Monday, June 18th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 15th!

Hey I just met you and I am crazy but you play football so sign my baby. - pdizzlerocks

Runners-up:

The Enquirer obtains a 1996 photo of a Scientology minder with a young Tom Cruise in what appears to be a grooming/training "session" of where babies come from and what to do with them. It also appears that "lifts" were available to Tom even back then. - C6

Dubya's reaction when the doctor announced that Laura had given birth to twins - "Can you sharpie their names on their backs so me and the Mrs. can remember whose who." = crankenstein

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citizenstrange's picture
Submitted by citizenstrange on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:15pm.

It's never too early for a Tramp Stamp.

Jalapena's picture
Submitted by Jalapena on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:15pm.

Jennifer Aniston's assistants hate when they have to go get her Beanie Babies some autographs....

turnelbup's picture
Submitted by turnelbup on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 2:01pm.

This superfan really wants Eli to spike him in the endzone...he's already got his "O Face" ready.

turnelbup's picture
Submitted by turnelbup on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 1:59pm.

"NO, Eli! Sign MY back! I'M the baby! Goo goo!"

how dare you's picture
Submitted by how dare you on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 1:58pm.

Since Jessica obviously isn't going to lose the weight, execs from Weight Watchers prepare for the backup clause, having their logo tattooed on Maxipad's backfat.

perky's picture
Submitted by perky on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 1:58pm.

Papa Joe just doubled his new granddaughter's value.

agirl's picture
Submitted by agirl on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 1:50pm.

Who is the guy in the checkered shirt? Football player? He looks familiar.

daisy100's picture
Submitted by daisy100 on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 1:47pm.

Whoa, Victor Cruz is that big???

daisy100's picture
Submitted by daisy100 on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 1:42pm.

Thanks Eli, Tommy I mean Suri is going to be so stoked!

perky's picture
Submitted by perky on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 1:41pm.

[Snickering, giggling]
k - i - c - k
m - e ...
[more snickering, giggling]

agirl's picture
Submitted by agirl on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 1:40pm.

Good luck at the dentist MK! Get more of that yummy vicodin, to go!

Rosemary Young's picture
Submitted by Rosemary Young on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 1:34pm.

"Your honor," testified Mike McQueary, "as soon as I saw Jerry Sandusky abusing the victim, I pulled the child away and wrote the exact date and time on his back as evidence."

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