The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 15th!
Hey I just met you and I am crazy but you play football so sign my baby. - pdizzlerocks
The Enquirer obtains a 1996 photo of a Scientology minder with a young Tom Cruise in what appears to be a grooming/training "session" of where babies come from and what to do with them. It also appears that "lifts" were available to Tom even back then. - C6
Dubya's reaction when the doctor announced that Laura had given birth to twins - "Can you sharpie their names on their backs so me and the Mrs. can remember whose who." = crankenstein