Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This respected TV personality and her producer/ filmmaker husband have both had same-sex affairs throughout their long marriage. She’s been hooking up with a famous female author, and he’s been linked to many openly gay Broadway actors and dancers. Who are they? (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Respected TV personality: Diane Sawyer?
Producer/filmmaker husband: Mike Nichols?
Famous female author: Of course, it's either Stephanie Meyer, E.L. James or Jackie Collins?Just throw this blind item on the pile marked "Possible Reasons to Love DiSaw Even More." It's right next to the pile marked "Reasons to Love DiSaw." If this is true, I wonder if DiSaw and Barbara Walters ever lezzed out until the break of dawn in one of the ABC News control rooms. Do coochie slurping noises sound different when the coochie slurpers' got a lisp?
This celebrity was invited to a party hosted by a group of several celebrities with whom she used to be friendly. She did not want to attend the party, but did allow her adult children to go, as they had grown up with many of the people who were there. The celeb directed her kids to call her immediately if anything suspicious or “too adult” happened at the party.
She soon got a call from her daughter (an actress), who reported that many of the celebs that Mom knew were hanging around a table. On that table were long, long lines of powder, some running the entire length of the table. Several big names were hovering over the table and hoovering up its contents. Among that group:
An actress whose beauty has been destroyed more by plastic surgery than by age. She is married to an actor whose career is faring better than hers.
An actor who is known for only one role in a nostalgic TV show
The one-role actor’s wife. She is an actress, too, and hails from a famously screwed-up family.
Mom calmly asked her daughter what she thought she should do. The daughter – who is a rising star and seems to have her head screwed on straight – immediately pulled her sibling away from the party and headed for home. (Blind Gossip)
Fun-hating celebrity mom: Lisa Marie Presley, Demi Moore, Peggy Lipton or Katie Holmes?
Snitch ass daughter: Riley Keough, Tater Head Willis, Rashida Jones or Suri?
Plastic wife with famous husband: Melanie Griffith?
One role actor: Danny Masterson?
One role actor's wife: Bijou "Will Fuck A Snake" Phillips?
This Hollywood actor is in the process of getting a divorce. The reason for the split is mostly due to his repeated cheating. Now that the process has started, he’s feeling deep regret and is doing everything he can to stop the divorce. We hear it’s too late and it will go through, but he’s even offered his wife a promise that he would quit the biz forever if she’ll take him back. (BuzzFoto)
David Arquette and Courteney Cox? But David Arquette can't slip his resignation letter under Hollywood's door until we get a sequel to Never Been Kissed (called Never Been Fucked, obviously)!
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Arquette and Cox for the last one!
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Submitted by saltydog88 on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 3:56pm.
The "scandal" is that average people expect others to lie and cheat in their marriages like they do. See, when you do it that way, you can then pretend that your "moral failings" are what led to your behavior. But to have an open relationship is seen as somehow perverse to these same people, because of the honestly--with yourself and your significant other--involved.
Religious types hate honesty. That's why they hate the gays. "How dare you offend me by being true to yourself? You should live a lie like I do everyday. THAT takes real courage, faggot!"
I never got the carpet-munching vibe from Diane, but her hubs is queerer than a three-dollar bill. Seriously--- he married a woman?? I always thought he seemed like the old married queen who had his set-designer boyfriend ensconsed in an loft across town.
#1 Diane is still one hot bitch even though she is 66 so good for her. Honestly, I never see the "scandal" when two people have a long-term successful marriage that is somewhat open.
#2 and #3 have the opposite problem, one is so long and convoluted it is nearly impossible to find a fit the other is so short and vague that it could be anybody.
AHAHAHAHAH JACK AND SUCKY are on "roles" today!!!!!!!!
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#2 - I can see Lisa Marie/Riley Keough. Don't know for sure about that one though.
#3 - Why not Ashton and Demi?
Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 11:57am.
[re: David Arquette -->] He's become a Jew and he's moved on.
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That cracked me up! It sounds like this is something that some people just do when they get a divorce, they "become a Jew and move on"!! lololol
Meryl Streep for the mother?
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Cornwell was my thought too!
Had no idea Diane Sawyer, who bores me to fucking tears, loves twat muffins.
Diane Sawyer as a carpet muncher is not new news. Sometimes Diane lets her inner butch out.
That's why she and Robin Roberts got along so nicely on Good Morning America.
She and Mike NIcholas have been around for a long time and Mike is Mr. Broadway so you know his casting couch is full of young, aspiring men. *s*
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
I don't see Arquette for no. 3. He just filed for divorce after over a year of separation. I don't see the regret from him. He's become a Jew and he's moved on.
Maybe Jenny Garth's husband Peter Facilli (sp?)
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Submitted by welshbitch on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 11:46am.
Rumors about Sawyer and Cornwell have been around for a long time.
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Yup. That was my thought, too.
Rumors about Sawyer and Cornwell have been around for a long time. I found this on a forum from 2008:
“Diane Sawyer. Supposedly she had an affair with Patricia Cornwell the mystery dyke writer who recently appeared in a blind item that she has a terrible gambling problem”
http://s9.zetaboards.com/L_Anonymous/topic/380267/1/
Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 11:22am.
Thank you... I suck ass at blind items.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
These BIs require a lot of thought. So far, I only agree with Melanie Griffith being at such a party. Peggy Lipton is a colon cancer survivor, and Harvard grad Rashida is too sensible.
I agree with Diane Sawyer & Mike Nichols, too.
When you say plastic surgery more than age, I get the impression this person is not yet 50.
ALtho, if you step back, honetly, someone going to a "hollywood Party" and finding a coke table?
Marriages where both parties swing both ways?
Overuse of plastic surgery?
Cheaters? Closet cases? Drugs?
This is every Hollywood cliche bundled into a BI banquet. The only thing that might make them interesting is if they're people you'd least suspect, and frankly I suspect most H'wood celebs.
Lu32Cy - holy shit from 2007?!! you are too good to me... *makes you a sandwich and cuts it corner-to-corner*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 10:12am.
That item about the mother and her adult offspring was just weird. What kind of mother "allows" her adult children to go to a party, and tells them to call her if anything "too adult" happens?
That's how you *might* behave with under 18s. If you were particularly insecure about setting boundaries. It's not how you treat adults.
Who cares about the coke? Who's that (s)mother?
Reading all the $cieno guesses puts this in a different light for me. Since Lisa Marie is supposedly pulling away from the cult, she would understandably not want her kids to be hanging around people still in it, but if her kids "grew up" around other actors in the cult, then they're most likely reluctant to leave their friends. Btw, how old are her kids?
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 11:12am.
What Blind Item was that?
E!s Ted Casablanca uses the same monikers in his Blinds (at least until they're solved). For example, "Toothy Tile" is said to be Jake Gyllenhaal, Lindsay Lohan is "Morgan Mayhem" and "Fake a la Ferocity" is supposedly AngieJo.
@ Jack, this one: http://www.dlisted.com/node/11630
(You know I trawled through the large intestine and rectum of Dlisted for that BI only because I love you, so)
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 11:02am.
Did you see Mike Nichols at the Tonys? How could he direct anything and win. She kissed him an he went up and was absolutely Alzheimer's and practically incontinent and fortunately the music started and he was shuffled off. You knew it was bad when they DIDN'T cut back to Diane, poor thing must have crawled under her seat.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 11:10am.
What Blind Item was that?
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Few Words on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 10:42am.
this shit sucks. answers never shared.
And when answers DO get shared it's always for the tame, boring BIs.
We still don't know who Fake a la Ferocity is, possibly because she was the figment of some idiot's imagination. I remember the day that Blind appeared - Dlisted nearly had a meltdown.
agirl and Hekki,
Khloe got a DUI. FML for knowing that. Plus Kim's porn should be a criminal offense. But I agree, the two little ones seem decent. Maybe by Mom they meant Bruce? PMK would never suggest to leave a party where there were real celebrities!
Submitted by Few Words on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 10:42am.
this shit sucks. answers never shared
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I'm with you on that Word!!! Blind Item for me is just an hour when I get some actually work done, I hate BI, I've always thought it useless with no answers or having to wait months for an answer.
With all those babyboomers retiring, I think the problem of pepaws and memaws whoring it out & going wild is going to be a big one. Health services have already reported that there is a worrying increase of seniors with STD's!
Did you see Mike Nichols at the Tonys? How could he direct anything and win. She kissed him an he went up and was absolutely Alzheimer's and practically incontinent and fortunately the music started and he was shuffled off. You knew it was bad when they DIDN'T cut back to Diane, poor thing must have crawled under her seat.
Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 10:56am.
Greta is married to an ambulance-chasing attorney. The guesses for #1 are all for Diane and Mike over on Blind Gossip but one: Jules Asner & Steven Soderbergh, but would you really call Jules "Wild On" Asner "respected"?
My respect for Steven Soderbergh continues its decline...
Greta is married to an ambulance-chasing attorney. The guesses for #1 are all for Diane and Mike over on Blind Gossip but one: Jules Asner & Steven Soderbergh, but would you really call Jules "Wild On" Asner "respected"?
Submitted by Sophia.Pehawkins on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 10:42am
Agirl, I read he just did it on a trip to Israel.
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Thanks! Oh, and I checked, I am definitely drunk. So 's'all good!
Mazel tov!
*speed reads post* idk but LOL @ sucky & jack.
Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 10:28am.
That famous Author Diane is hooking up with... Robin Roberts? She is Robin's Thelma to her Louise!
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ok that made me lol
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 10:25am.
I'm gonna say mom whose adult kid called her about the coke is none other than PMK.
The Kardashians keep their noses pretty clean, pardon the pun. They're vile, but I haven't heard about them doing drugs or getting DUIs or doing anything remotely criminal. The adult child probably called to report the gossip and to get guidance because they don't make a move without checking with her first.
ETA: Read it again. "The daughter, who is a rising star..." part doesn't sound like any Kardashian daughter.
Could it be one of the Smiths?
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Re: Kardashians, I think Khloe was arrested once for speeding or something. Too lazy to Google, but I think that's it, and of course that's nothing compared to Lohan and others.
Couldn't be bothered reading any of these
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 10:25am.
They're vile, but I haven't heard about them doing drugs or getting DUIs or doing anything remotely criminal.
Their very existence is criminal.
Who's Greta Van Susteren's hubbie? I could see her as a lesbian, at least pre-Scientology conversion.
this shit sucks. answers never shared.
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Adult children who are used to being controlled may need to make that call! I still think it's Lisa Marie.
Melanie Griffith, Danny Masterson, and Bijou Phillips were all at that $cieno event I linked (as well as Laura Prepon). I'm sure Riley was confused over whether to stay with her "friends" or risk losing her career by listening to Lisa Marie and her new position against $cientology.
An actress whose beauty has been destroyed more by plastic surgery than by age (Melanie). She is married to an actor whose career is faring better than hers (Antonio).
An actor who is known for only one role in a nostalgic TV show (Danny/70s Show).
The one-role actor’s wife (Bijou). She is an actress, too, and hails from a famously screwed-up family (Papa John, Mackenzie).
The daughter – who is a rising star (Riley is) and seems to have her head screwed on straight – immediately pulled her sibling (Benjamin) away from the party and headed for home.
Guessers on Blind Gossip agree.
I had no idea Diane Sawyer was married to Mike Nichols. That's a great couple and depressing if they are the answer to that Blind Item.
Agirl, I read he just did it on a trip to Israel.
Regarding these "who is gay?" blind items - they should just be ignored.
Yeah, adult children in Hollywood no less are gonna call their mama when there's coke at a party to ask her what they should do. LOL
Mornin' slores!
I don't think that the first one is Mike Nichols and Diane S. Wouldn't he be described with the word "director" first and foremost?
I think Danny Masterson/Bijou Phillips is right for the second one (nostalgia TV show, fucked up family) but not Demi Moore. She'd probably come right over if she heard there were long lines of blow at the par-tay. And it's not Katie Holmes either unless Suri is partying with her older sister Isabella(?)
For the last one yes I think it is David Arquette. Did I read somewhere that he just did his bar mitzvah? Or am I drunk again? (both of those things could be true, of course)
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 10:28am.
bb u need 2 lev NOW bcuz xenu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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stop! dnt touch me thr, thez r my pvt squares!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 10:25am.
The Kardashians keep their noses pretty clean, pardon the pun. They're vile, but I haven't heard about them doing drugs or getting DUIs or doing anything remotely criminal
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Actually, Khloe got a DUI:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/duicom/2670953511/
That famous Author Diane is hooking up with... Robin Roberts? She is Robin's Thelma to her Louise!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 10:27am.
omgosh now she wnts 2 touch my pp :O
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bb u need 2 lev NOW bcuz xenu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 10:24am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 10:15am.
what the shit with the party blind item... "hey mom coke at du prty :( wut 2 do?"
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ok bb wut do u tink u shld do? mommy luvs u bb♥
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omgosh now she wnts 2 touch my pp :O
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 10:24am.
Ben Affleck for #3?
Oh, I wish. He's making a major effort to appear the family man.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Ben Affleck for #3?
I'm sure BI#2 involves Demi Moore, somehow.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 10:15am.
what the shit with the party blind item... "hey mom coke at du prty :( wut 2 do?"
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ok bb wut do u tink u shld do? mommy luvs u bb♥
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I'm gonna say mom whose adult kid called her about the coke is none other than PMK.
The Kardashians keep their noses pretty clean, pardon the pun. They're vile, but I haven't heard about them doing drugs or getting DUIs or doing anything remotely criminal. The adult child probably called to report the gossip and to get guidance because they don't make a move without checking with her first.
ETA: Read it again. "The daughter, who is a rising star..." part doesn't sound like any Kardashian daughter.
Could it be one of the Smiths?