Night Crumbs
....And then Goddess CoCo's eighth world wonder ass swallowed the seat whole. RIP seat. It's in a better place now. - The Superficial
Jennifer Aniston and the Rockabilly Eddie Munster are in Rome now and the biggest story here is that her legs are denim-less - Lainey Gossip
Kim Kuntrashian looking like a beat down Joyce DeWitt on L'Uomo Vogue - The Berry
I hate my eyes for telling me this was Khloe Kardashian and not Sofia Vergara - Popoholic
Bitch, put some pants on! - Hollywood Tuna
Derek Hough is totally making sexme eyes at the pool boy - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
What I'm taking from this is that RiRi wants everyone to think she's a size 0 - Celebitchy
It is way too late in the week for a picture of fetus abs - ICYDK
"Bondage" is grateful for this - Celebslam
FYI: RiRi is rocking Chris Brown on her lap and putting his binky back in his cry hole every time he WAAAAHs it out - Hollywood Rag
"Is that your strap-on poking me in the back or are you just..." - George Clooney to Stacy Keibler - Popsugar
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds went grocery shopping and didn't bring their own bags!!! CITIZEN'S ARREST THEIR ASSES! - Just Jared
And yet, Charlie Sheen's first time sounds more romantic than mine - I'm Not Obsessed
Jaime King's dress looks like every one of my Mac screensavers threw up on it - Go Fug Yourself
This kid knows - Videogum
I wish this was Charo, but it's obviously JLo - Cityrag
And thanks to J. Harvey for covering shit, including Lindsay Lohan being "exhausted" (read: hungover and pilled out), while I was off getting my teeth de-grossified at the Hazmat Dentistry.
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I heard Rihanna has rushed to chris brown's side to look after him following that incident...bitch will never learn.
and i heard chris brown has run to the police like a cry baby, blaming wheelchair jimmy (thanks MK for edumacating* me) for the whole club fight.
i thought he was like tough and all? but it seems he is just a fraud women beater scum who cries when he gets beaten by guys.
*i know its educating, bitch, dont correct me.
Coco, if you're going to go to the trouble of having ham hocks surgically implanted up your ass cheeks, why not go that extra step and have the surgeon suck out your fucking cellulite...
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"Get the fuck out of the way, I want to see the Baby Jesus!" -- MK
I love Coco and so does T!
I heart cellulite. It's delish.
Coco, heels on a bike... danger-danger GIRL! haha
But RyReynolds holds those bags with such flare. I'd like to frisk him and then CITIZEN'S ARREST HIS ASS! I won't say *molest* that would just be wrong... olololol
That kid is awesome. Great speech and very forward-looking! *claps*
MK, get that mouth sorted, how can it be so rotten up in there?! Thanks J Harvey, as usual you do a grrrreat job!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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DAYUM. Time has NOT been kind to Brad Pitt. He looked a good 15 years younger in 2004. O_o
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Douchechill!
Foxxy I was gonna say the same thing!
He would make a brilliant oscars host.
Actually, I am. Especially standing up.
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Submitted by Vern on Sat, 06/16/2012 - 11:39am.
Isn't anyone impressed that she can ride a bicycle? In heels? Sweet AND talented.
Awww...Coco should be careful,she could hurt her wittle piddys! *puts Coco back up on pedestal*
Oceanlover:
Munster's 'career' ain't got that much firepower even if it went full bore for the next 150 years....
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"Full bore"! So true! WTF happened to her?
But this, made me feel things for you:
...wow I'm not usually this vicious...musta been the 4 glasses of wine in bright after-work sunshine...that would make most people happy and cheerful...me it just brings out the beeeyotchh...
**Bottoms up - yours or the glass's!**
:)
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Oh, also?
I wish I, too, could be *naturally* and *effortlessly* beautiful like Coco and the Queen of Lucite.
*sigh*
(Did MK write that Rachel Maddow loves the show, "Ice loves Coco"? Apparently she's a huge fan, she said their relationship makes her happy b/c they seem genuine and they're not hurting anybody. I don't watch it so I can't opine...)
IKR Rahndee-
It seems so...so...sporty.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by Vern on Sat, 06/16/2012 - 11:39am.
Isn't anyone impressed that she can ride a bicycle? In heels?
Yes! Or just that she does.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Blecvhhhhh...
Isn't anyone impressed that she can ride a bicycle? In heels? Sweet AND talented.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
as long as Ice T feels like he is a lucky man... then who gives an F what I think!@**()
"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure..."
Christ Migraineuse, give it the fuck up already.
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Beyond the door
There's peace, I'm sure
And I know there'll be no more
Tears in heaven
She wisely knows not to sit down. Her ass cheeks would hang down so far that the seat would disappear and the cheeks would start rubbing on the bike tire--ouch!
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 06/16/2012 - 7:22am.
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Hear, hear!!
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
I hope no one has to sit on the bicycle seat after she's done.....But really I can't get myself to ctively hate her. She's sooooo out there that you gotta admire her famewhore-ness. And she doesn't seem 100% evil, so she's got my support.
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Trailer Trash.
I am not skinny but have no hips or ass and I can fit into a size 0 jean. Well I could maybe not after #4!
migraineuse, the people IS the system.
worse yet, it's the female peoples.
a guy looks up there at coco and all her big bits of bountiful sex parts and thinks she's awesome.
a female looks up there at coco's bounty and DAMN they want to vilify her up down left and right.
the women want others to think that cellulite is bad to eliminate the competition/narrow the field. In short the futile thought/game is that by eliminating her beauty the attacker some how becomes more beautiful.
not gonna happen and not necessary because a guy can be just as turned on by olive oyle.
sure, men capitalize on this behavior phenomenon and make money selling products and blah blah blah.
whatever, point is that if i were a woman and gave a shit i would be jumping all over other women for doing this destructive shit to women. because, honestly, men could care less about cellulite and other imperfections.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
....And then Goddess CoCo's eighth world wonder ass swallowed the seat whole. RIP seat. It's in a better place now.
That seat used to be on a bike, now it's in the ass of a truckdriver who had a sex change. Not what i'd call an upgrade.
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Do you want a banana?
No i don't wanna
Submitted by Fat Lady on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 11:30pm.
This is for you, Michael K.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBtcLk_vN2c
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Awesome!!
I am a little sads that people are ragging on girls for 'cellulite'. It isn't leprosy. I thought that nearly every girl over 26 had some dimpling action going on. Non??
I'm slim and I do.
Ah, beauty compliance.
If you don't go along with it, you're a hag.
If you do, you're a whore.
If you advocate directing anger at the system rather than at the people trapped within it, you're a humorless feminist.
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I'm a heretic. Feel free to drive me from your midst.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo: "The dude Jen's datin kind of looks like a young Unknown Hinson. WHO ROCKS Btw!"
Every day, I learn about something new just by hanging out with you horz. No idea who this dude was, but now I do.
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Yup he did an amazing cover of Voodoo Chile...HankIII has a picture of him tatted on his arm... gotta love it!
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
Ugh, that Coco is as trashy as the Kardashians. Hate whores that shove their cottage cheese asses in my face.
Submitted by doncorleone on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 11:47pm.
Sorry but I love Ice-T, Fin is my fave on SVU and YES I have watched Ice Loves Coco and I was very surprised at how much I like her, she seems very sweet.
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I like his character, too, and the E show (they are a cute couple and I like her) but the thought of a former pimp on a show about special victims is weird to me to say the least. Regardless, I'm good at compartmentalization so...yeah, lol.
Submitted by oceanlover998 on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 11:45pm.
Wine in sunshine gives me the runs..
Moving on.. I used to judge Coco harshly, but after watching ice loves coco, I really like her. She seems very sweet and down to earth.
And Brad Pitt... What the hell happened?
I love Ice T on SVU, but I cannot look at this woman without cringing. She is not pretty, her tits look painfully hard, and that ass is just disgusting. Plus, her legs are stumpy.
ick.
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Beyond the door
There's peace, I'm sure
And I know there'll be no more
Tears in heaven
all i can say is hot diggity damn and man oh MAN
brad pitt used to be a fine fine piece of manhood.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
Submitted by doncorleone on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 11:47pm.
Sorry but I love Ice-T, Fin is my fave on SVU and YES I have watched Ice Loves Coco and I was very surprised at how much I like her, she seems very sweet.
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ITA, don!!
Sorry but I love Ice-T, Fin is my fave on SVU and YES I have watched Ice Loves Coco and I was very surprised at how much I like her, she seems very sweet. I like people who know they're full of shit can admit to liking phony crap like big asses and whatnot, instead of hypocritical fucking liars - Yes, RiRi and Blohan I am looking at you. TEAM COCO!! Plus their dog Spartacus is sooooo cute
...'Rockabilly Munster'....BAHAHAHHAHA....SNARF...
...more like 'Golddigging Rockabilly Munster'...I just sense a stultifying, lifespan-shortening boredom emanating from this guy about the whole relationship...
...but hey a golddigging piece has gotta do what a golddigging piece has to do....
...and yes I know he's got his own 'career' all you Munster-Aniston loonies, but he's staring down the barrel of a future $200 Million settlement with this one, and Munster's 'career' ain't got that much firepower even if it went full bore for the next 150 years....
...wow I'm not usually this vicious...musta been the 4 glasses of wine in bright after-work sunshine...that would make most people happy and cheerful...me it just brings out the beeeyotchh...
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...'It's as if he's using the paint to represent something he's seen'...
I think Jennifer Aniston is preggers. She keeps guarding her stomach with her purse. Hope her baby doesn't get her original nose, or jaw.
No shame in the way Coco looks. Cellulite comes with the territory of eating how you want. The girl works out so I'm guessing her overall health and heart are in check. I think she looks fine. Rock it COCO!
We can't all look like miseralba.
Help - people I'm still having problems with my stoopit Norton Seurity stuff. I disabled it and everything and still.....says this site is fraudulent according to my computer's Norton system. Ugh. I reported it as safe but I'm still getting these damn messages.
Any techie geeks out there?
This is for you, Michael K.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBtcLk_vN2c
;)
Descarada!
RiRi is a size zero like JLH is a size 2. Both beautiful women but fucking please.
Anyone watching the Niagra Falls wire walk?
Rihanna has a great bod. Why does she need to lie about her size? No way could she get that ass and thighs in a size 0.
I'm so sick of that dumb bitch anyway.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 7:16pm.
I don't get the "ironic love" for this fat cellulite-smothered turd with her rock hard fake ass and tits, and deformed figure. And if Rihanna is a size 0 then I must be a size -4
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Yeah. I think she's tacky and gross (although, from the few seconds I've seen of her show, she seems nice). Her husband is a fucking pig.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
I doubt Rhianna is a size 0. Rachel Bilson is a size 0. Rhianna is a drugged out loser.
Coco. Jesus FUCKING Christ. So nasty.
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Beyond the door
There's peace, I'm sure
And I know there'll be no more
Tears in heaven
Submitted by squiggles on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 10:00pm.
Re: Jamie King, I have never seen her in anything
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if i'm correct, i believe she played the adult/daydream part of George Jung's daughter in the movie "Blow"... other than that... yeah, no idea either.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
@Foxxy Brown: Oooh, yes, I remember this. And I miss Dave somethin terrible!
Re: Jamie King, I have never seen her in anything - I've only known her as James King, the strung out model whose bf died from something heroin related. I remember there was very big piece that ran in the NYT weekend mag...but this was yeeeeeeears ago. Nice that she was able to turn things around. I prefer the James to Jamie, though.
I can't imagine baring my body to the world like that. Ever. Not even when I was a hot firm kid.
She would look so infinitely better with clothing, you know it.
Jesus. Fuck paps. This is all just codependent, boring sad. Gah.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Coco does not dress or do for comfort. Man, that looks uncomfortable!!
Ryan Reynolds is so much the type that falls hard all the time, and wants to have babies. He probably should date (and eventually get married to) women over 32 if that is the case. I don't see Blake marrying him.
This picture made my night. A vision of loveliness
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
I like him too, Cowjam. Come sit by me and we can be shot together.
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"Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ~~ Jon Hamm
Has anyone ever gotten the message from their Norton Safe Web program that Dlisted.com is a fraudulent web site?
I just got this message today on my main computer (my iPad is working fine) after I installed a bunch of updates last night. I uninstalled them and I STILL got that damn message. I even clicked on the safety report and it said that Dlisted was fine so what gives? Any IT experts on here or similar things happen to you? Very pissed at my PC right now.
Wanna pull an Elvis and shoot it! lol