Leonardo DiCatchAHo Takes His Beard For A Bike Ride
That beard. I don't whether to say it's a glorious piece of man fur and should be used to sell Brawny paper towels. Or is it a gross piece of muff that probably smells like dirty ass on a humid day? It looks like it's about to grow legs and piss on wall corners and hump knees. A dude should probably bring out the hedge clippers, Flowbee and grooming leash when his bushy beard beast starts to crawl past his neck and is about to become one with the hair lake on his chest. Those two bodies of hair should never touch. But then again, it kind of butches him up and kind of makes him look like a leather cub in his everyday clothes. Conflicted!
Here's Leonardo DiCaprio and his piece of the moment, Bar Blake Erin Laura Crystal or whatever her name is, riding their bikes in Manhattan yesterday. Riding bikes in NYC is a serious sport and is no joke. There's this bike lane by my apartment and it gets really busy on Saturdays. Sometimes, I stand there and watch the battle between ENRAGED bikers and clueless bitches standing in the middle of the bike lane, waiting to cross the street. I'm always impressed at how the bikers manage to spit out almost every insult in a matter of seconds. "Get out of the goddamn bike lane you stupid piece of shit cunt motherfucker dumb whore douche ass I hope I kill you one day you stupid brain dead dick." The rage that shoots out of their angry assholes can power their bike for miles. It really is some good Saturday entertainment. And yes, I'm easily impressed and easily entertained. We know this.
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who says this bitch is not a strong independent woman? Just because she is a panty model doesn't mean that she's a doormat.
snooozzzeeeeeee
He looks like a FAT Brad Pitt
Love the cyclists getting mad about people in their lanes story. Takes me back to strolling in Berlin and having a lot of angry German bike riders bitch at me in German thinking "Boy they don't like Americans!" before realizing of course we were in the holy bike lane.
Submitted by syllieness on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 5:22pm.
Seriously? Another Kaaskop on Dlisted? What are the odds!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
lalala I am invisible and NO ONE can see me! Just out on my bike with my girl... lalala Oh wait, is that a PAP, taking my picture? *would anyone even notice if I ran that mtherfcker over?* Do that again MF, just do that again...
Love child of Jack Nicholson and Benicio Del Toro sister of Johnny Depp, please! HA
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I do not mind if you are an asshole... but if you call me number 191 just one more time!
"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure..."
I JUST now saw this post. This is how boring I find Leo.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!
what is with the fucking jacket? is it chilly in nyc? wtf.
He needs to trim it down some.
(973) Jersey Strong
I don't care about Leo or his new ho of the week i just want to know where i can get one of the bikes he or she is riding i'm shopping around.
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question: is the beard the Bar Erin Lora Crystal or whatever her name is, or the hairy stuff on his face??? Is that a trick question or trick statement cause Leo CatchaHo is def. not strictly pussy, as in not that he doesn't like cats, he is not into female anatomy, the Di CatchaHo model of the day shit is just a front, like Bar, Blake, Giselle, cause all of them move onto marriages and real long term romances after him.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 3:51pm.
But not now, right? What Leo and his model-friend are using is like halfway between the old boys' bike and girls' bike. And the model-friend is not showing her pussy.
'Course, girls' bikes used to have flowered wicker baskets and streamers and boys' had baseball cards on clothespins, to remove any doubt about gender.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Shouldn't that be beards? And he looks like the Gorton's fisherman 35years in the past on a working holiday.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:50pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:38pm.
I'm happy to know that you gave my country your stamp of approval! If ever you're in Gouda (near Amsterdam and Rotterdam), let me buy you a coffee.
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You are from Gouda too?
Lol, small world
Leo likes the model types because he can eat the food they won't eat eat along with his own food...
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Few more pounds and he could play a convincing R.R. Martin.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:50pm.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:43pm.
But I don't think he could keep a smart, independent woman. I think that would be too intimidating for him. He strikes me as the kind who has to be the more rich and famous one in the couple, or he can't take it.
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Yeah, I'm sure that Leo is just devastated that Teh Strong Wimmin don't want him. *rolls eyes*
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Well, aren't you just a sweetie pie.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 3:13pm
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That's exactly who I was thinking about when I wrote it. Your read on me scares me sometimes there Foxxy...LOL!
This fat fuck.
I'm surprised he's doing such a cerebral activity.
He reminds me of Jack Nicholson. A stunted man who puts all his personality into his acting.
Why isn't the media picking how Leo looks apart, like they do with women? He's fat, and has a bloated face. He looks terrible! And look at the way he dresses! Pick pick pick..pick at the "actors." So sick of the double standard in this culture.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 3:08pm.
"Now days women want to be EQUAL bla bla bla bla... WTF is THAT all about??? I mean you can't even give em a good backhander if they burn the toast..or even if they didn't because we all know sometimes a woman needs a good tune up backhander just to make sure she doesn't get sassy mouth!!"
is that the direct quote from Sean Connery, or did you slightly paraphrase? ;-P
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by clairey claire on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 3:08pm.
I have also seen so many pedestrians get bawled out in the middle of a cycle lane, ha! Not by me though, I'm a fucking lady.
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I'd be more sympathetic if I didn't see so many cyclists on the footpaths.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:40pm.
Do they still make boys' and girls' bikes, with a solid horizontal bar for the boys and no bar for the girls? I was never really clear what that was for: Different genitalia? Skirts?
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Yes the dropped bar was so when girls wore skirts it would hang properly and not show their pussy to the world.
You know, back in the good old day when women stayed at home cooking dinner for THE MAN making sure she looked pretty for him when he got home from work.
Now days women want to be EQUAL bla bla bla bla... WTF is THAT all about??? I mean you can't even give em a good backhander if they burn the toast..or even if they didn't because we all know sometimes a woman needs a good tune up backhander just to make sure she doesn't get sassy mouth!!
Bawahaaaaaaa!! :P
( normal people will take that for what it is and the one that doesn't.... that was for you anyway so..bite me:) )
She has great legs. Sigh.
I LOVE my bike. I wish I didn't dice with death every time I take it out onto the London streets however. I have also seen so many pedestrians get bawled out in the middle of a cycle lane, ha! Not by me though, I'm a fucking lady.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:50pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:38pm.
Mickey, i cannot wait to have $ to travel again and your region will always be a stop on every trip -- even if it's just a 24 hour flight layover. i like it so much i don't even care that they're not letting tourists into the coffee shops anymore, lol
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:35pm.
I would advise you to skip the Netherlands then. We have 19.000.000 bikes for 17.000.000 inhabitants.
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I went to Amsterdam on holidays a while back and ended up ready to burn all bicycles and cyclists.
The place itself is nice, though. I also didn't realise that you're actually from there.
ETA: I agree with Foxxy Brown that Schiphol Airport is beyond wonderful. I've never been in a nicer airport.
What does Leo have against women over a size 2?
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:43pm.
But I don't think he could keep a smart, independent woman. I think that would be too intimidating for him. He strikes me as the kind who has to be the more rich and famous one in the couple, or he can't take it.
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Yeah, I'm sure that Leo is just devastated that Teh Strong Wimmin don't want him. *rolls eyes*
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:38pm.
I'm happy to know that you gave my country your stamp of approval! If ever you're in Gouda (near Amsterdam and Rotterdam), let me buy you a coffee.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Foxxy, thank you for your sympathy. I almost cried. But the Thunder shall rise again... y'all!
On topic: Leo can get the purdy ones because he's so famous. But I don't think he could keep a smart, independent woman. I think that would be too intimidating for him. He strikes me as the kind who has to be the more rich and famous one in the couple, or he can't take it.
Do they still make boys' and girls' bikes, with a solid horizontal bar for the boys and no bar for the girls? I was never really clear what that was for: Different genitalia? Skirts?
*break over, back to work*
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:35pm.
i've been to Amsterdam (LOVE your country; want to live in that airport one day, lol). trust me, we got different types of cyclist over heah that we're talking about. i didn't see any self-entitled, rude or negligent cycling during my short visit in the Netherlands
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:24pm.
/OT: sorry abt that game last nite, crazy -- aaaaarrrgggghhhhhh!
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and bike messengers are the greatest asshole cyclists of all
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by FluffKitteh on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:19pm.
"Cyclists are mostly assholes."
I would advise you to skip the Netherlands then. We have 19.000.000 bikes for 17.000.000 inhabitants.
OT: What does a lovely looking girl like her see in that fuzzy meatball?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:24pm.
She dumped him!?!?! Wow - I did not know that.
So who's this chick?
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
The only reason fluffy Leo gets sweet young pootang is because he's gayer than Sucky.
Submitted by FluffKitteh on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:19pm.
Cyclists are mostly assholes.
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I was gonna say, "Hey! That's not true!" Then I remembered my dad is an avid cyclist and he is an asshole (but I love him to death, just being honest... y'all).
I read somewhere (maybe Cafe Mom) that Leo was so depressed when Blake dumped him that he wouldn't come out of his trailer. The site also had a picture of him on his knees in front of her. Wow.
Submitted by FluffKitteh on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:19pm.
Cyclists are mostly assholes.
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Especially the one's wearing spandex tights.
Cyclists are mostly assholes.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:16pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:15pm.
What happened to Blake notsoLivley?
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I will not accept such obvious answers Sucky.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:15pm.
What happened to Blake notsoLivley?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
What happened to Blake notsoLivley?
I'm first again, bitches!!!!!!!!!
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