"Smell My Finger"
Here's People showing us the EXCLUSIVO picture of Camila Alves and Matthew McConaughey's wedding they got in exchange for a bag of purple haze ganja and a bongo drum that doubles as a bong.
Camila paid tribute to the most intimate and authentic wedding of our time by wearing a Kuntrashian-approved diamond headband and she also wore the JcPenney lace overlay tablecloth my abuelita had on her dresser under the Jesus hugging a crucifix porcelain statue she got at Pic 'N' Save. Sadly, the Texas T-Rex didn't wear a sleeveless tuxedo t-shirt, but he did make me bliss the fuck out by giving this statement. We know WHO smoked that bouquet up after the ceremony.
"We decided to embrace the ritual of marriage as an opportunity and adventure we'll take together."
Translation: "I'M BAKED, MAN."
I wish I was baked too, because that might make it easier for me to deal with that L.A. Looks gel in his hair and that picture that makes him look like Fire Marshall Bill after getting a graft from a dehydrated apricot. But I do love the tender "I'm going to poke at you to see if you're real-life or a figment of my shroom-induced hallucination" pose.
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 12:49pm.
LOL. You mean the guy who is now pitching for the Giants? I know it's not really him but damn if they aren't twins.
LOL at the stupid face.
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Hahahahaha Chiri and *der*!! hahahahaha
I'm wondering if the photoshopping is what is making him look different here.
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This guy.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gTYAUpJV78o/Tan9mTzCYxI/AAAAAAAACsQ/jdrKmkOgmj...
He would always touch his face and make the stupid face right after.
even the way they covered him up with the words on the cover makes his arm look like it's so short!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
ahahhahah CHIRI! and waves his little arms in the air!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I wonder if T-rex roars like godzilla when he has the sexs. Ok I need more coffee.
Coma Caca!
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Provy: the skinny young kid?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
no shit, huh guys...I took it at face value that she's a real model.
it's just like Pretty Woman...how beautiful *sob* :'(
Lucifer_Sam & NOT IMPRESSED -- I read virtually every fashion magazine there is and I have never seen this woman model anything, so much for her being a model. I think you're right; she became a model after dating T-Rex, much like she became a purse designer and TV show host. I think she's fug, too.
Liked How to Lose A Guy in 10 days & Sahara. The Lincoln Lawyer looks good.
We used to have a drinking game in college where you would drink whenever the main kid in Dazed in Confused made that "stupid face".
ah I see we have a real T_Rex fan in the house! LOL @ M.E. I prefer my stoners more authentic a la Woody Harrelson...
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I like T-Rex. My fav movies of him are:
Dazed and Confused
A Time To Kill
U-571
Reign of Fire
Sahara
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Fools Gold
Two for the Money
Tropic Thunder
He was in Contact.
Jesus, his imdb is pitiful. smh.
I liked him in that one movie with Kate Hudson when they were looking for gold or some shit like that.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Yam yam? I learned that from Mr. Peterman!
Well, I've been dragged all over the place
I've taken hits time just don't erase
And, baby, I can see that you've been fucked with too
But that don't mean your lovin days are through
Modern Romance
I can't embrace anything lace. I thought they were hippies probably having a celebration under the moon, dancing naked. Baby Jesus is confused by this wedding.
Coma Caca!
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the only movie I really liked him in was Dazed and Confused
was he in someother movies????
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
smell my finger!?! bwhahahahaha
oh honey, after two kids, why bother? just sign on the wavy line down at city hall and be done with it. I can't believe that anyone gives a fuck about these two getting hitched enough to make the cover of any magazine except, High Times...
If he had a hit career he wouldn't be on People getting married. I'm sure he's very conflicted because selling out and embracing capitalism has to be against something for him. Or something.
The bodice of her gown is gorgeous, but that headpiece has GOT to GO. And he's not looking good, I hope he's not sick - I like him. He could be my nekkid ass nekkid bong (typo and it stays) neighbor any day!
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That's her actual dress?
But I do love the tender "I'm going to poke at you to see if you're real-life or a figment of my shroom-induced hallucination" pose. <<< LMAO
I have to give props to a bride who doesn't go strapless. Gorgeous dress.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 12:23pm.
hahahahaa!! fuckin Peterman
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Her dress is GORGEOUS. I'm surprised that many of those bridal/wedding show have not done epsisdes on Brazilian and other South American weddings. Y'all want to see traditional extravaganzas? they almost beat Indian weddings, almost.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 12:17pm.
Right? Maybe that is why I was shocked. It has to feel 110 in Austin right now (if that is not already the actual temperature). Although that is probably just the church gown. LOL.
I know but didn't they get married in the backyard? so what's up with the church gown? I can only imagine it's hot like an oven in TX right now...I'd freaking die in that thing.
that's like the kind of gown you wear to a cathedral wedding in September or October.
they had the guests camped out in TENTS for Pete's sake and she's wearing a ultra formal church wedding gown? kinda weird.
I bet Camilla compromised on getting married in a church but insisted on the proper gown. it's all good as long as you're married, right Cammy? ;)
LOL Jack, *chasing that dragon*
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 12:07pm.
skinny fat: JINX!
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huh?
Yeah, why is he pointing/poking at her like that? At least he's looking at her face and not her boobs. That's refreshing in a wedding photo.
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Matthew looks like he lost a lot of weight, I hope it is for a movie and not for health reasons.
She is very pretty. I think the dress is lovely. She has two of his kids. Why not get married? I think she has proven her love and loyalty to him and he might as well poke it with one woman only... he's not a young stud anymore.
Congrads to them!
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Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 12:17pm.
Right? Maybe that is why I was shocked. It has to feel 110 in Austin right now (if that is not already the actual temperature). Although that is probably just the church gown. LOL.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 12:16pm.
She began calling herself a """model""" after hooking up with him. Apparently she was a maid or something when they met.
*rolls eyes* Oh, of course. That actually makes a LOT more sense, LOL!
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Douchechill!
Looks like he's on the smack... white palace... the chinaman's nightcap... yam-yam...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
sushi you are kicking ass and taking names today! I also love how you slayed Ashanti in the Blind Items post.
"Pull My Finger" PSSSSFFFFFTTTTTTTTT
The headdress looks weird from that angle. Like one of those sun visors tourists wear at themeparks. I like her veil and dress though.
Matthew's hair is awful, but the picture of them together is rather cute.
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that's an awful lot of gown for Austin, TX in June
Holy going baldini specialini head there Matt!!!
This guy was voted sexiest man of the year..bahawahaaaaaaa!!!!
He looks like fucking ASS!! Big giant nose and balding....NICE..
Sorry this pic has me laughing my head off!!
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 12:12pm.
She's honestly fug. I don't know how she ever became a model. She doesn't look particularly tall or thin, either.
She began calling herself a """model""" after hooking up with him. Apparently she was a maid or something when they met.
Embrace the ritual of marriage.
What the fuck kind of statement is that? Makes it sound like they sort of begrudgingly went into a marriage.
I've never thought this guy was even remotely hot. He's gotten fuglier as he aged too and he's a fucking loon.
I'm so glad women are moving away from sleeveless wedding gowns.
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I think the cover is just a shitty picture of the two of them.
She's honestly fug. I don't know how she ever became a model. She doesn't look particularly tall or thin, either.
He looks like sickly crap. I thought weed gave you the munchies...
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 12:06pm.
New wacko theory. He's ill and married her so she and the kids will have important inheritance/legal rights if he kicks the bucket. Not that I HOPE for that, because he seems like an okay guy, if not a bit flakey. But he doesn't look right. He's reminding me of Patrick Swayze when he was sick.
All I see is meth face.
But I hope he's not terminally sick or anything.
Not these two uglies again.
Wow, what the hell happened to him?
"that L.A. Looks gel in his hair and that picture that makes him look like Fire Marshall Bill after getting a graft from a dehydrated apricot"
Perfect description, as usual, MK!