Friday, June 15th 2012

Presented Without Comment: A Tweet That Sums Up Beliebers Perfectly

via Jezebel

Posted by: Michael K


ditquoi's picture

No Curt didn't, but fortunately Bieber does, so the evidence of your teenage banality is preserved for you to cringe at 20 years from now when you realize how lame you were. :D

doncorleone's picture

This has been a PAINFUL week on Dlisted. I love you Michael K., but you can stop now. Please post pics of puppies or La Liz to clean my palate. Thank you. On 2nd thought no La Liz, it will remind of La Disaster aka Blohan. Just puppies please.

Paquita's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:45pm.

I do have a twitter account that I don't use along with my tumblr that I almost never use. I use my twitter to communicate with close friends because is one of the only apps I have on "push notice"

I use it to be silly and be sarcastic but nothing else. I only go into facebook to see pics of my sister's kids and stalk people when it's needed. I never update who I am with or what I am doing which would be reading Dlisted.

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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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M.E.'s picture

Submitted by whippersnapper on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:43pm.

And wait...who the fuck is Amanda Beiber?

Is it a relative of his, or some psychotic fanatic?
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Imma go with the latter.

Thirty years from now all those Bieber fangirls will be overbearing soccer moms who are secretly screwing their daughter's tennis teacher.

FunFilled's picture

I think I saw Kurt wearing a Fuck Social Media t-shirt once.

M.E.'s picture

Wow. Fucking tard. Twatter, Myface and Facespace were NON EXISTANT when Cobain was alive and on top of the grunge scene.

OMG. Eat the barrel of a riffle Manda.

ethang's picture

Tween girls are ruthless. When they unite, they are a force to be reckoned with.

Lisbet459's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:45pm.

Do any of you Dlisters have a Twitter account and if so ho do you talk to on it, what is it good for? I don't understand it at all and I feel like a Luddite because I don't have a twater account!
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It's for attention ho-ing. Duh.

@ Whamo

I'm a fellow Luddite. Besides using Wordpress and being on here, this is all the social networking I can take!

M.E.'s picture

Whamo - I do not haz twatter. I refuse.

Lisbet459's picture

In between laughing my head off (note to self: clean Diet Coke of screen) I honestly can't think of a counter argument.

Nicole's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:36pm.

LMFAO!!! Let's hope Bieber takes up Skeet shooting soon!
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He's more than welcome to borrow my 9mm :)

Whamo's picture

Do any of you Dlisters have a Twitter account and if so ho do you talk to on it, what is it good for? I don't understand it at all and I feel like a Luddite because I don't have a twater account!

CheeryBitch's picture

Good grief....

Jeanneee's picture

Touche, MandaSwaggie. I'm sure Kurt Cobain would kill himself again if he could because you just OWNED him.

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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11

RandéSleepover's picture

Did Bieber ever blow his brains out? I didn't think so...

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Please: It's "rahnday."

whippersnapper's picture

And wait...who the fuck is Amanda Beiber?

Is it a relative of his, or some psychotic fanatic?

whippersnapper's picture

I just can't with this twatwaffle this morning.

Is it too early for a margarita?

crazyinjapan's picture

Urgh, the state of the US's educational system. This child definitely got left behind.

Paquita's picture

Wow.... I mean... not even Jesus Christ had that many followers on twitter. So I guess Justin Bieber should be named God. Fuck you Morgan Freeman!! God does exist!

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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
http://lif3d3sign.tumblr.com/

Whamo's picture

Submitted by Nicole on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:33pm.
Here's hoping that one day in the hopefully near future, Bieber will find his own personal Courtney Love.

And a greenhouse above a garage.
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LMFAO!!! Let's hope Bieber takes up Skeet shooting soon!

*facepalm*

*facepalm*

*facepalm*

I now understand why my grandpa used to say, "I weep for the future."

"My pug is smarter than your honor student."

waits for CL's twitter rant on this kid...

I'm going to go cry and drink heavily now.

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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate

Nicole's picture

Here's hoping that one day in the hopefully near future, Bieber will find his own personal Courtney Love.

And a greenhouse above a garage.

suckandfuck's picture

ok but Kurt Cobain wasn't gay

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.