Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

June 14, 2012 / Posted by:

What straight, divorced father and former TV sitcom star – he’s since crashed and burned and is now trying for a comeback – had a memorable sex party with multiple male escorts? The actor is known for his wild partying and hooker escapades, but he seems to have gotten bored with the ladies and is now into guys. (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Wonderful. Now the image in my head of the dehydrated warlock doing lines of the bad shit off of a call girl’s chocha lips has a new neighbor in the form of an image of the dehydrated warlock doing lines of the bad shit out of a hustler’s ass crack as the call boy pinches his nostrils and mouth to keep the vomit from pouring out of his face holes.

Oh well, I guess if Charlie doesn’t lock your ass in a bathroom or rage at you for stealing his Rolex cock ring, it’s easy-ish money. Due to always having coke dick, I doubt the tiger-blooded terror ever gets hard, so the call boy doesn’t have to wear out his jaw while sucking on that shit. It’s probably like gargling on a fettuccine noodle. Hell, I bet the call boy doesn’t even have to put his mouth on it that since Charlie is too coked up to notice. The hustler just sits in the corner, sucking loudly on a condom and Charlie thinks he’s getting the beej of his life!

Lots of stars currently filming this weird movie. We’ll focus on two of them. She is a young – but very experienced – actress. He is at least ten years older than her, and is starring in several films this year. They are doing a scene together. He enters the scene wearing nothing but a thong that barely covers his private parts. It is not a bedroom scene. She stops filming, pulls her publicist aside, and talks about how uncomfortable she is with the way he is dressed and the fact that he has been drinking and smoking weed and acting like an unprofessional jerk all day. Production shuts down for a while the two go for a little walk. The publicist manages to talk her down, they come back to the set, and production resumes. After filming for only a couple of minutes, she starts freaking out again. Why? Because, seeing how uncomfortable she was, he decided to push it even more. He began doing an obscene break dance right in front of her… starring him and his thrusting crotch. She walked off the set, vowing never to work with him again. (Blind Gossip)

Weird movie: The End of the World starring ERR’BODY!
Young actress: Emma Watson?
Thong wearer: James Franco?

Oh, Emma just doesn’t understand ART!

Which Oscar-winning actress has infuriated her fiance because she skinny-dips in the family pool in front of their kids’ friends and the household staff? Her actor-beau doesn’t mind her swimming in the buff when it’s just the two of them, but now their oldest boys’ pals have been visiting more often to catch a glimpse of the hot mom’s “splash parties.” Not to mention the gardener who almost drove the lawnmower into the house after getting an eyeful! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Angie Jo? But I don’t understand why everyone is getting moist in the mouth over seeing Angie Jo splash around naked in the water. Haven’t they ever seen an eel with slug lips? They need to go to more aquariums.

This action hero in a major franchise has a lot of action going on downstairs. He is on his fourth STD. You’d think he’d learn to shield himself against diseases, but he hates using protection because “ruins” the moment. (Hollywood Dame via Blind Gossip)

Well, I did read this yesterday…

It is surprising to me that this actress still can go out and smile everyday and keep plugging away at her career. She is probably a C+. Movies mainly. Almost exclusively actually. Even though she is a C+ in the acting world, you would probably still recognize the name for sure, although putting a face to it would be a little tougher. At one point she was the lead in a movie. That seems a long time ago. When she got the lead she did so through contacts she made at her church. They made it clear to her that there would be payback. She balked at what their payback was. It turns out that when new recruits come through the door they wanted her to act as their greeter and to show them around. They also wanted her to flirt and if the person had enough money and was a big catch, the flirting should turn into something more. She refused. She then had a year long dry spell acting. Apparently at some point all was forgiven and she started getting roles again. All the roles were set up through contacts of the church. She was on top of the world again and excited that she was acting. Then she started wanting some of the money she had been paid. Turns out that because she had not entertained the men properly before, the church was fining her. They took almost every penny of her salary for four consecutive movies. She had enough for rent and food. That’s it. Car? Nope. They came and took her to work and picked her up and took her to church. Quit the church? She can’t. Her whole family is in the church. She thinks her friends are in the church too. She was wrong. Have a drink? Smoke some pot? Those friends were sending texts the second she did anything over the line and she was forced to pay fines or work for three days straight or suddenly told she did not get a role. She was given a boyfriend. They did not have sex but she was told the actor needed a girlfriend to stop rumors about his sexuality so she complied. Out in public and in interviews she said he was her boyfriend. They went to premieres and parties and were the happy couple. At the end of the night he went home and so did she after she gave a report. 24 hours a day they are in her life. Several times she has wanted to walk away, but she loves acting. She keeps putting on that smile and pretending her life is great but she hates every second. (CDAN)

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