Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

June 15, 2012 / Posted by:

This respected TV personality and her producer/ filmmaker husband have both had same-sex affairs throughout their long marriage. She’s been hooking up with a famous female author, and he’s been linked to many openly gay Broadway actors and dancers. Who are they? (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Respected TV personality: Diane Sawyer?
Producer/filmmaker husband: Mike Nichols?
Famous female author: Of course, it’s either Stephanie Meyer, E.L. James or Jackie Collins?

Just throw this blind item on the pile marked “Possible Reasons to Love DiSaw Even More.” It’s right next to the pile marked “Reasons to Love DiSaw.” If this is true, I wonder if DiSaw and Barbara Walters ever lezzed out until the break of dawn in one of the ABC News control rooms. Do coochie slurping noises sound different when the coochie slurpers’ got a lisp?

This celebrity was invited to a party hosted by a group of several celebrities with whom she used to be friendly. She did not want to attend the party, but did allow her adult children to go, as they had grown up with many of the people who were there. The celeb directed her kids to call her immediately if anything suspicious or “too adult” happened at the party.

She soon got a call from her daughter (an actress), who reported that many of the celebs that Mom knew were hanging around a table. On that table were long, long lines of powder, some running the entire length of the table. Several big names were hovering over the table and hoovering up its contents. Among that group:

An actress whose beauty has been destroyed more by plastic surgery than by age. She is married to an actor whose career is faring better than hers.
An actor who is known for only one role in a nostalgic TV show
The one-role actor’s wife. She is an actress, too, and hails from a famously screwed-up family.
Mom calmly asked her daughter what she thought she should do. The daughter – who is a rising star and seems to have her head screwed on straight – immediately pulled her sibling away from the party and headed for home. (Blind Gossip)

Fun-hating celebrity mom: Lisa Marie Presley, Demi Moore, Peggy Lipton or Katie Holmes?
Snitch ass daughter: Riley Keough, Tater Head Willis, Rashida Jones or Suri?
Plastic wife with famous husband: Melanie Griffith?
One role actor: Danny Masterson?
One role actor’s wife: Bijou “Will Fuck A Snake” Phillips?

This Hollywood actor is in the process of getting a divorce. The reason for the split is mostly due to his repeated cheating. Now that the process has started, he’s feeling deep regret and is doing everything he can to stop the divorce. We hear it’s too late and it will go through, but he’s even offered his wife a promise that he would quit the biz forever if she’ll take him back. (BuzzFoto)

David Arquette and Courteney Cox? But David Arquette can’t slip his resignation letter under Hollywood’s door until we get a sequel to Never Been Kissed (called Never Been Fucked, obviously)!

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