Open Post: Hosted By Mr. Clean UP
This is Ihor Stetkewycz (Side note: I love the name E-Whore), a citizen from Mars who loves dumping for guyz (GUYZ ONLY!!!), doesn't take no orders from no wimmuns, and again, doesn't take no orders from no wimmuns. If you're a woman and want Mr. Clean UP to tell you to shut the hell up, just give him an order and you'll get your wish.
Mr. Clean UP got into a little trouble the other day for illegally dumping chunks of wood on Detroit's East Side. But Mr. Clean UP told the local news that he's going to clean it UP. Because when he's not dumping and not taking orders from no woman, he's cleaning UP. That's just what he does.
But what I want to know is, does Mr. Clean UP love dumping for guyz more than he loves not taking orders from no woman? I need to know this, because I need to know whether to call him a scat queen or the real inspiration for Christian Grey.
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Mel-Tang, I'm so sorry.
With all due respect to your husband, he's an inconsiderate pig to flaunt his "work spouse" in front of you (and he knows he's doing it), especially when she's family.
It's very disrespectful and having secrets and whisper-time at family get-togethers is beyond juvenile. I guess I have no tolerance for all these "little things" that are nothing more than a gateway to an affair. If he isn't having a full on relationship with her, he is most certainly having an emotional affair with her and has very strong feelings for her. I don't think he told you he'd marry her but for your brother out of anger. I think it was more an "excited utterance" said in the heat of the moment and has a loud ring of truth to it.
Stay strong, friend and sort it out with what's best for you and your children in mind.
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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 7:00pm.
Anyone dealing with painful love triangles, or history resurfacing may want to read this:
http://darkstarastrology.com/venus-retrograde/
We are going through some heavy shit in order to heal old wounds and become more whole.
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I always read www.astrologyzone.com with their month forecast by Susan Miller. I broke up with my bf a week ago. She talked about closing cycles and new begginings. I am trying to stay positive.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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Mel-Tang,
I am sorry to hear what you are going thru and most of all I know how shitty you feel. Your husband totally has an emotional affair. I will suggest you try and talk to him but without the kids or even in the house. Invite him to do something fun. Something you two did. Don't be comforntational, because we all know that new friendships are thrilling because you dont have the responsability that a real realtionship has.
If that doesn't work try therapy but both have to be on the same page. I am sorry he is been such an asshole.
I wish you the best of lucks going thru this.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
http://lif3d3sign.tumblr.com/
Anyone dealing with painful love triangles, or history resurfacing may want to read this:
http://darkstarastrology.com/venus-retrograde/
We are going through some heavy shit in order to heal old wounds and become more whole.
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
Mike you are very enlightened. Or maybe a bear. Not sure. Anyway would love to talk sanitary products all night long but it's past my bedtime. Night all :)
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Naturopathic doctors. Yay or Nay? Anyone been to one and were you happy with the outcome? I'm trying to decide whether or not I want to go to one.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:48pm.
I know, I have to bug my sis to do this. I will.
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:45pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:43pm.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by clairey claire on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:29pm.
Thanks.
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He said as he slammed the thread door behind him.
Nah, I'm not that squeamish. I have told you that I can smell when a woman's menstruating, right? I have a very, very keen sense of smell.
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No, you didn't tell me that and I would have happily spent the rest of my life living in ignorant bliss.
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:45pm.
"I can smell when a woman's menstruating, right? I have a very, very keen sense of smell."
that sound you just heard was some Dlisters' knees slamming together
/not one of them
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:45pm.
I been gone all day, we went to garage sales. but I just realized, if I'm a gonna be going out in shorts, even tho my leg hair is white, I still gotta shave, cause everyone loves to look at my Herbert the pervert tattoo.
You still need to post a close-up pic of the tat! Make it your avie for a little while.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY CYBER FIANCE URMOMMA!!! xoxoxoxoxo
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:43pm.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by clairey claire on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:29pm.
Thanks.
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He said as he slammed the thread door behind him.
Nah, I'm not that squeamish. I have told you that I can smell when a woman's menstruating, right? I have a very, very keen sense of smell.
Submitted by clairey claire on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:37pm.
...If you have a bebeh you need to buy a bigger size :)
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Or if you start bonking a guy with a big hogleg.
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I been gone all day, we went to garage sales. but I just realized, if I'm a gonna be going out in shorts, even tho my leg hair is white, I still gotta shave, cause everyone loves to look at my Herbert the pervert tattoo.
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*ding* Off to dinner, a big ass sweet po-tay-toe topped with spiced butter (pumpkin pie spices and maple syrup) and sprinkled with glazed pecans and golden raisins. *drooling* Later, hookers! *drools all teh way to the kitchen*
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by clairey claire on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:29pm.
Thanks.
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He said as he slammed the thread door behind him.
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The sequel to E.T. that never came to be/
http://www.hollywood.com/news/ET_30th_Anniversary_Sequel_Nocturnal_Fears...
Nah, boil it in water, kills all bacteria, no smell, it's sterile. Presumably you could change it every few years or so if you're getting the icks. If you have a bebeh you need to buy a bigger size :)
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Wait...so you only buy one and use it for the rest of your menstrual life? I know you rinse it, but does it ever start to smell?
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by clairey claire on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:29pm.
Thanks.
Ok to clarify, they are a little latex cup that sits just inside ur vadge (not visible from outside, I used to wear mine to *ahem* work) and catches menstrual blood (not a bra)! You empty contents down toilet, wipe with tissue and reinsert. Wash and sterilising can be done at home. Way less gross than pads, bit more gross than tampons but much more comfortable, no TSS, better for environment and also once you buy it, no more money spent on sanitary products for you ever again.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:25pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:24pm.
really? really? you had to ask that? really?
/puts hair back up
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INQUIRING MINDS HAVE TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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But they look like little wine glasses!
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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:23pm.
Dog - I think you may haz teh problems typing on a touch screen. :-(
I really do miss the keyboard! I could type all kinds of stuff without even looking at my phone. Also, the BB seems easier to me for business stuff; sending email, scheduling appointment, etc.
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I love the scheduling/calendar and the texting/email functions, but for internet it sucks for the most part. And videos? Forget it. Endless buffering.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:24pm.
really? really? you had to ask that? really?
/puts hair back up
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Omg I didn't know you rinsed and re -used moon cups!!! Lol I thought you just stick in a new one like tamps.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by clairey claire on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
Dog, only if the sink is in the cubicle! Otherwise, no
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Then what do you do if you're out and about and you need to take it out and wash it and put it back in again?
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You know this guys is a total PUSSY MAGNET.
Dog - I think you may haz teh problems typing on a touch screen. :-(
I really do miss the keyboard! I could type all kinds of stuff without even looking at my phone. Also, the BB seems easier to me for business stuff; sending email, scheduling appointment, etc.
Submitted by clairey claire on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:20pm
i'm fine with my own blood, it's the rest of y'all's i want no part of, lmao
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Dog, only if the sink is in the cubicle! Otherwise, no
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Yep Jack...I agree and I've told him that before. He just shrugs it off. Oh well, his loss. Drink a beer for me, will ya? Haha
Claireyclaire, you are right. Kids are very resilient. I think I am probably more worried about it than they would be.
Good lawd I need a xanax with that beer jack. Lol
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Ya know, the D is loaded with smartass fuckers that like to rag on everyone, including each other, but you guys really do make a pretty good support group. There's a few D folks that got me through my divorce without me jumping off the George Washington Bridge... and we are still friends to this day. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Beer-thirty. Jack-out.
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email sent, SDR. i have gmail acct
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Whoa. So if I'm in the ladies room somewhere, there might be someone washing their moon cup at the SINK? Where we wash our HANDS?????
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What's a moon cup? A type of bra?
Yes Moon cups are amazing. Buy one all of you!!
Come on Foxxy, it's just blood. Don't be so squeamish.
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Re: Moon Cup:
They. Are. RE-USED ?????!!!!!!
you know those ho's are rinsing those things out not over their toilets but over their sinks . . . you know that.
/ties hair back, heads for vomitorium
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Claireyclaire...do moon cups really work??? My daughter and i thought they were a joke when we first saw them! Lol
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Aww Mel Tang I really really feel for you. You sound like a great mother. Remember that your kids also want you to be happy even if that means they have to fend for themselves just a little more. Advice is so easy to give- I really hope things work out for you. Your children are so lucky to have you.
Don't give up on your man just yet, but I think you guys do need professional help to communicate at this stage.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Mel-Tang... Your husband sounds like a dick but I feel sorry for him. He is missing out on the kids' lives and will regret it one day... and the kids will resent him. Sad shit. I need a beer.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Foxxy - I made a 10 minute email.
Hit me up now and I'll give you my real one:
d1175741@rtrtr.com
Mike, my life seemed pretty drama free up until this crap. :( Team drama free.
Bacon slut, you have the right idea. My puppehs are the only ones who don't give me grief. <3 power to the puppehs!!!! Lol
www.poopreport.com :)
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Speaking of feminine "devices", don't forget the U Go Girl!
"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
SDR, I type on my BB wiff my thumbnails. I haz claws. I'm thinking that wouldn't work so well on a flat screen??
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Doggie and Whamo - I had a BB and I liked it but now that I changed phones back in March, I don't miss the BB. I too was scared of RIM and their leaking boat and while I do miss the keyboard, other phones are seem to be making more advances in technology. The BB was great for work stuff but now I can see the videos and pretty pictures on the Dlisted mobile site.
Thanks Hekki... I will. <3
Clairey Claire, kids are 11 and 9. They are wonderful and my world. I think what I am scared of is giving up the ability to be home to take them to school, pick them up, etc., and just devote a lot of time to them. I pretty much spend all of my time with them. Their Dad comes home from work, lays on the couch while surfing the internet, then goes up to his room and shuts the door. I used to work and truly understand being tired, I really do. I have NEVER asked him to cook, clean, or do anything domestic the entire time we've been together. I used to even do his laundry in college for him. :(
They don't go to him for anything anymore. If I tell them to ask him for somethng, their reply is 'he will just say no.' They don't even ask him to go anywhere with them anymore. It's very sad.
Anyway, I guess I will start job hunting asap. Thanks again everyone for the great insight! Sometimes it's really hard to see the obvious when you're right in the middle of it.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by Jeanneee on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 6:06pm.
you are a good woman, Jeanneeeeeeeee (said in Forrest Gump voice* please remember to be barefoot while cooking it is so much hotter... REPRESENT!!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 5:31pm.
M.E.: OB is fucking blackmailing someone at your company. Or something. She's got way too much power. Something is UP. Could she be banging the owner? That situation is not right.
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Remember how Pigez Hilton got sued by everyone from X-17 to Sam Ronson, and NO ONE could beat him?
I think OB is Pigez Hilton and M.E. doesn't know it. Yessiree, Bob.
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Moon cups are awesome! You never run out of sanitary products ever again. Genius.
SDR, cool! Yeah it does stain but it's great stuff. They should do it on prescription, no more burns
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