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June 14, 2012 / Posted by:

The Glorious Gloria Parker! How have I not seen this talented version before?

While watching the fourth hour of Today presented by Gallo Wines yesterday, the contact drunk I get from Kathie Lee Gifford tossing scrambled words around in her mouth was temporarily flushed away by the natural beauty, charm, glamour and musical talent of Miss Gloria Parker. The urge to tickle your eardrums with musical notes flows through Gloria Parker’s fingertips and she can play a bunch of instruments including the marimba, organ, harp and drinking glasses. Back in the day, Gloria was a bandleader and had her own radio show for 7 years in the 1950s. Miss Gloria also cares about serious issues like corruption in the courtroom and so she made an entire album about the injustices she faced while seeking justice. Here’s the summary of Gloria Parker’s CORRUPTION BEGINS IN THE COURTROOM!!!! album (aka The Side-Eye At Lindsay Lohan Anthems) and I really hope one of these songs becomes the new theme song for People’s Court.

The reason I wrote the songs and the lyrics on this recording, is because I have suffered four times in the court system as a plaintiff with these judges and lawyers. My experience with their corruption has inspired this C.D.  Yes, as a plaintiff, Pro Se, in several cases, seeking my rights that were stolen from me by those who had connections and who manipulate the laws, to serve their friends and compatriots.Unfortunately, the black robes that cover their sins on the bench, also gives one who wears it, Carte Blanche to play God. And yet, this is happening to many who go to court placing their trust in their lawyers, and the presiding judge, to seek a just solution to their case, and never to find it.

What’s not to love? Miss Gloria Parker has found the second best use for glasses (next to drinking booze out of them) and also has the musicality of Charo, the facial features of a young Barbara Eden, the magical grace of Lois Aldrin AND she’s a champion for the people against greedy demons in black robes. She’s like a musical Jedi warrior of beauty. If you’re still not convinced, allow your eyes to sit on Gloria’s exquisite ebony eye horns as your ears sit on the crystal clear musical notes jumping off of those glasses. Why isn’t she in a Cascade commercial?!

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The next time you’re sitting at a table full of half-empty glasses at the end of a wedding reception, you better hope that you’re sitting next to Miss Gloria Parker. She can entertain all your senses. Doesn’t that sound like a baby nightingale cooing into a wind chime made of gay icicles? Miss Gloria Parker is MAGIC.

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