Shanna Swan (aka perfection as a name) experienced some personal hardship when Kate didn't stop and share that coffee with her.
"Kate was so rude, she never once acknowledged any of us, I was devastated," hopeful fan Shanna Swan told Star (via Radar Online). "She gave dirty looks to people in my town who waited hours to see her."
“She always plays such warm people on the big screen, I thought she would be kind, so when she was mean, I was crushed,” Shanna said. “I watched The Titantic 13 times when I was 12 years old, and Kate wouldn’t even look up for a second to acknowledge we were all adoring her.”
Did she finally watch it for the 13th time when she turned 13? I smell OCD.
Anyway, do you see a watch on her Kate's wrist? She doesn't have time for your bullshit. Fuck, she must be depressed that's she not even filming in Boston. They have her in some small-ass town where people with stripper names are mean-mugging at her. You'd dive back into your black Cadillac, too!
Shelburne's claim to fame is that Bill Cosby lives there. Did you bring Bill to greet her with a Pudding Pop? No? Well, thanks for playing.