Open Post: Hosted By Mr. Clean UP
This is Ihor Stetkewycz (Side note: I love the name E-Whore), a citizen from Mars who loves dumping for guyz (GUYZ ONLY!!!), doesn't take no orders from no wimmuns, and again, doesn't take no orders from no wimmuns. If you're a woman and want Mr. Clean UP to tell you to shut the hell up, just give him an order and you'll get your wish.
Mr. Clean UP got into a little trouble the other day for illegally dumping chunks of wood on Detroit's East Side. But Mr. Clean UP told the local news that he's going to clean it UP. Because when he's not dumping and not taking orders from no woman, he's cleaning UP. That's just what he does.
But what I want to know is, does Mr. Clean UP love dumping for guyz more than he loves not taking orders from no woman? I need to know this, because I need to know whether to call him a scat queen or the real inspiration for Christian Grey.
via Videogum
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Submitted by VitaminF on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 4:04pm.
@Lucifer-sam
The name of the flower is Clitoria ternatea, yes like the lady parts, but its the botanical name, its more commonly known as blue-pea flower.
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Also known as the Sardina pilchardus flower.
Submitted by VitaminF on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 4:04pm.
@Lucifer-sam
The name of the flower is Clitoria ternatea, yes like the lady parts, but its the botanical name, its more commonly known as blue-pea flower.
Thank you! At last. I'm not in the least surprised that's the name - it's very sensual looking, I love it.
Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 4:01pm.
Lucifer_Sam,
I'll totally marry you!
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OMG yaaaaaay! ♥ ♥
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:51pm.
I just read they want The Goss for Christian Grey....thoughts? I am not a fan but the idea doesn't repulse me either,even if he's too old...
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I say hell YES!
I had a FILTHY sex dream about him last night. Still haven't recovered!
Couldn't give two shits about 50 shades of Shite but wanna see Gosling get his sexy on. Not that he'll do this crap. I really can't imagine any proper actor finding enough substance in the part tbh.
LMMFAO at this! What a tool!
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by VitaminF on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:53pm
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euthanize him.
KIDDING!
ask the vet for some sort of kitty downer that will make him relaxed, or even sleep during the plane ride.
@Lucifer-sam
The name of the flower is Clitoria ternatea, yes like the lady parts, but its the botanical name, its more commonly known as blue-pea flower.
But you guys, I am serious here, I know many of you are pet lovers, and all you can tell me is to drug his ass!!! Many airlines do no accept a sedated cat, I also read its harmful for the kitty at such altitude. I have not ruled out MILD sedative for him, but nothing so that he is out of it.
Lucifer_Sam,
I'll totally marry you!
xx
LOL EEG... there was one pic of me and Lil G at a restaurant and she is flipping the camera off (very subtle, my buddy had to point it out) ANYFUCKINHOW, she spent the night with her mom last night and I get a text from Lil Gs phone that says "remove the picture of me flipping off the camera"... right then I should have known what was going on because the grammar was perfect and every word spelled out instead of abbreviated, but I digress... I replied "WTF for, your mom can't see shit I post on FB I've got her ass blocked" lololllll she responded "she left her FB up and I have her phone".... my response "sneaky bitch".
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:12pm.
only fags take orders from stinky fish!!
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I resent that sucky!
I don't take orders from stink fish!
Vitamin F - I've never owned a cat, so I'm useless to your dilemma. But do you know the name of the flower in your avatar? I used to see it a lot around my childhood home but I never knew the name.
hi all -- does anyone know when SpottedDogRanch normally shows up (if there is a consistent time)? i'm trying to keep checking in to see if i can help her in some way with the issue she raised last nite in yesterday's OP.
TIA
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Love the Polish. He's like Stanley Kowalski (Marlon Brando) in Streetcar.
Stella: "Stanley clear your dishes and go wash up."
(Stanley throws plate against wall)
Stanley : "Who do youz twoz think ya are, a coupla Queenz?!" (Stanley throws more dishes against wall.)
"There my dishes are cleared. Want me to clear yours?"
vitaminF, drugs. Or feed him pot. Or use an animal handling service.
Vitamin - drug his ass.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by VitaminF on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:53pm.
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Get him some heavy duty tranquilizers and dope him to the gills... And get some for yourself while you're at it. Best of luck!
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
VitaminF,
Um, speak to your vet?
There must be some kind of tranq or somesuch and it must be something they've encountered before.
Shit should have given you current name. Oh well, it's only been 8 working days there is hope.
Hahaha Jacko! I was sitting here last night in a woolen cardie debating whether are not to smoke out the window and cursing you and your holiday pics.
Help Please fellow Dlisters.
Here is my situation. I am moving from NYC to LA next month. I am only taking my clothes, electronics and some books etc, but my biggest concern is how to move my CAT? My boy is seven years old, a maine-coon, as cute as you can imagine. Very playful in the house, and in excellent health. But he HATES strange places and strangers. He hides when someone new comes to my home. He howls like a wounded hyena when I take him outside for vet visits and such. He is quiet inside a car, but I do not have time or patience to drive cross country. In July, I am leaving my current job and within few days joining a new one in LA. So I have just few days gap in between to move. Whenever I take my kitty boy outside, he starts to cry SO MUCH, like a guttural cry that comes from somewhere deep inside his extra pampered soul, my God, it would drive anyone nuts. Once when I moved from Queens to Manhattan and took him with me in the car, he was crying so much , he was PANTING like a dog at the end of it! I am also worried that what if he gets a heart attack or something, you know going to the airport, going through security, flying in a noisy plane with cranky passengers. I am getting worried sick just thinking about all this. Also, has any airlines ever thrown a passenger out for a noisy cat? You know , we read these stories about families thrown out of plane for noisy kids and such.
There is noway I would leave my boy behind. I love him to death. I would do anything to have him safe and sound with me in LA, anyone flown with a howling cat before? Help guys, I am desperate here.
ubmitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:50pm.
I am going to lose it if I can't have a dry fag.
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*turns blow dryer on sucky*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
EEG I used the R name? was that wrong?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I just read they want The Goss for Christian Grey....thoughts? I am not a fan but the idea doesn't repulse me either,even if he's too old...
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Snowy, I think border patrol is reading my fucking book. Did you use my married name or current name? Maybe it confused my postie.
We have had exactly three days of sunshine so far this month. Not only does it fuck with my paycheque but I am going to lose it if I can't have a dry fag.
Trying to get laid. He's doing it wrong.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
The best thing about the video is that it links to George Carlin's Greatest Moment clip at the end. ;D
LOL, PUTZ got caught!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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LOL Foxxy!!! *shudders*
snowphat - people that talk to themselves piss me off. *throws stapler at shitbreak*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Aaaahahahahaha, crazy fucking douchebag. I love the reporter's reaction: "Hmm? Oh? Oh, Okaaay..." I would have been stunned silent. What a pro.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Where I used to work, one of my fellow middle management miserable ass coworkers quit (fired) because, and I quote, "I ain't werkin for no skirt". What a jackass this guy was... I was like dude she is the VP plus she's hot as hell. I was scared shitless of her. I'm friends with her now we don't work together... hot little redhead. *sigh*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:27pm.
*snorts*
Oh, yeah, that'll show him. Why don't we all take turns sitting on his face while we're at it?
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I like it.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
2:11 is too long for me to watch some balding loser talk.
snot rag asshole
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♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
ah ha jack, not the one in question, he has no excuse. well, other than he's a strange guy who talks to himself!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:38pm.
Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:35pm.
I hope they do a dirty tampon drive by on his
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whoawhoawhoa!! they do that?
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i betcha you just looked in the parking lot and checked your car windows, didn't you? ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Yea but snowy aren't they Yer-O-Peein?
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by mike on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:19pm.
Don't be stealing Mrs Patrick Campbell's schtick, suckie.
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Whatever, she doesn't care!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:35pm.
I hope they do a dirty tampon drive by on his
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whoawhoawhoa!! they do that?
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
you'd think if you could pass the bar you could remember to wear deodorant.....but, you'd be incorrect
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
*pops popcorn*
*opens cooler*
*waits for a rant from Migrainuse*
I don't answer to no bacon-breath dude with obvious hygiene issues and mental and social ineptitudes - prick - plus now every feminist in the area knows where he lives - I hope they do a dirty tampon drive by on his Neolithic ass
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Certified Slore
I don take no erders frum no stinkin wimmin I tell dem to shuddup.....
hahahahahahaa this fuckin guy, huh?
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
REPORTED! MISOGYNISTIC!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by Wanted on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:21pm.
oh wait this is an open post so i can post about anything.... ok, um....
has anyone listened to the 10 hour pikachu song on youtube?
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No. But I did last 20 minutes of the "Afro Circus" 59 min loop from Madagascar 3.
http://youtu.be/BAzXjaIWbh0
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:12pm.
only fags take orders from stinky fish!!
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*smears discharge on your face*
ENJOY!
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*snorts*
Oh, yeah, that'll show him. Why don't we all take turns sitting on his face while we're at it?
oh wait this is an open post so i can post about anything.... ok, um....
has anyone listened to the 10 hour pikachu song on youtube?
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
Wow, props to Tara Edwards for handling this douche canoe with poise. I would've been so tempted to just punch his fucking nose.
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Devil's advocate.
was this a real segment or is mike myers creating a new comedy routine? i swear, that dude looks like a late forties Wayne
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
Don't be stealing Mrs Patrick Campbell's schtick, suckie.
Mike - Sucky called us stinky fish.
E-WHORE hahahahahaha...MK, you are so effing immature and I love you for it.
What up in these lower chats, people?