Jamie Lynn Spears' Ode To Our Lady Of Cheetos
One of the original Teen Moms, Jamie Lynn Spears, is trying to become a country star and has been trying to pay her dues by singing at bars in Nashville. During a showcase at Nashville's 3rd and Lindsley Bar & Grill last night, Jay-meeeeeeeeeeee Liiiiiiiiiiiin (Note: Every time you say her name you should shout it out of the window while holding a dinner bell) warbled out a song she wrote for the older sister who paved the road that led to that Nickelodeon show. The song is called "I Look Up To You" and I wish Jamie Lynn would take a quick second from looking up to Brit Brit to look down at Brit Brit, so she can tell that ho to burn those fugilicious UGGs.
It makes sense why Jamie Lynn wants to be a country star. Jamie Lynn looks Carrie Underwood-ish in the face and sounds like a deaf Taylor Swift (that's saying a lot). I know it's the thought that counts (which is a sugary way of saying "keep your thoughts to yourself"), but this shit is NO "He's My Brother."
via People
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who the hell says youins? y'all?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I like y'all better than YOUINZ...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Go the fuck away y'all!
Sucky lol GAWD don't you ever think of anything besides pussy??
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 1:42pm.
Sucky, I am a trailer park baby born on the rez and now living in a podunk Southern town... y'all.
I don't even have to ask if you are a Northerner because I can here that fast-talking loud nasal accent through my computer, honeybun.
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dang! y'alls be spicy today! maybe it's from all that heat y'all been feelin! sing it out with me girl! take a velveeta bath to cool yer pussy down y'all!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
REGIONISTS REPORTED!!! ALL Y'ALL!!
Sucky, I am a trailer park baby born on the rez and now living in a podunk Southern town... y'all.
I don't even have to ask if you are a Northerner because I can here that fast-talking loud nasal accent through my computer, honeybun.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 1:34pm.
y'all i learnted from the best y'all! britnay teached me everythang y'all! y'all i gargle with velveeda dicks everyday
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talks normal to me...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 1:33pm.
It wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be after reading the post and the comments. I even think it's kind of sweet... y'all.
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y'all is sweet y'all! aww and y'all look so pretty in yer pitcher honey, where y'all from? the north?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
y'all i learnted from the best y'all! britnay teached me everythang y'all! y'all i gargle with velveeda grits everyday
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
It wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be after reading the post and the comments. I even think it's kind of sweet... y'all.
oh cripes original teen mom is back now that the kid is in preschool? 8-P
y'all done been makin funna me sang? y'alls is just jelled up in y'alls jella say!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
She can't even play an instrument, so good luck making it in country music. And she can't sing. You can't just move to Nashville, start talking in a fake Southern accent, and curl your fake blonde hair and then expect to become the next Taylor Swift. Fucking idiot.
LMAO Sucky Y'AAAALLLLLLLLLLLL
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I really hope bedazzled headbands make a comeback...y'all
y'all I wanna sing a song fer y'all it's called "Y'all been down y'allin on the floor (and it ain't my first time with y'all)"
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
♪ he's still the mannn in the mirrrooorrrrr ♫
ok this is really beautiful not that jaymay diarrhea shit of course you know WHAT I mean
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
y'all I'm prettier than y'all
no, I cain't listen to that y;all
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
oh how i wish i still lived in nashville to witness this mess firsthand.
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watching hardcore ufos
Y'all Y'all
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
ohhhh dear.
i remember when jamie was on some hit nickolodean show and was a total bitch cuz her sissie was brit brit and some guy was allegedly mean to her, and brit brit came to the set and abused him.
and now she sings at bars where people are pissed off their face and probably yell "show us yeeerrrr tits".
although i kinda wish that happened to me, because ive never had random drunks yell at me to show them my tits, and its always being a life long dream.
Just like the card Lisa Simpson gave Marge:
"I look up to you... because you let me down."
Hey Y'all!!!!!!!