Monday, June 18th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 15th!
Hey I just met you and I am crazy but you play football so sign my baby. - pdizzlerocks
Runners-up:
The Enquirer obtains a 1996 photo of a Scientology minder with a young Tom Cruise in what appears to be a grooming/training "session" of where babies come from and what to do with them. It also appears that "lifts" were available to Tom even back then. - C6
Dubya's reaction when the doctor announced that Laura had given birth to twins - "Can you sharpie their names on their backs so me and the Mrs. can remember whose who." = crankenstein
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sweet baby jesus I'm honored!
pdizzlerocks, fking hilarious!! Can I use the first 2/3rds of your caption somehow into my workday tomorrow?? lmao!! Congrats guys!!
*jumps up and leprechaun kicks in the air. MK you made my month.*
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Excellent, congrats winners! ;D
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Lmao and congratulations to the winners!!! This was a tough one, but u guys really came through. :)
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YAY Slookers!!!!!!
Crankenstein made me giggle.
*Gives C6 a wedgie, because that is what Tommygirl would do*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
pdizzlerocks - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!! classic! Congrats to all the weiners!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Haha, the winning caption had me laughing out loud. Brilliant!
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
lol congrats
"Oh, hi! I didn't know you were such a fan of my late-term abortion taxidermy."
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"If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness." - Jack Handey
Antonio Cromartie's lawyer got Eli Manning to autograph the baby with a permanent marker, and then said "It's got your name on it....it's yours."
Jenny McCarthy's (pussy-whipped?) dentist bursts onto the set of the Fox medical show Vaccinations and saves a baby from the rotavirus shot.
Tony Roma is stricken when he sees Eli Manning's signature and realizes it's NOT Tony RomO he asked for an autograph. What he says next is predictable: "I want my baby back, baby back, baby back..."
Hey I just met you and I am crazy but you play football so sign my baby
Monty Python's flying Baby.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
One of the Romney boys signs away his baby son to a pervy old gay Mormon starting his own polyandrist sect.
dumbasses! you can't sell babies on Ebay!
Would that every baby come with written instructions.
This guy wasn't expecting to read "This side down in microwave" and "Remove quickly when popping stops", though.
Eli Manning participates in Fox and Friends' "Toys for Tards" program by autographing a Betsy Wetsy doll and presenting it to F&F co-host and T4T beneficiary Steve Doocy.
The Enquirer obtains a 1996 photo of a Scientology minder with a young Tom Cruise in what appears to be a grooming/training "session" of where babies come from and what to do with them. It also appears that "lifts" were available to Tom even back then.
One last tattoo before the Biebs goes off to summer camp.
thanks for the reminder. I almost forgot I needed to pick up a douche.
"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure..."
Michigan?
Sandusky: The Early Years
It was fine until Tim Tebow came and baptized the doll.........
Jerry Sandusky once tried to recruit a Manning brother into his circle of pedophilia but ever the OCD perfectionist, Manning preferred to be on top.
Ped-o-feel-ya!!!
Ugh, I keep trying to post something, but every time I look at this pic I get stopped by Eli Manning's FACE!! He's got such a case of the herp derps I bet he thinks that's a real baby. And he's going to eat it. Dumb dummy.
NOOO! YOU HIT THE SIDE GOING FOR THE WATER ON THE KNEE! You suck at Operation. YOU SUCK!
Baby got back.
Eli shows Dave Cool-Yay! how he should have inserted the Olsen's battery packs instead of shoving them up their asses.
Sic Luceat Lux
Going against all scientific evidence presented before them, Republicans are still adamant that babies are barfed out - well lookee here!
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Submitted by agirl on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 3:20pm.
Who is the guy in the checkered shirt? Football player? He looks familiar.
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Eli Manning (Giants QB)
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
How long does it take to paint an endzone red?
Depends how hard you spike the baby.
Octomom is giving her kids away to "first come first sign".
Sure he had to sign over his first born to Sandusky, but it was worth it for the season tickets.
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."
If you're in the Lohan family and pass out out drunk, then expect to be shamed.
In Louisiana, the tramp stamps start young.
Dubya's reaction when the doctor announced that Laura had given birth to twins - "Can you sharpie their names on their backs so me and the Mrs. can remember whose who."
Can you make that out to Jerry? That's S A N D...oh let's just leave it at Jerry!
Signed: " I banged Rhianna too "
Michael K finally gets Anderson Cooper and his boyfriend to write "I AM A WHORE AND PROUD OF IT" on his back. Dreams do come true.
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"I will never be able to listen to him sing, "O Holy Night," knowing he desires unholy nights." - Clay Aiken fans in meltdown due to gay announcement
Ah Eli, that "deuce" in the back is not worth 2 points.....
It was all fun and games until Eli spiked the baby..
Dat ass!
"OH, OH! Harder, Eli, Harder!!!"