Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
What straight, divorced father and former TV sitcom star – he’s since crashed and burned and is now trying for a comeback – had a memorable sex party with multiple male escorts? The actor is known for his wild partying and hooker escapades, but he seems to have gotten bored with the ladies and is now into guys. (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Wonderful. Now the image in my head of the dehydrated warlock doing lines of the bad shit off of a call girl's chocha lips has a new neighbor in the form of an image of the dehydrated warlock doing lines of the bad shit out of a hustler's ass crack as the call boy pinches his nostrils and mouth to keep the vomit from pouring out of his face holes.
Oh well, I guess if Charlie doesn't lock your ass in a bathroom or rage at you for stealing his Rolex cock ring, it's easy-ish money. Due to always having coke dick, I doubt the tiger-blooded terror ever gets hard, so the call boy doesn't have to wear out his jaw while sucking on that shit. It's probably like gargling on a fettuccine noodle. Hell, I bet the call boy doesn't even have to put his mouth on it that since Charlie is too coked up to notice. The hustler just sits in the corner, sucking loudly on a condom and Charlie thinks he's getting the beej of his life!
Lots of stars currently filming this weird movie. We’ll focus on two of them. She is a young – but very experienced – actress. He is at least ten years older than her, and is starring in several films this year. They are doing a scene together. He enters the scene wearing nothing but a thong that barely covers his private parts. It is not a bedroom scene. She stops filming, pulls her publicist aside, and talks about how uncomfortable she is with the way he is dressed and the fact that he has been drinking and smoking weed and acting like an unprofessional jerk all day. Production shuts down for a while the two go for a little walk. The publicist manages to talk her down, they come back to the set, and production resumes. After filming for only a couple of minutes, she starts freaking out again. Why? Because, seeing how uncomfortable she was, he decided to push it even more. He began doing an obscene break dance right in front of her… starring him and his thrusting crotch. She walked off the set, vowing never to work with him again. (Blind Gossip)
Weird movie: The End of the World starring ERR'BODY!
Young actress: Emma Watson?
Thong wearer: James Franco?Oh, Emma just doesn't understand ART!
Which Oscar-winning actress has infuriated her fiance because she skinny-dips in the family pool in front of their kids’ friends and the household staff? Her actor-beau doesn’t mind her swimming in the buff when it’s just the two of them, but now their oldest boys’ pals have been visiting more often to catch a glimpse of the hot mom’s “splash parties.” Not to mention the gardener who almost drove the lawnmower into the house after getting an eyeful! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Angie Jo? But I don't understand why everyone is getting moist in the mouth over seeing Angie Jo splash around naked in the water. Haven't they ever seen an eel with slug lips? They need to go to more aquariums.
This action hero in a major franchise has a lot of action going on downstairs. He is on his fourth STD. You’d think he’d learn to shield himself against diseases, but he hates using protection because “ruins” the moment. (Hollywood Dame via Blind Gossip)
Well, I did read this yesterday...
It is surprising to me that this actress still can go out and smile everyday and keep plugging away at her career. She is probably a C+. Movies mainly. Almost exclusively actually. Even though she is a C+ in the acting world, you would probably still recognize the name for sure, although putting a face to it would be a little tougher. At one point she was the lead in a movie. That seems a long time ago. When she got the lead she did so through contacts she made at her church. They made it clear to her that there would be payback. She balked at what their payback was. It turns out that when new recruits come through the door they wanted her to act as their greeter and to show them around. They also wanted her to flirt and if the person had enough money and was a big catch, the flirting should turn into something more. She refused. She then had a year long dry spell acting. Apparently at some point all was forgiven and she started getting roles again. All the roles were set up through contacts of the church. She was on top of the world again and excited that she was acting. Then she started wanting some of the money she had been paid. Turns out that because she had not entertained the men properly before, the church was fining her. They took almost every penny of her salary for four consecutive movies. She had enough for rent and food. That's it. Car? Nope. They came and took her to work and picked her up and took her to church. Quit the church? She can't. Her whole family is in the church. She thinks her friends are in the church too. She was wrong. Have a drink? Smoke some pot? Those friends were sending texts the second she did anything over the line and she was forced to pay fines or work for three days straight or suddenly told she did not get a role. She was given a boyfriend. They did not have sex but she was told the actor needed a girlfriend to stop rumors about his sexuality so she complied. Out in public and in interviews she said he was her boyfriend. They went to premieres and parties and were the happy couple. At the end of the night he went home and so did she after she gave a report. 24 hours a day they are in her life. Several times she has wanted to walk away, but she loves acting. She keeps putting on that smile and pretending her life is great but she hates every second. (CDAN)
Someone someone Scientology someone someone?
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Bijou fits a couple of things, but not all: WHEN was she a lead, as someone wrote (Hostel II? I didn't see it).
And (weak, yes, but...), her IMDB bio doesn't say anything about her "loving" acting in any particular way. She apparently sings and models as well.
However, Zoe Saldana's IMDB bio *does* have a few things written about Zoe loving acting and being able to whatever, share with people, blah blah.
I have no idea if ZS is a Scientologist. She was in Avatar (I didn't see it, she was a lead, right?)
UGH! BUT are the SALDANA's a "famously screwed up family"?
No, but the child-raping John Phillips family is!
So, fuck me. I have no idea.
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"I'm not saying he's gay or bi, but that if he experimented it wouldn't surprise me.
Weren't there those rumors about Hef?"
I think Hef owned up to experimenting during the swinging' 70's, during an orgy. Said later that it just wasn't his thing- his version of "Not that there's anything wrong with it"
The thought of him coupling with anything is a repulsive thought, because that guy was revolting little creep even in his prime.
That actress should grow up and stop being such nini! Sheesh!
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 10:45am.
I think the Scientology one is Juliette Lewis. She's had a spotty career, but used to be kind of A- list, a long time ago. and her dad's a Sciento.
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I don't think it is her. She emancipated herself from her parents care when she was 14 or 15, I highly doubt she cares what her parents think or who they are associated with if she took that type of action at such a young age.
Channing Tatum is beyond boring, ugly and a bad actor - muscles do not make him attractive, but apparently he's now so full of himself he thinks he can sexually harass other actors with impunity. Bleh. If I were Watson I would have walked off the set too. Fuck him and his thong (double bleh). Fuck the equally ugly Rogen and all those other douches, too.
Submitted by Cheeky LiL Ape on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 2:36pm.
The second BI sounds like Emma Watson and Channing Tatum.. I was just on IMDB on his page and saw this thread from a supposed extra on the set of "The End of the World"
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1475594/board/nest/200236362
*puts Dlisted's communal detective LaToya hat and monocle back in the drawer and goes back to corner*
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Three reactions to that,
1) Did she not read the fucking script?
2) Who wouldn't want Channing Tatum's crotch in their face?
3) What a fucking prude.
God, I hate pit pictures, especially when the pit hair is long & curly & sweaty -- blrrrrghhh.
I don't think #1 is Matt LeBlanc. Back when I was getting hair extensions, I went to see a hair dresser in the boy's town area in Chicago. Dude was flamingly gay. He told me he met Matt in a gay bar and said that Matt was beyond gay way back when.
The word "shield" gives it away big-time that it's Chris Evans. Pity. It's an odd choice of words if they aren't referring to him.
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My guess for the last item: Ashley Greene (and her ex Joe Jonas.) Girl is looking rail-thin and terribly sad lately.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:18pm.
re: #1:
i'm tossing Matt LeBlanc's hat into the ring
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Yo Foxxy! I'm liking LeBlanc for #1 too. Excellent choice.
He did get divorce, quite abruptly if I remember. And he is trying to make a comeback. And I could see him with guys... not Charlie, but Matt, yeah.
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The second BI sounds like Emma Watson and Channing Tatum.. I was just on IMDB on his page and saw this thread from a supposed extra on the set of "The End of the World"
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1475594/board/nest/200236362
*puts Dlisted's communal detective LaToya hat and monocle back in the drawer and goes back to corner*
That last blind is horrible. Who in their right fucking mind would join that cult?
Who DOESN'T have an STD in Hollywood?
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL: "I don't doubt it's CS. Drug addicts are always looking for that next big high, and don't really care where they get it. I doubt experimenting with guys is out of his milieu. :) "
Yeah, I'mma agree there. Addicts get jaded and want more. Especially guys like Charlie Sheen. He doesn't have boundaries. He's a total hedonist.
I'm not saying he's gay or bi, but that if he experimented it wouldn't surprise me.
Weren't there those rumors about Hef?
Well I hope that one with the young actress is NOT James Franco. He is a pretentious douche but not in my fantasies. Plus he is a stoner and just. so. beautiful.:
http://mswiley2508.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/james-franco-for-gucci-by...
Yeah, I don't know about the AngieHo one, although it seems to fit.
She NEVER shows her body. Never. She used to, but not anymore.
Also, I doubt there was a gardener around, because they have plenty of time to do their work while the Jolie-Pitts are away (which is all the damn time). I'm sure the assistant tells the staff to get their work done by XX date because they will be using the house XX date. They don't want people around.
AND I highly doubt that the kids are allowed to have friends, let alone have them over when AJ is there.
I just don't see Charlie Sheen as being into men.
That Emma Watson one was posted on an IMDB board a few days ago, with names included. And surprise, surprise, thong dude wasn't James Franco, but Channing Tatum: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1245492/board/thread/200236428
And that last blind is just horrible. Scientology is ick.
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Pathetic skinbag! Angels named after Transformers will not save you!
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Carlos, a Charlie Brown tattoo? Really?
carlos sheen is so unattractive these days...how that junkie gets high paying gigs is beyond me...
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For some reason i can't see Carlos Estevez doing sexy times with guys. i just can't see it.
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Angie's kids have no friends, so can't be her.
Didn't Denise Richards say that Charlie used to look at naked boys online?
fourth std? son, i am disappoint.
Ok I gotta thank God Michael K did not post a pic of Angieho skinny dipping, because that fucker would have sent me over the edge like Michael Douglas in "Falling Down".
THE THIRD FUCKING VOMITOUS PIC IN A ROW - WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER DO TO YOU?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
KILL ME PLEASE
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:18pm.
Two years ago that would have been an awesome guess. But he is on a new show and won an Emmy last year for it.
I am staying in here - all the other threads are scarrrrrrrry today.
Still want answers for the last one.
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re: #1:
i'm tossing Matt LeBlanc's hat into the ring
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Angie Jo swimming nude in her own home is whose business? These celebs should do their own maintenance and housekeeping. None of it that hard and beats drugs. Sucks to have strangers in your home. There for only the money and they talk non stop to everybody. Confidentiality is a complete myth.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 11:32am.
SUCKY, DRAGONBALLS SHEEN GOT A CASE OF MAN-LOVE
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It sucks if the STD one is Chris Evans 'cause I've liked him since Not Another Teen Movie. Gross. As for the Scientology one, back when I went out to LA in March, I picked up their newspaper to see what was going on around town and there was this huge ad stating that if you were an aspiring actor/actress that you should go to this seminar where you'd have the opportunity to learn more about the business and hear from other celebs (I don't recall if they stated which ones), of course I was intrigued and wanted to throw it into my itinerary. Then, I saw a more subtle logo at the bottom of the page and saw that it was being hosted by and at the Church of Scientology HQ.
Needless to say, I took one huge step back away from that shit. However, after seeing that ad, I could see how they may recruit a Tom Cruise or Travolta type, fresh off the bus to LA, get them to one of these seminars, promise them the world AFTER they did an audit or whatever, have the material on file, wait or maybe assist in the star's success, then blackmail them with the info years later. Scary stuff.
his face and everything are so fucking nasty in that douchey Fiat commercial, that fucking Fiat company is so stupid, first J Lo then dragon breath or whatever the fuck he calls himself these days
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I don't know anything about Zoe Saldana's family, but I'm guessing her for the last one. I remember hearing she's a scientologist, though the blind doesn't say anything about what religion it is, what other religion could it be? Her relationship with Bradley Cooper being the set up.
All those bi are depressing or just plain nauseating, the warlock with male escorts, yuck, the std infested movie star, hurl, skinny dipping and $ciento abuse, thanks for such depressing blinds, btw, who would ever get involved with such a backstabbing, evil cult that will turn on you in a heartbeat....sssttooopppiiidddd....
I don't think it's Juliette Lewis. She had a steady stream of movies, one of which garnered her an oscar nod. She has been steadily working even if her movies haven't been as high profile. She has been on TV.
I like the Bijou Phillips guess.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 10:40am.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bijou_Phillips
My guess for the last one. Just because it lists films only, no television and there's gaps in there. Says she's in a marriage now to a Scientologist, could be sham. Probably sham.
Could be Bijou, but she and Danny Masterson were together for three years before they were even engaged and they got married in 2011. Their relationship seems legit. And she's has pretty steady acting gigs. I can't see her being broke and only having enough money for food and rent. She's rich as shit, her mom is a model and her dad is John Phillips. She's doing okay haha.
I don't believe Carlos would get down with the peen...
And you guys guessing Bijou are on to something... Her husband is Danny Masterson (that 70's show) and works with Tommy girl on some detoxification bullshit in NYC. I can't get over how fucked up that whole cult is....
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No. 2 can't be Angie Jo. If it was, those kids would only do it once and then be mentally scarred for life. I doubt she has the strength to swim or inclination to show off her bony body and the oldest boy is only 11 I think.
what movie was bijou phillips ever in where she was a lead?
i'd hate to think it's juliette lewis. i've always loved her.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 10:48am.
<"Submitted by AtomicCity on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 10:46am.
That's what I think too, Doc. They keep referring to the boyfriend in the past tense. He's no longer her boyfriend, now he's her husband.">
"Her whole family's in the church." Yep, she is married into it.
We figured it out MK. Where's our Mother's cookie.
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Now that was just cruel Doc.. you don't rub it in to MK that there are no longer any Mother's Cookies
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<"Submitted by AtomicCity on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 10:46am.
That's what I think too, Doc. They keep referring to the boyfriend in the past tense. He's no longer her boyfriend, now he's her husband.">
"Her whole family's in the church." Yep, she is married into it.
We figured it out MK. Where's our Mother's cookie.
*high fives Doc and wipes off monocle with a hankie*
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Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 10:43am.
Everyone guessed Charlie Sheen for #1 on CDAN but I just don't think he'd get down with the peen. I know he's the best fit but I just don't get that sense from him.
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I don't doubt it's CS. Drug addicts are always looking for that next big high, and don't really care where they get it. I doubt experimenting with guys is out of his milieu. :) that's tame compare with all the other wild shit he's done.
That's the first time I've ever seen a picture of Chris Evans where he's looked appetizing. He looks really appetizing in that picture. Help -- I can't stop using the word appetizing!!! And it's so gross because he has STDs!
That's what I think too, Doc. They keep referring to the boyfriend in the past tense. He's no longer her boyfriend, now he's her husband.
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
I think the Scientology one is Juliette Lewis. She's had a spotty career, but used to be kind of A- list, a long time ago. and her dad's a Sciento.
I just googled Bijou Phillips and Hyde from That 70s Show, because I've really got nothing for the last one. Anyway, the article is about Bijou calling people who use anti-depressants "pansies", and has a huge quote from Michael K calling her (and her crackhead family) completely out.
Reason #56385425687 why I love him so.
ETA: cause I'm a dork.
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Everyone guessed Charlie Sheen for #1 on CDAN but I just don't think he'd get down with the peen. I know he's the best fit but I just don't get that sense from him.
#2. James Franco is so much more than a pothead.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/thatwasnotveryravenofyou/james-franco-attends-qa...
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bijou_Phillips
My guess for the last one. Just because it lists films only, no television and there's gaps in there. Says she's in a marriage now to a Scientologist, could be sham. Probably sham.