Afternoon Crumbs
Miley Cyrus and her dude friend went to the pool and made it waaaaaaay too easy – The Superficial
Gay porn star Erik Rhodes has passed away at the age of 30 – OMG Blog
Minka Kelly did not get a callback for the role of Jake Gyllenhaal’s next beard – Lainey Gossip
Presenting One Orientation’s “That Makes You Homosexual” – Towleroad
Sofia Vergara’s dude sounds like a good time – Celebitchy
The secret ingredient in the fountain of youth is PHOTOSHOP! – The Berry
Chloe Sevigny with that fake peen she hated so much, and yes, I’d hit it – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Let’s just assume the paps were there to take pictures of that adorable dog, because why in the hell would they be there for Ashley Tisdale? – Hollywood Tuna
Mr. Schu got buzzed – ICYDK
Cheryl Cole has Mufasa hair – Popoholic
Which jeans and basic tank did Jennifer Aniston wear in Paris today? – Popsugar
BREAKING: The world’s most HATED woman gets her own gas! – Just Jared
Courteney Cox should file for divorce from her plastic surgeon next – IDLYITW
Lil Wayne made a 5-year-old girl cry and surprisingly it wasn’t because of his face – Crunk + Disorderly
This is Baby Luca’s way of telling Hilary Duff to quit it with putting his mug on Twitter – SOW
“I believe I can fly……to somewhere where the IRS won’t find my stupid ass” – R. Kelly – Hollywood Rag
Just a whole lot of shaved pussay – Cityrag
Tommy Girl is hanging up Stepford Katie’s turkey baster – I’m Not Obsessed
(Picture via FameFlynet)