The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 14th!

Florida's latest innovation: The bath-salt-sniffing flesh-eating Zombie scout. - Fujicat

Runners-up:

In this deleted "Castaway" scene, Tom Hanks passes time by building his own Google Earth vehicle to map out the island. - perky

Finally, someone higher than Matthew McConaughey. - Spkheller

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Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:50pm.

Beware of limbo roadsters.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Submitted by ptwohlgemuth on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:39pm.

I know it's a lifetime movie, but the driver they hired for Lindsay Lohan is really low-brow.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:36pm.

since Prius doesn't make a T-Rex friendly vehicle, McConnaughy had to scrabble some parts out of his shed, and now tools around town in this righteous clusterfuck.

[The only thing greener than the green card his new wife has framed over the mantlepiece]

Submitted by ptwohlgemuth on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:34pm.

Instead of the traditional limo ride from the ceremony to the reception, Matthew Mcconaughey opted for a more eco-friendly transportation at his wedding.

Submitted by Oldie on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:30pm.

Buddha's Delight

Submitted by Oldie on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:28pm.

Sweetas! I thought his bumper sticker read Will honk when my ass finds Jesus.

Submitted by Palladian on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:23pm.

Sit Down!! And, blow it out your ass!

Submitted by tojo on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:18pm.

So that's why the lights went out in Georgia...

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...the end

Submitted by Rosemary Young on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:08pm.

Malaysia's version of the double-decker tourist bus.

Submitted by SteelCityGirl on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:04pm.

After ingesting some potent bath salts in Vegas, Criss Angel finally has the street cred to call himself a mindfreak.

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:03pm.

His bumper sticker reads:

"If you can read this, bitch fell off. Seriously. Stop laughing"

Submitted by Oldie on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:57pm.

David Arquette still finding way to announce to anyone who will listen how badly he wants Courtney Cox back.

Submitted by Oldie on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:56pm.

Great. Just what we all need. An asshole that has found a way to speak even louder.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:56pm.

Maddox hits the streets every morning to let the world know how compassionate and loving Angelina is....or Zahara gets his breakfast!

Submitted by Oldie on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:55pm.

And even with the photo his insurance refused to pay for the damage from being rear-ended.

Submitted by D.R. on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:55pm.

Amtrak has really cut its budget.

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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.

"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:51pm.

CRITICAL LEVEL OF HIPSTER REACHED!

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How can a man be a mom?

*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-

Submitted by Oldie on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:51pm.

Taking the Gotta Get That Boom Boom BOOM too literally.

Submitted by Chris Knight on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:46pm.

After years of FANGELINA torture, BRAD PITT finally escaped is simply having a taste of freedom...

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:28pm.

After finally jumping off the Courtney Cox gravy train, David Arquette packs up his few worldly goods, and bugs out for parts unknown.

Submitted by lulubell82 on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:39pm.

"I don't often go bike riding...but when I DO, I like the bass to tickle my junk."

Submitted by Ashton Cruz on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:36pm.

Zombie Proof Bike- You're doing it wrong.

Submitted by snuffy on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:35pm.

If I wanted to hear an amplified asshole I'd just listen to Skrillex.

Submitted by Ashton Cruz on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:32pm.

It's so nice to see that Ke$ha's music fans are just as classy as her.

Submitted by daisy100 on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:31pm.

Lance wasn't invited to the wedding but there was no way he was going to miss Matthew get married.

Submitted by Spkheller on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:31pm.

Finally, someone higher than Matthew McConaughey.

Submitted by Ashton Cruz on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:30pm.

And this is exactly why they don't have "Straight Pride" parades.

Submitted by Tyroan on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:29pm.

Dumbya out on his new Game of Thrones bike.

Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:28pm.

Becks is still trying to stay out of TommyGirl's reach.

Submitted by Ashton Cruz on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:28pm.

Lance Armstrong may not have been doping during the Tour de France but I'm pretty sure that bike didn't meet TDF Cycling Road Regulations.

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:27pm.

Nice try James Franco! Emma Watson is on to you!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by zomay on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:26pm.

Daisy,

Xoxo

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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.

Submitted by SalmaNella on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:24pm.

Discount DJ

Submitted by daisy100 on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:23pm.

Sorry Zomay, I didn't see yours!

Submitted by daisy100 on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:21pm.

Another Florida neighborhood watch loon.

Submitted by Ashton Cruz on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:20pm.

"Clang, clang, clang" went the douchebag
"Ding, ding, ding" went the bell
"Zing, crash, boom!" went the moron
For the moment he turned his ass fell.

Submitted by zomay on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:18pm.

Fontana neighborhood watch.

West Side represent!

Lol

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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.

Submitted by Ashton Cruz on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:16pm.

Mitt Romney's dog got so used to driving way up on the hood of his master's car that this is how he rides a bicycle.

Submitted by Lenalena on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:13pm.

When Tom Cruise's lifts gave out, he went to more extreme measures.

Submitted by Ashton Cruz on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:12pm.

After her latest automobile related accident it's nice to see that Lindsay Lohan has chosen a safer way to travel around Los Angeles.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:10pm.

If the seat were near the wheels this would be the perfect bike for Kim Kardashian or Coco.

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Beyond the door
There's peace, I'm sure
And I know there'll be no more
Tears in heaven

Submitted by Fujicat on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:09pm.

Florida's latest innovation: The bath-salt-sniffing flesh-eating Zombie scout.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..

Submitted by Ashton Cruz on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:09pm.

On the inevitable Lifetime TV upcoming Judy Garland biopic tentatively called "Meet her in St Louis" starring Lindsay Lohan, this guy plays the trolly.

Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:08pm.

Tra la la
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bieeeeek *head ripped off by overhead wires*

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Certified Slore

Submitted by ikoihiI on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:06pm.

Justin Theroux needs a break every once in a while from the Beanie Baby weddings staged at his new home

Submitted by daisy100 on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:00pm.

Did you think Gavin Rossdale was going to come out on the cover of People?

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:00pm.

Considering the street light was 6 feet 10 inches and not the anticipated 7 feet, the loon screaming "The end of the world is near!" was right for a change.

Submitted by HeatherBush on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 1:59pm.

Travolta shouts out of his asshole too.