Open Post & Programming Note: Co-Hosted By Josh Hopkins & James Marsden
Because getting two teeth pulled out of my skull a few days ago wasn't enough, I'm going in for more dental work in a quick minute. My dentist says this work is going to take a long ass while, because my mouth is a mess. ("You need to stop brushing with dirty dicks." - you "I wish" - me) Since we're on the topic of messes, while I stare deep into the nostrils of a dentist, J. Harvey will fill in for me this afternoon by posting a couple or 3 posts. I'll be back later to do Crumbs. And then after I do Crumbs, I'm going to reenact the "I'll nevah let go!" scene from Titanic with my bong and a bottle of booze, because I've been told to stay away from smoking and drinking. My dentist hates me so and has a good way of showing it.
And here's Josh Hopkins from Cougartown and James Marsden sunning their man pecs in Hawaii. I don't know if they're on the same beach, but I do know that they need to touch nipples in front of a camera at some point during their vacation.
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Hope you aren't in too much pain when you get out of the dentist!
Hey, could be worse, the oral surgeon who yanked my wisdom teeth was named "Dr. Slaughter".
No joke.
Good Luck, MK..... I need some work too. uck! nothing I hate more than seeing my dentist.....
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Blohan is like a a cockroach. WHEN will this trick die already????? She's fucking up my death pool.
I'm really sleepy every damn weekday morning and I can be woken up even if I went to bed drunked. This shit only happens to Hohan.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 3:25pm.
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hey give a ho a break. she's "exhausted". She hasn't worked this much since 2003.
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Oh Ophy, I know you really mean that and maybe YOU might be able to get up and go to work each day like some sort of Superwoman..."oh look at me I only need 7 hrs and I'M good to go" bitch please, most of us NORMAL people NEED our 78,840 hours of sleep between each working day in order to function at out peak (give or take a couple hundred ) so you might want to be cutting Linds a little break!!
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YOu're right Whammy I'm being wayyyyy too hard on this sweet misunderstood delicate little flower. Shame on me. *tries to keep a straight face* bahahahahahaha I don't fucking think so!
They didn't even take Lindsay to the hospital. Paramedics' assessment: There's nothing wrong with her, she was just really sleepy. This incident is the definition of a false alarm.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 3:25pm.
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hey give a ho a break. she's "exhausted". She hasn't worked this much since 2003.
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Oh Ophy, I know you really didn't mean that and maybe YOU might be able to get up and go to work each day like some sort of Superwoman..."oh look at me I only need 7 hrs and I'M good to go" bitch please, most of us NORMAL people NEED our 78,840 hours of sleep between each working day in order to function at out peak (give or take a couple hundred ) so you might want to be cutting Linds a little break!!
It actually sort of seemed like Lindsay was trying to give half a shit for a quick hot minute but now it's back to car accidents, lying to the cops and drinking/drugging herself into a coma.
I smell a publicity stunt. Who is so unconscious that they cannot be woken up so the paramedics are called and then VOILA sleeping beauty wakes up and is fine and dandy.
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 3:25pm
who the hell called the paramedics? bastard!
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Not to worry. The Cracken is fine. She's just EXHAUSTED from her doing her sure to be award winning turn as Elizabeth Taylor in the no doubt will be classic Lifetime FILM Liz & Dick.
(fucking roach gets to stay in a goddamn penthouse??????????????????)
Wow.
So she wasn't taken to the hosptial, nothing was wrong. . .are we just waiting for her to die.
Ugh.
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 3:25pm
who the hell called the paramedics? bastard!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
God speed, MK.
Lohan = not surprised.
Damn Lindsay really is hell bent on Corey Haiming herself!
I got beaten to the punch, but they found Lindsay unconscious in her hotel room and rushed her to the hospital.
I think Michael K posted this but a few weeks back, Rosie O'Donnell was on the Today show for some segment that Star Jones managed to get herself on and some obnoxious guy who i don't know. Rosie was very critical of Lindsay's "comeback", stating that Lindsay wasn't ready for the spotlight and needed more help.
People came down on Rosie for stating the truth about Lindsay and it has been proven to be true. Rosie is raw, but she's usually right on the money. Too many people trying to make money off of Lindsay, but she's fast going the way of Amy Winehouse.
Let's hope she really gets the help she needs and she opens herself to that help.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 3:25pm.
To test my theory that Hohan is a true cockroach that cannot be exterminated...Seems Hohan was found UNCONSCIOUS in a penthouse hotel room and the paramedics had to bring her to the hospital. Of course her reps are saying she's fine and hopes to be released soon
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hey give a ho a break. she's "exhausted". She hasn't worked this much since 2003.
Good luck, MK!!
skip right past the Jerry Lewis part and get to the end where the article lists whom Tommy Girl joins as a recipient of this award. i almost fell outta my chair:
http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/comedian-jerry-lewis-rushed-hos...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
To test my theory that Hohan is a true cockroach that cannot be exterminated...Seems Hohan was found UNCONSCIOUS in a penthouse hotel room and the paramedics had to bring her to the hospital. Of course her reps are saying she's fine and hopes to be released soon. Gee, I guess it was food poisoning or something like that, non? Anyhoos, I'm sure this will have ZERO effect on her career.
Where is fishy boss fucker who gives head to get ahead?
Actually working for once rather then expecting the secretary to do it all?
Sorry about your toofs!!!!!
I heart Josh Hopkins, I just finished the last few episodes of Cougar Town and guys I feel like these open posts are the internet version of Cougar Town...mostly we drink and make fun of people and it is awesome
Tell the dentist that the Viccys he gave you last time did not touch the pain, so you need to double your dose.
Oh my god, MK! Haven't you suffered enough? Maybe your dentist is a closet Dlisted hor and just wants to spend more time with you!
OMG!!! I wish MK was in the car with me today while I was on my lunch break! I was sitting at a stop light when angels began to sing and a beam of light came down and shone upon what looked to be the Holy Savior of Ginger Gayelles!!! I was so moved and stunned by the true beauty that I began to weep and couldn't get my damn camera phone out fast enough. I only got a quick photo of her walking away, but I shall forever cherish that moment. It was truly a moving, religious experience. I may die happy now.
Amen.
/probably not Rojo Caliente, but this beautiful ginger gayelle looked JUST like her.
Don't get molested at the dentist Michael K!
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Buh bye MK. Hurry back!
GOOD LUCK MIGUELINA! JUST GET THEM ALL PULLED OUT LIKE I TOLD YOU! YOU'LL MAKE MUCHO DINERO WITH AN ELEPHANT TRUNK ANUS AND TOOFLESS MOUF!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.