Man Ass Galore: The NSFWish Magic Mike Trailer
FINALLY! Those Magic Mike hos realized that what's really going to sell this Showgirls with floppy dicks mess isn't a stupid plot nobody cares about or a dumb ass annoying girl, it's oiled up man ass. (Side Whisper: Why, hello there, John Travolta. I know you're here since you have "oiled up man ass" in your Google alerts.) Press the mute button on this shit unless you really want a side of RiRi's goat yodel with your man ass. Then hit pause at 0:10 to see Alex Pettyfer's ass, then again at 0:12 to see Matt Boner face hump a lady, then again at 0:31 to see Pettyfer pout with both lips, then again at 0:46 to see a shadow of Big Dick Richie's prosthetic peen, then again at 0:52 to see some Texas T-Rex ass and finally hit the double lines at 0:54 for Channing Tatum's sideways smile. If you need me, I'll be trying to find a way to make holograms of all those screen grabs to put under the lid of my coffin.
via Queerty
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@Swarm
Cocktails during, too! *making plans to successfully smuggle chilled shooters into my purse* WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:07pm.
The theaters will be filled with gay men and under-serviced middle-aged women.
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Which is pretty much the audience at a live male strip show.
*leaves Fifty Shades triology on bedstand,slides feet into crocs, fastens fanny pack stuffed with four 100 calorie snacks over mom jeans and heads to Walmart to purchase vinyl-strap lawn chair to set up outside movie theater in anticipation of opening night*
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
I need to buy one of those disguises - you know, the eyeglasses with a fake nose and moustache attached - so that I can go see this movie and be able to not die of embarrassment when someone spots me jacking off at that back of the cinema when Boner comes onscreen.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:08pm.
@Swarm
Not that there is anything wrong with that!
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It'll be cocktails and cool-downs after, darling.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
Straight men are gonna make out like bandits with this film without ever having to see it. They are gonna find sports bars as near as possible to theaters, and just wait as the movie ends and the theater cuts loose with the fury of hundreds of thirsty and horny womenz. Trust.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Ugh, Jesus, I cannot function with this man's hotness in existence.
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/69692272.html?page=3#comments
LOLing at the shoes though.
Yeah baby.......
Wait, who was the nekkid guy with the huge thighs at the end?
I was invited to see the Chippendales back in the late 80's. It was then that I realized that I prefer females. Yeah, sometimes I feel like a nut but most times I don't
@Swarm
Not that there is anything wrong with that!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
The theaters will be filled with gay men and under-serviced middle-aged women.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
Yummy!
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
I had wanted to see this movie until I realized it was a boring love story about how strippers have feelings, too. If you watch the regular trailer you will know what I mean. I have a feeling the movie isn't that exciting.
Hekki you're not alone! Imma go see this by myself. In the middle of the day, at a theatre nowhere near where I live. And I won't admit it to anyone but you hors.
Grinned like a foolio the whole time. Maybe I can find some raunchy moms to have some drinks and go see this with me. It looks dreadful, but could be fun under the right conditions.
Alas, I don't know any women like that anymore. Goddammit.
omg THAT GIRL IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING!
Good Cod. *licks computer screen and applies cold compresses to my heaving breasticles*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
blah blah blha... fucking ken doll bodies... until somone had a whip or a cane and i went "yes, pleeeaaasssse!"
also, tha rhianna song reminds me of the last time i was in england me and dolly took pills and wound up in bed together. yes please, more of of that. grrr...
Yeah, the phoney chick story will put this immediately into the DVD catagory
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
oh honey thank you! ass buns and donkey meat yes honey!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Okay, I had to rewind that at least 5 times to figure out who was showing what. Definitely not a pro.
I never really got off on strippers. Now, I may have to make an exception for Matt Bomer. Yummmm.....
Jesus Michael K., you timed this fucker down to the wire!!