Pimp Mama Kris Trained Her Hos Well
To save her floating turd of a network from completely sinking to the bottom of the toilet bowl, Oprah shoved herself into a full body condom and got into bed with whores. Godprah joined forces with the harlot heffas of HELL for an interview airing this holy Sunday on OWN.
I know that OWN has become that struggling, broke down, thirsty hooker who has lost its prime corner on the best part of the stroll and is now lucky to get a wooden coin for a sloppy handjob behind a Datsun parked in the alley, but has it really come to this? Was Courtney Stodden not available for an interview? Tan Mom? OctoMom? The Hot Dog Hooker? Literally ANYBODY but the Kuntrashians? How the Mighty O has fallen into the whore pit viper pit.
So far clips of the interview have been the same, re-hashed crap. Was the obviously staged wedding staged? NEVER! Is Khloe's biological father one of the neanderthals in the Natural History Musuem? NOT! But then Oprah asked Rob and the KKKs (that sounds like the name of the #1 band in Hell) about Pimp Mama Kris' pimping ways:
O: What do you say to people, and you've heard it, when people say your mother is pimping her children.
Kim: I think that's so ridiculous.
Rob: She's our mom.
Kim: First of all, we have to hire a manager. So regardless somebody has to get that. No one will fight harder for you than your own mother. She knows us. She knows all of our moods. Whether sometimes Khloe and her like are like 'Mom/manager' and they go back and forth.
O: You're very clear on that, though. You don't have to go back and forth. You know the line between mom and manager.
The slow pregnant one: They....work....well....really...well. *drooooooool*
Kim: We just get each other. We vibe. It works. No matter what, no one would fight harder for you than your own mother.
O: So you've never felt exploited by your own mother?
KKK: No, never.
Meanwhile, Pimp Mama Kris was slightly off camera with her ho slappin' hand up in the air and a look on her face that clearly said, "Kim, you better stick to the script, ho, or the next completely fake husband I set you up with will have a white dick!"
via E! Online
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OW should never have given up her day job. It was her bread and butter and she decided she was better off inspiring the world and holding 'master classes'.
Now her network is in the tank and she's interviewing the fucking Kardashians!
Star Magazine has more credibility!
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Only way I would have watched this is if Oprah had sunk her claws in but I knew that wouldn't happen. It's gotten this bad for Oprah, so embarrassing.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... Oprah!!!!!!
Times are hard if Oprah has these vapid hoes on her show!!!! Oprah is also freinds with Tyler Perry, he has that movie with the porn star in it and folks are boycotting that shit when it is released. Maybe she did this to help TP out, I am still not going to see that shit.
Just WOW! They all have the same shit eating grin on their faces.
I guess, considering she has turned to the Karkrashians for help to feed her inner fame whore, we should expect an Oprah & Gayle sex tape to be leaked shortly? Perhaps Kimmy can do a cameo holding the double-ended dildo between them? As long as Stedman doesn't get all stroppy that his job has been taken.
Oh Dave, yes Oprah's standards are below basement-level now. I still cringe thinking of that Bobbi Kristina interview... *Smdh* it's really too bad she can't regain her mojo and convince her audience to come back. I wonder if it's not something the network did in retaliation for her leaving?!
LOL "The Hot Dog Hooker" and "The slow pregnant one... Don't.want.to.laugh.... HAHAHAHAHA ;D
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welp. i've been saying oprah has been declining into being a fat, loud mouth egotistical shell of a human and i guess i was right. all time low, oprah. i find it incredibly disgusting that our culture glorifies a useless vapid "woman" whose claim to fame is being pissed on in a sex video. seriously. how is this okay??????
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I believe the rumors. You know something's wrong when Beyonce fanatics want to murder KK:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pat7rksFuOM#t=06m02s
KK can't even hide the fact that she wants to ride on Beyonce's coattails, apparently she tried to butter up Sofia Vergara as well. When I read that I kept thinking, "They're old to your tricks bitch!" KK isn't just a whore, she's a social parasite of the worst kind which is why I can't stand her.
A bowl of plastic, multinational, Lego dicks, is what that banner looks like. Who gives a shit anymore? Why's Oprah still fame-whore posing with superficial shitheads?? How come it looks like someone photoshopped their group pose onto some lame backdrop? Fk everything and the useless questions, need more wine.
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Do you believe the rumors that Beyonce won't socialize with Kim and won't let Kanye bring her around? If so that means that Beyonce has higher standards than Oprah. That's crazy. Oprah needs to dump that network.
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What about OUR dream? The dream of the tens of millions of Americans with a functioning brain...TV with NO Kartrashians!
As far as Oprah's supposed standards are concerned, I lost what little respect I had for her. You sell out to ho's you might as well BE one.
Submitted by Athenys on Sat, 06/16/2012 - 1:32am.
Oprah's just hit an all time low, we are talking Jerry Springer level here.
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I agree but she's even worse than Springer because she pretends to take these people seriously and he would make fun of them. I was thinking today about how she could justify this. They ARE self-actualizing and living out their dream I guess but it's so tacky and they don't produce anything worthwhile. I don't see how they meet her supposed standards.
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Oprah's just hit an all time low, we are talking Jerry Springer level here. She's got BILLIONS! WHO told her that she needs to make MORE money by hosting the Kartrashian Animal Circus? I KNEW she was in league with the devil...
The Kartrashians need to get lost and I am not about to give them the benefit of the doubt either. A two-faced talentless whore isn't worthy of a fucking pedestal. I am tired of that stupid bitch, her equally idiotic sisters and her pimp of a mother. All of those sweet deals they got as a result of prostituting themselves (figuratively and literally) and they are STILL tacky as all out. I suppose that also proves how much they suck as actresses, as if Kim's 'Nikki' stint on Drop Dead Diva wasn't enough *facepalm*. Good lord that was painful to watch.
The sad thing is, this whore interview will not save OWN. The Big O should just retire and eat her cheeseburgers in Santa Barbara while she still has her dinero.
They all look like they have a huge dick up their collective asses, same stupid expressions...fuck I hate these kkkkkunts!!!
Dear Oprah, you are a fucking asshole for giving this family an interview.
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The World.
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*Shakes head* Do we really need to see another interview?
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Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 3:12pm.
Whenever I hear Rachel Ray's voice I want to slam her in the face with a cast iron skillet. That twat and her EVOO drive me mad.
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Now I like Rachael Ray because I think she would be a cheerleader type in bed. Yum-o's and sammies make me think she is 43 going on 13.
Wow Oprah is fucking shameless. I have no respect for her anymore.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
yuck, never like Oprah, HATE her now....I thought she hated the Whoretrashian's for fucking up that good will mission to Haiti, someone has lined someone's pockets with extra 100's or something this family sucks....big time
O: So you've never felt exploited by your own mother?
KKK: No, never.
When exploitation's all you've ever known, it feels normal.
Why do people keep saying she built an empire? So did Jenna Jameson. I guess we should respect her as well right? All money ain't good money.
haha thats a really unflattering picture of all of them
"this is a new low."
not really. see Phil, Dr.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Gosh, Oprah. I know OWN is in some serious shit but this is a new low.
Haha the slow pregnant one. I wonder what the ratings will be, if they are high then Oprah is not the only one who needs to reevaluate her taste in what is consider interesting these days.
Lmfao @ ' the slow pregnant one..' I hate these horz. All of them. Even the kids. Is that wrong?
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Starr: I've been trying to figure out the Oprah
i'm wondering why this took so long. Oprah is losing her blatant opportunist chops, and Pimp Mama should have reached out after the wedding debacle
had no idea she's responsible for RRay. again, not surprised.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Is this the first time Kim has had to answer for her fake marriage? And in the previews oprah asks Kris about pimping out her kids. Kris Jenner gets on my nerves. Its sad to see her starving for attention. Pathetic
Whenever I hear Rachel Ray's voice I want to slam her in the face with a cast iron skillet. That twat and her EVOO drive me mad.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:32pm.
Oprah's been hitting them donuts pretty hard lately.
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When you're a fatty, you just have to embrace the fatness. Oprah will always be a fatty.
I don't care how low the ratings are, Oprah never should have given a serious forum to these nasty whores! Sorry Oprah you have sunk to beyond low.
I never forgave Oprah for Dr Phil and Rachel Ray...so
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Me either - especially that irritating Rachel Ray. But...Oprah has stooped to a new low with the Khardashians.
Hell, even Kris Jenner showed up on Design Star Tuesday. One show I like to watch and there are the K's.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 1:22pm.
What I want to know is how her "core" audience will react to seeing TRASH like this. I know the unwashed, uneducated and bastardized masses will be happy but her soccer mom fan will have the vapors!
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Sing it Gardening Girl. There is no excuse for Oprah giving them a forum to voice their vapid vapors.
Oprah. The same woman who for years has been shouting from the rooftops about how great John Travolta is, and what a fantastic family man he is, etc. And back when Tom and Nicole were together, she couldn't stop praising TC.
Anyone suspect a $cientology connection?
My shit is more profound and interesting than this family. Calling them Satanic is insulting to other Satan worshippers.
The SandwichQueen strikes again!
Oprah's been hitting them donuts pretty hard lately.
I love that you called her the slow pregnant one. Kourtney is SO friggin dumb. Not just regular dumb, but mouth hanging open, blank stares dumb.
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"I've got a strong stomach and no standards to speak of" - MK 2/5/11
Well of course kim will defend her mother, left to her own devices she'd probably be making her money as a traveling porto-john during summer concerts. Never bite the pimp-hand that feeds you!
Off T: EEG have you seen the South Park parody of Oprah and the James Frey debacle? It's hysterical.
Careful Orca, your desperation is showing.
OWN will NOT survive 2012 and neither will your wife on the CBS Morning Show. They have to be the most mismatched morning crew EVAH.
Submitted by Paquita on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 1:27pm.
I wish I had no dignity and made money out of it.
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ITA!!
From the president and the government on down the line to the entertainment industry, all of today's celebrities are whores. Damn this personal pride and ethics, it just gets in the way!
i hate oprah and the kuntrashians. what's next oprah? a nice sitdown with the babykiller casey anthony?
They're like a slutty flea-circus.
"Kim, you better stick to the script, ho, or the next completely fake husband I set you up with will have a white dick!"
Best.Line.Ever.
Bravo, MK, Bravo.
FUCK. That's all I got
Why does everyone in that picture have the same mouth-breather smile?? Ugh..
I wish I had no dignity and made money out of it.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 1:24pm.
I never forgave Oprah for Dr Phil and Rachel Ray...so
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And Dr Oz, and Suze Whoreman
I never forgave Oprah for Dr Phil and Rachel Ray...so