Open Post: Hosted By Madge’s Nalgas

Everybody in Milan better hang horseshoes from their nipples and protect their eyeballs with evil-eye sunglasses, because I have a feeling that Madge will open a box of dark-sidedness by flashing her sith holocron crotch (sith holocrotch?) at her show tomorrow night. I mean, I am sensing a shameless theme here.

Madge flashed tit faucet at her show in Turkey on Thursday night and during her show in Rome last night, she showed the audience what cracking nutsacks with her nalgas has done to her 53-year-old ass. So yeah, nipple in Turkey, ass cheeks in Rome, madgepoon in Milan, feed from a live colon cam in Florence and after that she’ll just start showing audiences x-rays of her internal organs.

Some whores have been saying shit about this picture like “Granny cut her Metamucil with vodka again!” and “Save it for strip poker night at Shady Pines, granny!” First of all, Madge has the body of a roided-up hairless cat and not the body of a typical granny. Second of all, Madge might be a 105-year-old vampire, but she’s not a granny yet. Third of all, if your granny got up on the table and flashed her lace thong Depends, you’d throw caramel squares at her while showering her with praise for representing the family name right! I know I would. But my abuelita would never do that. If she wanted to flash anything, she’d have to take off the sofa throw she wears over her shoulders, take off both cardigans and by the time she was about to take off the t-shirt she wears over her housedress, she’d be ready for a cold compress and a nap.

via UsWeekly (Thanks, Becky)