Thursday, June 14th 2012

And Here's OctoMom's O Face

And OctoMom's manufactured O face is the exact open-mouthed, wonk-eyed face I made while looking at most of these pictures. My eyeballs really tried to escape by rolling to the back when I landed on this picture of Octo dressed like a forgotten Rock of Love Bus trick who buys all of her clothes at gas stations and rest stop gift shops. I mean, how did that vest happen?

OctoMom's fap born debut titled "Octomom: Home Alone" is coming out (apologies for the things that pun did to your stomach) next week and Wicked got the party started by giving these censored pictures to TMZ. Usually, I'm cursing at a black bar for being a fun hater by blocking the goods, but I'm okay with them this time. We're cool. They're doing good work by keeping your coffee down.

Unless a video of Charlie Sheen masturbating with a rubber octopus toy while looking at these pictures makes the rounds, this is the most disturbing thing I'll see all day. There's nothing more depressing than watching a broke, destitute ho tap at her chocha (while surrounded by fucking baby clothes) to feed all 14 of her kids. And you're not supposed to wash onesies on a board with your coochie out. I think I learned that rule on Pregnant in Heels or something.

Posted by: Michael K


Andrei's picture

Other than who she is and what her reputation is, I don't see the "gross" factor. Obviously she is doing it for money.. but what chick doesn't for these pics? She looks about like everyone else, imo. The theme with the clothes needs to probably be changed, though.

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:34pm.

I'm sure her snatch looks like beef stroganoff.

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Gardening Girl's picture

UGGGGH! Jack, you're dead to me now!

ewlulu's picture

So classy with the clothesline of baby clothes in the background...

Gardening Girl's picture

The world will never be a sunny joyous place anymore for me...

jack-n-the-hat's picture

YEAAAAAAAH BABY!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

Can't help but think of her poor children. They will take the hit for this. Imagine how cruel other kids will be and now they have this...
If my Mom did this I would fucking die!

Few Words's picture

ima gonna fast for 3 days so when i watch i dont puke just dry heeves

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Whamo's picture

I swear there is absolutely NOTHING Sexy about this chic, AT ALL!!

If anything she's a TOTAL boner killer.

Fronika's picture

She looks as good as anyone else does. The way you lot talk about her you'd think she was the Elephant Woman.

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:30pm.

Right! I just finished some beef stroganoff and weighted my options before deciding on clickables!

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I'm sure her snatch looks like beef stroganoff.

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.

Sorry -- that's just sick and demented to be posing like a whore with the baby clothes hanging in the background. We already know you have a gazillion kids - no need to remind everyone.

How can your heart not go out to those children? She's a desperate nut.

Holy shit! She is playing her banjo in front of a clothesline of baby clothes!

doh

ditquoi's picture

I think her false eyelash on the right eye is falling off

swarm-of-locusts's picture

Why is she ironing mens' shirts? There are no men involved in her fucked up situation. I tried to find something to look at in the pics that weren't her which is how I noticed the shirts and the fridge.

She WILL be doing fuck time for cash in the next 12 months.

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parissucksliterally's picture

we need a new post FAST.

This is fucking frightening.

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:27pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:21pm.

you didn't actually click on the thumb though, right? RIGHT?

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Oh hell no! I just ate an orange!
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Right! I just finished some beef stroganoff and weighted my options before deciding on clickables!

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

MK, you better post some naked dudes (or pics of Jeremy Renner holding a puppy) after this!

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.

Gardening Girl's picture

:( Sads forever now!

MickeyHolland's picture

Followed immediately by my arrggghhh-face.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

M.E.'s picture

*goes back to the Magic Mike thread*

M.E.'s picture

Thank GOD the thumbs still have the black bars over her tits and bits.

*swallows vom*

Wanted's picture

HURRY UP AND POST ANOTHER STORY i can't look at this anymore

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:21pm.

you didn't actually click on the thumb though, right? RIGHT?

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Oh hell no! I just ate an orange!

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Nanners's picture

They had her fapping in front of a clothesline full of baby clothes?! CALL CPS NOW DAMMIT!!!!

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M.E.'s picture

She is one UGLY mofo!!!

moonmaid's picture

Sorry won't click on this. It should be hashtagged #depressingshit

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

I'd like to thank MK for completely ruining my appetite. I was just going to make my lunch when this posted.. now.. i'm vomiting up my breakfast like a good little bulimic.

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Pinay Pie's picture

Hardcore porn is in her near future.
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DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Inquiring minds want to know.... Jack.. would you?

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How can a man be a mom?

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EastEndGirl's picture

Call me when there are pics of her doing ass to ass with some other desperate ho. *yawn*

suckandfuck's picture

WHY DOES PATTI STANGER LOOK LIKE A HEROIN ADDICT????

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

FunFilled's picture

NOT.

:/

little_rascal's picture

Nasty.

Foxxy Brown's picture

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:13pm.

you didn't actually click on the thumb though, right? RIGHT?

you could have put black bars across her face too, MK. damn.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

See, I also want my kid to be able to Google my O face when he gets older. It'll do him good!

*tears off clothes* *gets webcam*

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:15pm.

That is the kind of comment you would usually call someone on. I expected more from you Lucifer_Sam ;)

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DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Oh for the love of god WHYYYYYYY

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guest's picture

Disgusting.

perky's picture

[Calls in sick to work]

MissJaneTexas's picture

MKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

For WHY?

*VOMS*

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parissucksliterally's picture

Nice frosted eye shadow.

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Beyond the door
There's peace, I'm sure
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justincase's picture

I can't tap the link - I don't want this on my record. I rely on my friends to tell me how bad it is (thanks).

M.E.'s picture

FUCK YOU MK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS SHOULD BE A LINK LIKE BLUE WAFFLE, UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*yes yes dries up and runs away*

snowpiece's picture

why you tryin to kill us this morning, MK!?!?

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Gross. Eye bleach please

ditquoi's picture

REALLY, dude?
damn, son.
8'(

ditquoi's picture

that's just poor and unfortunate. *smh* 8(

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Ugly. But there was a picture (at the source) where she was in a bubble bath and she looked pretty.

*punches self*