Jamie Lynn Spears’ Ode To Our Lady Of Cheetos

June 15, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

One of the original Teen Moms, Jamie Lynn Spears, is trying to become a country star and has been trying to pay her dues by singing at bars in Nashville. During a showcase at Nashville’s 3rd and Lindsley Bar & Grill last night, Jay-meeeeeeeeeeee Liiiiiiiiiiiin (Note: Every time you say her name you should shout it out of the window while holding a dinner bell) warbled out a song she wrote for the older sister who paved the road that led to that Nickelodeon show. The song is called “I Look Up To You” and I wish Jamie Lynn would take a quick second from looking up to Brit Brit to look down at Brit Brit, so she can tell that ho to burn those fugilicious UGGs.

It makes sense why Jamie Lynn wants to be a country star. Jamie Lynn looks Carrie Underwood-ish in the face and sounds like a deaf Taylor Swift (that’s saying a lot). I know it’s the thought that counts (which is a sugary way of saying “keep your thoughts to yourself”), but this shit is NO “He’s My Brother.”

via People

Tags: Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears, Truly Awful Music

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