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Happy Birthday to all especially Ice Cube, Idalis DeLeon, & Jim Belushi.

Tory Burch is whack!

Neil Patrick Harris's show is corny!

(973) Jersey Strong

HBD Ice Cube... hope It Was a Good Day.

Happy Bday Ken, you silly pucker you!

*googles old helen hunt* YIKES!!

Dear SANS FARDS, it takes everything out of me not to lick your avie every time I see it. Yes, I realize that's gross, but...

I'm a Birthday Slut today too, no wonder I am an original as it looks like I am in good company with some other crazy people.

That's a bra, and an especially ugly one at that.

Is that guy wearing a bra or do I need to spike my coffee (more than I already have?)

HB ICE CUUUUUUBE!!! Always my fave of the NWA crew.

Smokey: "I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do." lmfaoooo

Whamo, that pic of Johnny Halliday. Haha
But still yes. I close my eyes for kissy face. :-)

Love Neil Patrick Harris
Leah Remini annoys the hell out of me

is that a movie still of 50 Shades of Grey(-haired women who read that shit)?

happy birthday to all, especially Julie Hagerty - vastly underrated comedic actress.

Submitted by Sophia.Pehawkins on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 10:32am.

SANS FARDS, I'm afraid to ask, but which one do you think is Ken Jeong?

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I assumed it was either of the men?

or is Ken Jeong the chick?

LOL! well I guess she's hot too...

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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."

- Yogi Berra

SANS FARDS, I'm afraid to ask, but which one do you think is Ken Jeong?

HB Andy Pettitte, one of my favorite Yankees, and Helen Hunt.

No idea who Ken Jeong is but he's hawt.

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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."

- Yogi Berra

I didn't know Daniel Vosovic and Chloe Dao had the same birthday. I wonder what they're up to now. Two of my favorites from that season, except for All-Stars; I'm throwing shade at you Daniel. HB to both!

Also a happy birthday to Tory Burch for making the most comfortable fucking flats.

I don't know who that Bif guy is, but all I want to say is, "take me Biff!"

Andy Pettitte is back. Who expected that?

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Please: It's "rahnday."

Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 06/15/2012 - 9:55am.
Bonne Anniversaire Johnny Hallyday! I so would stiil.
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Are you sure??

Who am I to judge but....

http://www.blog-stars-people.com/wp-content/uploads/Johnny-Hallyday.jpg

HAHAHAHHA. I love him.

Great birthday list today.

HBD Ken Jeong, Ice Cube, NPH, Courtney Cox (you were the funniest Friend -really) and Jim Belushi

HBD also to Julie Hagerty. This was always my fav Airplane scene...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLQWPgQMHhQ

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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012

YOU WANT TO SUCK ON THESE CHINESE NUUUUUUUTS?! hbd to Ken Jeong!!

also hbd to Ice Cube and Julie Haggarty...

Mary Carey 32?? Yea, in your bra...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

Bonne Anniversaire Johnny Hallyday. Yes I soo would still.

I don't know why people drool over How I Met Your Mother. I've only seen previews for it and I'm already sick of it.

I bet Courteney is happy to have divorce papers for her birthday.

This woman is only 49. O_o

http://procrast-nation.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/helen-hunt-042308-...
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Douchechill!

Mary Carey 32? nah. If you're the same porn star Celeb Rehab chick that I'm thinking about I'm calling bull fucking shit on yo ass ho.

Helen Cunt looks like 100 miles of bad road. Sorry but you need to visit a Juvederm clinic. stat.

I'm sick of Doogie too. Everytime I see the commercial they run here for HIMYM where he's trying to suck down on a straw but keeps missing his mouf, it makes me Friday13th Jason stabby

whoa that's a lot of negativity so I'll change gears

Julie Haggarty rules. Comedic timing skills.. flawless.

happy happy to julie hagerty!

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watching hardcore ufos

Ken Jeong...Funny guy, I loved him As King Aragon in Role Models..

Neil Patrick Harris..I am SO sick of seeing this guy and I FUCKING LOATHE So I Married Your Mother

Bif Naked...don't know a lot of her music but I do like her style, I hope she's better after her health scare

Leah Remini...another chick I can't stand nor that stupid King of Queens.

Courteney Cox...poor Court, she's lookin all the freak show with the work she's done.

Helen Hunt...she use to be kinda hot but I have never seen a woman hit the wall harder than her..if you want to see just google her name and say 'looking old"....you'll see eeeesh

Jim Belushi...Meh

Johnny Hallyday...this guy has sold more than 100 million records and I couldn't pick out one of his tunes for the life of me.

Happy Bday Sluts...(sort of )

I just saw Ken in Ben Stiller's Bachelor spoof - "Burning Love"
Happy Birthday!

Elaine: You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
Ted: What is it?
Elaine: It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important."
My daughter has this in the DVD player right now! HB Julie!

HB Julie Hagerty. I enjoyed her movie with Albert Brooks where they were a power-business couple sick of the rat race who took their fortune to settle down across the country and she blew it all in two hours on a stop over in Vegas while hubby was sleeping. She ended up working for a boss named Timmy.

Julie: "Tim, if you thaw the fries a bit before they won't be burnt on the outside and frozen on the inside."
Timmy: "You're so smart. I haven't been to college yet."

ken jeong is a hot piece...happy birthday to him, nph, ice cube...

and seriously, mary carey...32?
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr

Beyond tired of Ken Jeong.

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.