Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 15, 2012 / Posted by:

The Crocs-Chewing Alligator! This highly important news story (served with zero sarcasm, because this truly is a HIGHLY important news story to SAC [Sluts Against Crocs]) out of South Carolina comes to us from Gawker. Wildlife photographer Phil Lanoue caught this semi-cannibalistic moment in the Murrells Inlet swamp marshes. No word on what happened to the Crocs wearer, but the “I’ll never tell” look in that alligator’s eyes says it all. Phil says that after about 30 minutes, the alligator spit that mess out like a dirty dick, because would you want a Croc in your stomach? You really haven’t seen an ugly shit until you’ve seen one with corroded Croc pieces in it.

Viva the alligator vs. Crocs revolution!

(Thanks to everybody who sent this in) 

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