Portia De Rossi Is The New Lily Munster
The complete mind fuck that is the American Horror Story-like makeover of The Munsters called Mockingbird Lane continues to fuck minds with the casting of Lily Munster. Bryan Singer and Bryan Fuller, who are responsible for the reboot, should've cast Colleen Williams or Joe Perry as Lily since they both already have the hair for it, but they cast Mandy Rogers (glamorized stage name: Portia De Rossi) instead.
Deadline says that Portia got the role after ABC Studios refused to let Lorena from True Blood out of her contract with that Devious Maids mess, which might be headed for Lifetime. Yeah, so Lorena from True Blood is totally farting in somebody's coffee mug today. Portia will put on a luscious skunk wig to play Lily alongside Jerry O'Connell as Herman, Eddie Izzard as Grandpa Munster, Charity Wakefield as Marilyn and Mason Cook as Eddie. The pilot for NBC apparently started shooting yesterday.
Just like the time my friend put a white trash daiquiri (an orange Icee and Bacardi) in front of me, Mockingbird Lane sort of weirds me out but I could get into it. Well, if anything at least I get to see Portia dragged up as a goth chola who listens to way too much Morrissey.
Here's Ellen DeGeneres and Portia looking like the first place and runner-up of a David Spade look-alike contest while walking around in L.A. the other day.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 2:27pm.
haha It's amazing the things you'll do or suck for someone with a bazillion dollars.
I imagine Ellen trying to be all sessy and shit doin that annoying dance she does to get Portia in the mood. Portia earns every penny. now excuse me while I hurl...
Submitted by SalmaNella on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 2:37pm.
Ellen's face looks like a chipmunk and her dentures are too big. She looks like one of the old peepaws that go for coffee at Dennys
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LOL!!! Everytime I see her Revlon(?) commercials I shudder at her highlighted downturned wrinkly mouth.
How they make her look uglier for a makeup commercial is beyond me.
Whamo I have often wondered how that works myself. I blame alcohol
Lol @ David Spade. He was on Kimmel last nite & JK was doing side by side pics with Brad Pitt. Sad for Brad!
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 2:36pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 2:27pm.
I have a hard time liking Portia Potty because I have a hard time liking Ellen and can't imagine a pretty woman wanting to like on Ellen's dried up raisin of a clit.
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LOL! raisin clit. Good one.
Well if that raisin clit comes attached to millions of dollars you'd be surprised about how good it tastes.
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Attached to a million dollars I'd be licking a grey plum clit. :P
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 2:36pm.
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Ellen's face looks like a chipmunk and her dentures are too big. She looks like one of the old peepaws that go for coffee at Dennys
Submitted by SalmaNella on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 2:27pm.
I have a hard time liking Portia Potty because I have a hard time liking Ellen and can't imagine a pretty woman wanting to like on Ellen's dried up raisin of a clit.
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LOL! raisin clit. Good one.
Well if that raisin clit comes attached to millions of dollars you'd be surprised about how good it tastes.
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Attached to a million dollars I'd be licking a grey plum clit. :P
Submitted by SalmaNella on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 2:29pm.
Well if that raisin clit comes attached to millions of dollars you'd be surprised about how good it tastes.
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It's probably been re-hydrated back into a grape by now. :))
ew stinky fish parade!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I love Eddie Izzard, but Jerry O'Connell looks fucking freak me out. I never saw "Arrested Development" or anything else with Portia in it so I really want to be fair to her, but I can't help but think being Ellen's gf had something to do with casting. Just saying. Ellen is pretty powerful in Hollywood.
Yvonne DeCarlo was a movie sex symbol who aged herself into television and was quite comfortable with comedy. That's what they should have cast. Phoebe Price!
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 2:27pm.
I have a hard time liking Portia Potty because I have a hard time liking Ellen and can't imagine a pretty woman wanting to like on Ellen's dried up raisin of a clit.
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LOL! raisin clit. Good one.
Well if that raisin clit comes attached to millions of dollars you'd be surprised about how good it tastes.
I suppose. *shrug*
I have a hard time liking Portia Potty because I have a hard time liking Ellen and can't imagine a pretty woman wanting to like on Ellen's dried up raisin of a clit.
Let go of her hand, Ellen. She's not a toddler and can cross the street by herself.
Portia looks... not like herself. She looks good, but I'd never have guessed it was her. Looks vaguely Zellweger-ish. She looks very healthy and happy, though.
And this Munsters fuckery? I'm ignoring it. That is just plain stupid and you couldn't pay me to waste my time.
The smile, the hair, the big round glasses....she looks like Renee Zelwhatever.
Fuck this stupid show.
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She looks like shit.
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looking like the first place and runner-up of a David Spade look-alike contest
ahahahahha MK what would we do with out you!!!!
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LOL @ the David Spade look-alike contest.
Portia use to be quite feminine looking and now she is looking more and more like Ellen. She has lost her identity completely