Night Crumbs

….And then Goddess CoCo’s eighth world wonder ass swallowed the seat whole. RIP seat. It’s in a better place now. – The Superficial

Jennifer Aniston and the Rockabilly Eddie Munster are in Rome now and the biggest story here is that her legs are denim-less – Lainey Gossip

Kim Kuntrashian looking like a beat down Joyce DeWitt on L’Uomo Vogue – The Berry

I hate my eyes for telling me this was Khloe Kardashian and not Sofia Vergara – Popoholic

Bitch, put some pants on! – Hollywood Tuna 

Derek Hough is totally making sexme eyes at the pool boy – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

What I’m taking from this is that RiRi wants everyone to think she’s a size 0 – Celebitchy

It is way too late in the week for a picture of fetus abs – ICYDK

“Bondage” is grateful for this – Celebslam

FYI: RiRi is rocking Chris Brown on her lap and putting his binky back in his cry hole every time he WAAAAHs it out – Hollywood Rag

“Is that your strap-on poking me in the back or are you just…” - George Clooney to Stacy Keibler – Popsugar

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds went grocery shopping and didn’t bring their own bags!!! CITIZEN’S ARREST THEIR ASSES! – Just Jared

And yet, Charlie Sheen’s first time sounds more romantic than mine - I’m Not Obsessed

Jaime King’s dress looks like every one of my Mac screensavers threw up on it – Go Fug Yourself

This kid knows – Videogum

I wish this was Charo, but it’s obviously JLo – Cityrag

And thanks to J. Harvey for covering shit, including Lindsay Lohan being “exhausted” (read: hungover and pilled out), while I was off getting my teeth de-grossified at the Hazmat Dentistry.