Jenny McCarthy Sexted Her Dentist On Accident
The real story here is that her Christian Scientist-esque ass lets her kid see a dentist. They inject the novacaine. How has her vaccine hatred not launched an investigation here? Dental pain management methods might be causing children to end up like the kid in We Need To Talk About Kevin! That kid fucking sucked! Spoiler alert - he jerked off harder when he knew his mom was watching!
Or what if novacaine injections are making it so later on in life kids grow up to be the kind of drivers who cut bitches off across three lanes of traffic so they make their exit? Dicks. I'm surprised her kid isn't Captain Yuckmouth Jr.
Jenny McCarthy is currently whoring a television project, so she needs to offer up some amusing bon mots about what a hot n' fun mom she is. I see your eyes rolling like beautiful marbles!
(via Starpulse)
She explained, "It's horrific to remember. Evan woke up and said, 'There's this weird thing on my gum.' ...So I called the dentist and said, 'This is insane'. He said, 'Take a picture of it and send it to me.'
"So I'm taking a picture of it and I'm sending it to the dentist and I sent him a nude on accident (sic)! I swear to God! The dentist is, like, 80 years old. I literally screamed at the top of my lungs."
Unless her dentist is smoking pole, he probably loovvveeed it. She totally sexted on purpose. This bitch was so trying to cadge free dental care. Singled Out was a long-ass time ago.
You still have to work as a dentist in your 80s? People that age get dementia. You could end up with a toothless sucking anus maw when you wake up. Eff that.
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Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 4:05pm.
She has random nude self portraits on her phone? For why?
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And you don't?
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Please forward photographic evidence. Thank you, in advance, for your cooperation.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 4:26pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 4:16pm.
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Soliciting again??? It is Friday....... ;P
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I gotta get em lined up early!!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Jeanneee on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 4:05pm.
She has random nude self portraits on her phone? For why?
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And you don't?
LOL
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 4:16pm.
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Soliciting again??? It is Friday....... ;P
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Soooo, you confused your a photo of your twat with a photo of a gum abscess? That doesn't say much for your pie goods OR your intellect.
Idiot.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 4:18pm.
Does she have a book or a movie coming out or something? Or did she all of a sudden decide to be annoying as shit.
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I know,,,,, what the fuck? All this shit for fucking Playboy??????
Yes, SHUT UP!!!!!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Haha! The CRAZIEST things happen to her!
MJT - Playboy issue coming out... :D
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
"he jerked off harder when he knew his mom was watching!"
reported. grow up, please.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
please, you attention grabbing whore.
and this whole autisim caused by vaccine shit, well, one of my kids is, one of my kids isn't and they got the exact same shots. bitch please.
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
Does she have a book or a movie coming out or something? Or did she all of a sudden decide to be annoying as shit.
SHUTUP.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Salty dog: last night Mr. Hekki wished Jerry Sandusky to The Island!
But I ruled that it's too good for the likes of him.
I with the BULLSHIT, NEVER HAPPENED crowd on this one.
Is the only way this chick promotes anything by metaphorically (or not) gargling cum and getting ass fucked on every talk show and radio spot she does?
Jeez, this woman has no shame. Does she not care about how all this stuff she says and does affects her son? I would have died from shame if my momma had went on about her pubic hair in public and sent nekkid photos of herself to my dentist. On the other hand, though, maybe my dickhead dentist would have been nicer to me had my mother been a shameless ho who sent him nekkid pics.
479-461-jack
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Doubtful this even happened.
She should stop trying to be stupid and just admit she's stupid...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
This bitch needs to go to The Island for like even.
The Island is a magical place my friend and I invented because we decided wishing people would die was too mean so instead we wish they'd end up on an island and never have to hear of them again.
The president of The Island is Katherine Heigle and her vice is Jessica Alba
She has random nude self portraits on her phone? For why?
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
This chick gets more annoying by the fucking day.
Never. Happened.
God she's an obnoxious desperate horsefaced famewhore. Go away.
that singled out and baseketball money dried up a long ass time ago.
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."
Yeah, sure she did.
Accident...likely story.