Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe” has been leaving thin layers of vom inside of my ears for what feels like years. I hear it everywhere. At this point, my piss hitting the toilet water sounds like the melody of that song. EVERYTHING sounds like that song. And EVERYONE has done a parody and posted it on YouTube. You’ve done a parody, your mom has done a parody, your neighborhood Abercrombie door greet has done a parody, your anus hole has done a parody without you knowing it… Parodies everywhere. But finally, here’s the parody to end all parodies. (That’s your cue to stop making a Call Me Maybe parody, because I bet you’re making another one right now).
This is Corgi Rae Jepsen barking out “Bark Me Maybe” and so what if the bitch is auto-tuned. I still hope it goes to #1 on every chart and bitches line up for days in the Petco parking lot to see Corgi Rae bark this mess out live. Leave it to a Corgi to make me actually like that song.