Afternoon Crumbs

Miley Cyrus and her dude friend went to the pool and made it waaaaaaay too easy - The Superficial

Gay porn star Erik Rhodes has passed away at the age of 30 - OMG Blog

Minka Kelly did not get a callback for the role of Jake Gyllenhaal's next beard - Lainey Gossip

Presenting One Orientation's "That Makes You Homosexual" - Towleroad

Sofia Vergara's dude sounds like a good time - Celebitchy

The secret ingredient in the fountain of youth is PHOTOSHOP! - The Berry

Chloe Sevigny with that fake peen she hated so much, and yes, I'd hit it - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Let's just assume the paps were there to take pictures of that adorable dog, because why in the hell would they be there for Ashley Tisdale? - Hollywood Tuna

Mr. Schu got buzzed - ICYDK

Cheryl Cole has Mufasa hair - Popoholic

Which jeans and basic tank did Jennifer Aniston wear in Paris today? - Popsugar

BREAKING: The world's most HATED woman gets her own gas! - Just Jared

Courteney Cox should file for divorce from her plastic surgeon next - IDLYITW

Lil Wayne made a 5-year-old girl cry and surprisingly it wasn't because of his face - Crunk + Disorderly

This is Baby Luca's way of telling Hilary Duff to quit it with putting his mug on Twitter - SOW

"I believe I can fly......to somewhere where the IRS won't find my stupid ass" - R. Kelly - Hollywood Rag

Just a whole lot of shaved pussay - Cityrag

Tommy Girl is hanging up Stepford Katie's turkey baster - I'm Not Obsessed

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