Lindsay Lohan Overslept
Time now once again for Lindsay Lohan: Shit Is Fucked. TMZ is reporting that LiLo was found unconscious this morning in her Marina Del Ray hotel room after one of her pink bag carriers couldn't wake her ass up. Someone in her circle of mess phoned the medics not realizing that this is just what LiLo refers to as "Friday morning" and not a cause for alarm. Lohan's pink bag of secrets was due for its weekend refill, and LiLo was just making a little room in it via her pill hole (aka her mouth) last night. Ain't no thing!
The official (coke) party line is that she's been working two days non-stop on her televised desecration of Liz Taylor's memory, so she's real tired.
The EMTs showed up, thought "this bitch...", roused her ass, and left. Lohan wasn't taken to the hospital and she's already back on the set of Liz and Dick. Thinking Lohan had finally tapped out, Elizabeth Taylor's ghost had ascended to a higher plane of existence. She is now reportedly back on set, furious over Lindsay surviving, and plotting to possess a Lifetime intern into putting a live cobra in the pink bag.
If all this bullshit is just Lindsay doing some DIY marketing for her Lifetime comedy, it's pretty good. I would much rather read about her almost dying several times than take a cheesy online quiz to figure out which of the Army Wives I'm most like. Answer - Kim Delaney. I drink.
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Twice in one day - now I am absolutely being punished by God. Let the Apocalypse begin please. NOW
I drink 12-18 beers a night and pop 2 Tylenol PMs before bedtime and still wake up at 7:20, usually without the aid of an alarm clock... of course, I'm a professional.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I, for one, am not looking forward to the day she actually does overdose/get into a horrific car accident/whatever. The media will be blathering about how we lost such a 'talented, yet troubled woman' at far too young of an age. blah, blah. It will be 2 weeks of nothing but glitter and rainbow fart tributes about Lohan.
Co-sign THIS. I just want her to go away quietly.... It's bad enough now with people wanting her "back on track" because she is oh so talented. The only track she's been on for years is the crackish straw-weave track. And talent is 1 okay movie (Mean Girls) and...what?
I would actually like LayLow is she put out a statement that said "I'm young, I'm rich, I like to party so fuck all y'all!" All this "I work! I am an arteeeest!" makes me gag.
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
Bitch was tired and didn't want to get up, and refusing to move was her typical immature way of dealing. OMG, EVERYBODY PANIC.
Of course, given Lindsay's history, calling the paramedics probably seemed like a prudent choice at the time.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
i HATE this cunt.
Anything for attention.
PMK must be spitting nails. "Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay"
Musta been one hellova bender last night.
Lindsay actually looks good in this photo. Color me shocked.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Team Delaney!
Fuck Lindsay!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.