To save her floating turd of a network from completely sinking to the bottom of the toilet bowl, Oprah shoved herself into a full body condom and got into bed with whores. Godprah joined forces with the harlot heffas of HELL for an interview airing this holy Sunday on OWN.
I know that OWN has become that struggling, broke down, thirsty hooker who has lost its prime corner on the best part of the stroll and is now lucky to get a wooden coin for a sloppy handjob behind a Datsun parked in the alley, but has it really come to this? Was Courtney Stodden not available for an interview? Tan Mom? OctoMom? The Hot Dog Hooker? Literally ANYBODY but the Kuntrashians? How the Mighty O has fallen into the whore pit viper pit.
So far clips of the interview have been the same, re-hashed crap. Was the obviously staged wedding staged? NEVER! Is Khloe’s biological father one of the neanderthals in the Natural History Musuem? NOT! But then Oprah asked Rob and the KKKs (that sounds like the name of the #1 band in Hell) about Pimp Mama Kris’ pimping ways:
O: What do you say to people, and you’ve heard it, when people say your mother is pimping her children.
Kim: I think that’s so ridiculous.
Rob: She’s our mom.
Kim: First of all, we have to hire a manager. So regardless somebody has to get that. No one will fight harder for you than your own mother. She knows us. She knows all of our moods. Whether sometimes Khloe and her like are like ‘Mom/manager’ and they go back and forth.
O: You’re very clear on that, though. You don’t have to go back and forth. You know the line between mom and manager.
The slow pregnant one: They….work….well….really…well. *drooooooool*
Kim: We just get each other. We vibe. It works. No matter what, no one would fight harder for you than your own mother.
O: So you’ve never felt exploited by your own mother?
KKK: No, never.
Meanwhile, Pimp Mama Kris was slightly off camera with her ho slappin’ hand up in the air and a look on her face that clearly said, “Kim, you better stick to the script, ho, or the next completely fake husband I set you up with will have a white dick!“
via E! Online