Open Post: Hosted By Mr. Clean UP
This is Ihor Stetkewycz (Side note: I love the name E-Whore), a citizen from Mars who loves dumping for guyz (GUYZ ONLY!!!), doesn't take no orders from no wimmuns, and again, doesn't take no orders from no wimmuns. If you're a woman and want Mr. Clean UP to tell you to shut the hell up, just give him an order and you'll get your wish.
Mr. Clean UP got into a little trouble the other day for illegally dumping chunks of wood on Detroit's East Side. But Mr. Clean UP told the local news that he's going to clean it UP. Because when he's not dumping and not taking orders from no woman, he's cleaning UP. That's just what he does.
But what I want to know is, does Mr. Clean UP love dumping for guyz more than he loves not taking orders from no woman? I need to know this, because I need to know whether to call him a scat queen or the real inspiration for Christian Grey.
via Videogum
• 
HBD urmomma. Enjoy your birthday drunk, you lucky whore.
-------------------------
*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
"I used to do everything for him, but got tired of it"
---------------------------
AND WE HAVE A WINNER LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!!! THE DOCTOR IS IN THE HOUSE!
Mel-Tang, your husband sounds like a spoiled fucking brat and can't stand the fact you don't kiss his ass like your poor SIL...
that will be $200
_____________________________________________
"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I had a dream I was Suri's Nanny the other night.
Katie was asleep at 7:30pm, and I was with the kid all night.
**********************************************
Beyond the door
There's peace, I'm sure
And I know there'll be no more
Tears in heaven
Thanks Jacko! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Happy Birfday, urmomma!!!
****************************************************
"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 5:23pm.
Urmomma, it's your birthday? Whoohoo, happy birthday, you funny girl! ♥
Every time I see your avie with you on the floor I smile and shake my head, hahaha
Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 5:23pm.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope it's fab! :)
**************************************************************
Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
I sleep with my boss every chance I get..I am going to try to sleep with him this weekend. Company moral is at an all time high.
That's right.
;D
.................................
Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
Ha ha Bigbendy. That's what the weather people say in Houston as well. Too bad it goes from Africa hot to freeze your tits off around here. I want to see leaves change color and experience spring for more than 2 weeks.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 5:20pm.
Ras - It is my mother. I'm an only child.
_______________________
DRAG. I was going to suggest you tell her to go fuck a goat, but you can't say that to Mom. As my mom's only child, I feel your pain. When Mom needs help, gotta sack up and do it, or she WILL find a way to punish you. Moms are guilt wizards.
-------------------------
*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 5:18pm.
I stay on the D pretty steadily and I get a shit ton done. Don't let the troll bother you.
**************************************************************
Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
ZOMG URMOMMA ITCH YER BUTT DAY!!!! I didn't see that... happy birthday! Sounds like an all around great day now please drop trou so i can spank you :)
_____________________________________________
"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 5:24pm.
TEAM SLACKER!!
lol at do you know what goes on on the internet nowadays
======
You're our Head Coach; M.E.'s the Team Manager. ☺☺☺☺☺
************************************************
“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
************************************************
Oh, and as far as trouble in my brother's marriage, I'm not aware of any. I mean they have their fights lke everyone. However, my brother is VERY controlling from what I understand. Old Italian; it's his way or no way. Even with the kids. She is extremely passive and takes a lot of his crap. She serves him dinner and does everything around the house. Makes me want to puke sometimes, but I don't get involved. That's probably why it works for them. He dishes it and she takes it. I don't know if she enjoys it (?) or is too scared to stand up to him. My husband has always been controlling too. But I don't wait on him hand and foot either. And I stand up to him most of the time. That may be why he likes her better. Lol I used to do everything for him, but got tired of it. I ALWAYS take care of my kids first now. He's on his own as far as I'm concerned.
www.poopreport.com :)
<3-------------------------------<3
RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 5:15pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 5:05pm.
Boy, I remember the day I started thinking whore #2 was screwing around... the minute I started investigating shit POW "I wanna divorce" came right out of her dicksucker... went straight to my cooler to get a beer (since we had no FUCKING REFRIGERATOR!!)
_____________________________________________
Dicksucker....LMFAO!
----------------------------------------
I refer to a persons hands as "dickbeaters".
Maybe I should stop posting and go back to WORK as it appears the Work Police is monitoring this thread.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 5:14pm.
GG - It's hot here. I want to have seasons. Land is expensive here and I want more space and truthfully, I'm tired of Texas.
Hey Spotty, move here in Illinois . Sometimes we have two or three seasons in a day.haha Really they joke around here if you don't like the weather today, stick around tomorrow will be different.
TEAM SLACKER!!
lol at do you know what goes on on the internet nowadays
_____________________________________________
"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 5:18pm.
Obviously I must be the only person who from work posts here.
====
Not true, dear. BTW, I sleep with my boss on a regular basis. And, Mr. Momus sleeps with his boss on a regular basis as well. ☺☺☺☺☺
************************************************
“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
************************************************
Thank you GG, ME, Vern, Jersey for the birthday wishes!xoxoxoxooxxx I have been playin' Mario on the wii with my 5 year old allllll day! Whoot! He has been singin' his "..I love you, you are my best friend and you love me every day song.." *swoooons* it has been a damn fine day! Tonight imma watchin' the Thunder whoop on Miami and drank coors and eat pizza, but mostly drink coors! :)
*********************
I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Mel-Tang
This sounds like a really tough situation. My marriage is by no means perfect & there are days when I wonder WTF I was thinking, but your husband is using your SIL as a weapon against you and that is just fucking cruel. You need to have a "come to Jesus" talk with him about whether he has any interest in working on your marriage because it seems like he isn't happy and is acting in a destructive manner.
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 5:09pm.
I have worked at a few small firms where I could not actually take a real break. Instead, by tacit agreement, the boss would allow a few minutes here and there throughout the day to attend to personal business. This way I was always at my desk and I could have my "break time" as well.
Methinks that M.E. has the same arrangement.
************************************************
“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
************************************************
Ras - It is my mother. I'm an only child. My father is dead and the woman would drive a sane man nuts (she's a single gal for a reason).
I did tell her we're not remodeling her house. We will help her with the necessary projects for her to move in but if she wants to play Martha Stewart, she can do it herself.
(We built our own home. If she wanted to learn to frame a home, electrical, plumbing, etc she had every opportunity to observe and learn. She never wanted to. Bet it would be handy to know how to frame up a wall now, huh!!?!)
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 5:18pm.
Obviously I must be the only person who from work posts here.
__________________________________________
Currently sitting at my desk at work. So you're not the only slacker.
Obviously I must be the only person who from work posts here.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 5:13pm.
I hate saying this, but even if they indeed haven't been together for a few last months, remember there's always phone and the internet. Do you know what goes on these days on the internet? They could be exchanging emails every day.
And the wolf comes out of his sheeps cloak.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 4:49pm.
XxxxxxXxxxxxXxxxXxXxxXx
Have you talked to your brother? Living in a situation like this is toxic for you and your children. Sometimes it's best not to stay for the children.....if you and your husband are unhappy it reflects on the kids. I say talk to your husband about how unhappy you are. See if he will go to counseling. If you try everything you will have no regrets about leaving.
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 5:09pm.
It seems like you have the time to post all day long here every weekday which leaves little time for actual "work". Yet you don't get fired. I also remember you bitching about an assistant "pretending" to work one day which seems a bit hypocritical.
Anyway...just sayin.
_______________________
If I may... There's a big difference between M.E. playing online during work hours and this OB person spreading false, possibly marriage- and career-ending rumors, and attempting to defraud the company by double-billing them for insurance reimbursement. Just my 2 cents.
-------------------------
*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 5:05pm.
Boy, I remember the day I started thinking whore #2 was screwing around... the minute I started investigating shit POW "I wanna divorce" came right out of her dicksucker... went straight to my cooler to get a beer (since we had no FUCKING REFRIGERATOR!!)
_____________________________________________
Dicksucker....LMFAO!
Mel, go have that talk. You dont need to be going crazy dwelling on it. Good luck to you!
GG - It's hot here. I want to have seasons. Land is expensive here and I want more space and truthfully, I'm tired of Texas.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 4:49pm.
Oh boy, I'm so sorry, but it sounds there was some kind of a very special relationship between them. And maybe it still continues.
Vitamin F...they have tranquilizers you can give your baby. They are very mild, but will help kitty deal with the move, and will wear off once you get to your new home. :) My puppy was very stressed when we moved yrs ago, and her vet gave her doggy valium. Lol She was able to deal and was very happy and stress free for the rest of the move.
Thanks for your kind words guys. I don't want to sound like a dumb slut, but I don't think anything physical happened between them, because I truly don't think my sis in law would do something like that. I have known her for almost 25 yrs, and she has never given me any inclination that she is that type of person. We have discussed infidelity before, and she is completely against it. Now Mr. Tang, on the other hand....lol. He denies anything happened, but I DO believe somehing emotional went on. They haven't been around each other for the past few months as far as I know. He doesn't go to my family events anymore. I think my family is starting to get suspicious that something is wrong, but I REALLY don't want to say anything because I'm so embarrassed. The worst part is I've been a stay at home mom for over 10 yrs and have no job, nothing to my name except for one credit card Mr. Tang doesn't know about. I feel lost.
www.poopreport.com :)
<3-------------------------------<3
RIMADYL KILLS
SDR, why do YOU have to move??? Effe dat! Just tell ur husband no more altruistic endevors without clearing it with you first.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 5:01pm.
Absolutely NOT. Since the day I started dating my husband I have not been with another man, or woman.
---------------------------------------------
Well
It seems like you have the time to post all day long here every weekday which leaves little time for actual "work". Yet you don't get fired. I also remember you bitching about an assistant "pretending" to work one day which seems a bit hypocritical.
Anyway...just sayin.
LOL, thanks for highlighting the best we have to offer here in Detroit, MK!
Imported from Detroit, baby!
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 4:44pm.
SDR, do you mean she wants you and your husband to work on fixing her house? How close she is as your family member, cousin or aunt? Tell her to call a handyman!
And if you absolutely can't get out of helping her, maybe the work could be spread over several weekends with the most pressing and important stuff done first, and cosmetic improvements left last, and at least some work done by professional repair people/handyman.
Boy, I remember the day I started thinking whore #2 was screwing around... the minute I started investigating shit POW "I wanna divorce" came right out of her dicksucker... went straight to my cooler to get a beer (since we had no FUCKING REFRIGERATOR!!)
_____________________________________________
"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 4:49pm.
_______________________________________________
Whoa. First of all, I'm sorry, this sucks.
Second, I would never tell someone to leave their spouse, especially when there are kids involved. However, I will tell you what I see from here. Somehow, and I'm not saying he's in any way right, he got the impression that you don't listen to him. He formed an emotional attachment to your sister in law. You didn't mention what's going on in her marriage to your brother. Are they having problems as well? Does your brother know you're having problems with your husband? I'm asking because if they're just fine, then it would seem to me like your husband is more attached to her than she is to him. Did you ask him why he feels that you don't listen? To give examples?
The other possibility is that your husband wants out and is using this as his ticket.
My advice would be to confront him and ask flat out if he wants to remain married. Tell him that you're willing to work on your issues as a couple but if he wants out he needs to be honest. I know you don't want to split up, and I believe that should be a last resort as well, but you can't stay married to someone who doesn't want to be with you. That isn't healthy for anyone and you don't want to look back with regret that you wasted years of your life living with someone who took out his passive aggressive behavior on you and your children. And from what you said, he's not putting in the time with your kids either so that can't be a reason to stay together.
Good luck, I know its a very tough decision.
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 4:59pm.
Well M.E.
Are you sleeping with the boss? It would certainly explain a few things.
**********************************************
Absolutely NOT. Since the day I started dating my husband I have not been with another man, or woman.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 4:49pm.
I am not married and not a parent...but as the child of divorced parents...my parents were (my dad has passed now) much happier apart than they were together. He is definitely having an emotional affair and kids or no kids you (and your brother) don't deserve that.
Kids are smart and they pick up on strife and anger. I would never tell someone to end it, but if he is not willing to stop, get counseling, work on it...than maybe it's time to walk away.
I'm so sorry you are dealing with that. What does your brother say?
**************************************************************
Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Mel-Tang... *ahem* kick that motherfucker to the curb. No one deserves to be treated that way, especially by their spouse. Sounds like they have a thing going on... CRACK SKULLS
_____________________________________________
"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Finishing up my last CLE webinar for the year for one state. Still have to get all of the required credits for another state by December. FML.
*puts imaginary gun under chin and pulls imaginary trigger
Well M.E.
Are you sleeping with the boss? It would certainly explain a few things.
Mel - Is there a possibility that maybe it went beyond an emotional connection? Just throwing that out there and I don't mean to upset you. Although I don't have chirruns, from experience I can say that kids pick up on subtle hints and can tell when an environment is hostile. They are resilient and if you split up, they will be fine. I made it through my parents divorce just fine and I'm sure there are tons of other Dlisters who also did as well.
Hugs to you dear. Your husband is acting like a butthead.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 4:49pm.
______________________________
Dump the pig*. He does not deserve you.
*into a vat of hydrochloric acid
-------------------------
*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 4:49pm.
Ok horz....I need your help with something please. I will try to keep it as short as possible.
Mr. Tang and I have been married for about 17 yrs. A few yr
HATE TO BREAK IT TO YA, BUT HE'S SKANKING AROUND W/HER.
ask ex-coworkers what they saw in his old job.
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Mel-Tang - Girl, I am so sorry.
That def. sounds like an emotional affair, are you sure it wasn't taken further?
I understand wanting to keep the family together for the kids, but having two parents who despise eachother could be worse than if you split.
I am sorry. xoxoxo ♥♥♥
Thank you GG. Sometimes family can be toxic. I've always said I'm moving to another state in 5-10 years. Lately I've been leaning more heavily towards 5 years or sooner if I win the lotto.
oops