Pimp Mama Kris Trained Her Hos Well
To save her floating turd of a network from completely sinking to the bottom of the toilet bowl, Oprah shoved herself into a full body condom and got into bed with whores. Godprah joined forces with the harlot heffas of HELL for an interview airing this holy Sunday on OWN.
I know that OWN has become that struggling, broke down, thirsty hooker who has lost its prime corner on the best part of the stroll and is now lucky to get a wooden coin for a sloppy handjob behind a Datsun parked in the alley, but has it really come to this? Was Courtney Stodden not available for an interview? Tan Mom? OctoMom? The Hot Dog Hooker? Literally ANYBODY but the Kuntrashians? How the Mighty O has fallen into the whore pit viper pit.
So far clips of the interview have been the same, re-hashed crap. Was the obviously staged wedding staged? NEVER! Is Khloe's biological father one of the neanderthals in the Natural History Musuem? NOT! But then Oprah asked Rob and the KKKs (that sounds like the name of the #1 band in Hell) about Pimp Mama Kris' pimping ways:
O: What do you say to people, and you've heard it, when people say your mother is pimping her children.
Kim: I think that's so ridiculous.
Rob: She's our mom.
Kim: First of all, we have to hire a manager. So regardless somebody has to get that. No one will fight harder for you than your own mother. She knows us. She knows all of our moods. Whether sometimes Khloe and her like are like 'Mom/manager' and they go back and forth.
O: You're very clear on that, though. You don't have to go back and forth. You know the line between mom and manager.
The slow pregnant one: They....work....well....really...well. *drooooooool*
Kim: We just get each other. We vibe. It works. No matter what, no one would fight harder for you than your own mother.
O: So you've never felt exploited by your own mother?
KKK: No, never.
Meanwhile, Pimp Mama Kris was slightly off camera with her ho slappin' hand up in the air and a look on her face that clearly said, "Kim, you better stick to the script, ho, or the next completely fake husband I set you up with will have a white dick!"
via E! Online
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What I want to know is how her "core" audience will react to seeing TRASH like this. I know the unwashed, uneducated and bastardized masses will be happy but her soccer mom fan will have the vapors!
Those going on about how they play the game, sure, but they too have an expiration date. Paris too played the game, but her time was up when her and her mom tried to put out more shows. People had enough. People will have enough of this orange mess of a family too. They are already "old" (at least Khloe, Kim and the other one are. The little ones can hope to be the next "face of fashion" after Ali Lohan gives up the title.
HA.
Fuck Oprah! Now these assholes will believe that they are legitimate and respectable personalities. I detest the culture that elevates trash and now Oprah is among them.
ahaha how the might o has fallen.
she is nowt grovelling at the feet of a pimp whore and an internet porn piss drinking slut for ratings.
slow clap for you o, slow clap.
F21, couldn't agree more. They get a lot of crap from the public, but the truth is, they have built something of an empire. And as a family, they seem to have it together. (At least that's how it appears from the outside.)
They're beyond obnoxious sometimes, and they're way over-exposed, but I don't hate them. They seem like a tight-knit family and there's something very nice about that. (shrug)
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More reasons not to watch Own. I'd say she jumped the shark with this one, but she did that when she started her shit network. It's like when Michel Jordan retired, then starts plating for the Wizards. You ain't got it no mo; sit back and swim around it your Duck Tails like bank vault.
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"off brand work out sneakers"?
Ninja if I want to wear Spalding’s, ProWings, and Bobos to the gym, that's my damn business.
Bitch, I'm working out... Not doing daily cunt-nastics via Twitter.”
what, no Kanye in this cherished phamily photo?
and where's Brody and Not Brody? :-P
Hahaha...threatening Kimmie with the white one! lmao
I have to give credit where credit is due. Not everyone can hustle and these people have it in their blood. Kim turned a fill-in as my bestie while I mad at Nicole Richie side gig with Paris Hilton into a multimillion dollar business.
Pimp Mama Kris turned her daughter's most embarrassing moments captured on camera into 3 TV shows watched by millions of Americans. Paris and Kathy Hilton tried it and failed. Right now its Paris who? Nicole who? Kathy who?
These bitches are laughing all the way to the bank and now desperate for ratings Queen Oprah is talking to them??? LOL. The Kardashians have clearly found a way to work the American public and I am not one to knock down anyone's game so more power to them.
Oprah has really jumped the shark. And just when you thought it was safe to browse Dlisted again. *cues Jaws theme music*
Fuck Okrah and fuck the Kuntrashians.
EEG Oh honey, we will have lounge chairs lined up around the infinity pool, and plenty of fluffers for our um, pillows and stuff. ;)
OT *suffers secondary embarrassment for Oprah* Let it go gf!! IT'S OVAH
Oprah has always been a narcissistic, self-serving, disingenuous and calculating of a whore as any Lardassian.
I rarely wish ill health, death and destruction on people (HA!), but in this case I'll make an exception.
the whole lot of them could go up in flames right in front of me and all I'd do is grab the weenies.
and yes I am, NormaDesperate
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Discovery Communications aka Discovery Channel, actually financially backs OWN, not Oprah. I believe Oprah has not put up any of her own money for the OWN network. From what I understand, Discovery has a huge say in the programming on OWN and speculation is that Discovery is who told Oprah she would do this interview with the KarTrashians, not Oprah. Oprah admitted she's never watched their show & didn't know much about any of them.
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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 12:41pm.
If ray j had just pissed in an alley like a regular guy, this shit would not be happening.
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ugh. If only.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
ahem Sweetas? don't be sitting on that lanai alone. Remember who loves you. ;)
Oprah has been dead to me since the James Frey debacle.
This proves Oprah is desperate. She has the power to land people like Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Reese Witherspoon, etc...
But she's going to settle for this garbage family that no over the age of 13 respects?
If ray j had just pissed in an alley like a regular guy, this shit would not be happening...not that ever watched OWN before, but now I definitely won't be watching...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
MK lmfao @ "the slow pregnant one"
And hahaha Oprah!!! Just shut that POS DOWN and go enjoy your billions with Gayle. Fuck what is wrong with these people. If I had that kind of bank I would be on my private island having my cabana boys peel grapes, fuck a bunch of working.
Oprah, it has come to this? Leaving her show is probably one of the worst decisions she's made. Her legion of followers have moved on.
FunFilled -- can you believe someone posted a picture of Blohan the other day and called her "Linds"? I wanted to throw up!!! Some of the shit those people post.
I laugh at all the little fools on Pinterest who post photos of these trash bins and then say, "Love her style!" "So chic!"
Ha, a whore's a whore no matter what you dress them up in.
I see it's family portrait day in Hell.
LMAO at slow pregnant one *droooooooool* hahahaa! Bruce Jenner looks April fresh in that picture... i would freakin DIE
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I love you, Michael K!
The slow pregnant one HAHAHAHHAHAH
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I wonder what the plumbing bills in that house are like. All those hairy bitches clogging up the drains. I bet when one of them showers it's like an ewok got caught in the drain. Just sayin'.
Well, there goes the last of any credibility that Oprah had left.
How the mighty have fallen. Lets face it Oprah's reputation which was already in trouble, is bascially in the toilet now. Nobody takes anything these hairy sluts say seriously, people just laugh at them. Shame on Oprah for giving these things any airtime.
The slow pregnant one. Who was already slow before she got pregnant.