Man Ass Galore: The NSFWish Magic Mike Trailer
FINALLY! Those Magic Mike hos realized that what's really going to sell this Showgirls with floppy dicks mess isn't a stupid plot nobody cares about or a dumb ass annoying girl, it's oiled up man ass. (Side Whisper: Why, hello there, John Travolta. I know you're here since you have "oiled up man ass" in your Google alerts.) Press the mute button on this shit unless you really want a side of RiRi's goat yodel with your man ass. Then hit pause at 0:10 to see Alex Pettyfer's ass, then again at 0:12 to see Matt Boner face hump a lady, then again at 0:31 to see Pettyfer pout with both lips, then again at 0:46 to see a shadow of Big Dick Richie's prosthetic peen, then again at 0:52 to see some Texas T-Rex ass and finally hit the double lines at 0:54 for Channing Tatum's sideways smile. If you need me, I'll be trying to find a way to make holograms of all those screen grabs to put under the lid of my coffin.
via Queerty
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 10:24pm.
Too bad all of the hilarious dlisted bitches couldn't get together, rent a theater and have MK emcee a personal showing of this movie. How great would that be?
*SIGH...I guess I can dream*
I WOULD SO BE THERE!!!!!
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ME TOO! The mental image of a theater-full of dlisted's best females snarks will lull me to sleep tonight!
If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 11:39pm.
CSG,
I'd be willing to book a flight to NYC for a private screening with MK providing commentary ala MST3K.
I can see the weed smoke filled theater now...*sigh*
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LaChay - I would pay to charter the freaking plane that would take all of us to the theater...omg, picture the weed, booze, snark, PMS'ing that would go on. And that would just be from Sucky. Once the rest of us bitches got there, all bets would be off.
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:48pm.
I don't think gay men like strip shows where women act like idiots. In fact some gay clubs with strippers are starting to ban bachelorette parties. One in LA went so far as "no heterosexual couples". Lots of arguing back-and-forth on that on the web.
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um, may wanna check your facts doc-that club has banned bachelorette parties has done so in protest of the ban on same sex marriage, not due to the way women behave but hey, nice try to bad mouth teh crazy womenz!
Submitted by zestyfuzz on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:02pm.
I had wanted to see this movie until I realized it was a boring love story about how strippers have feelings, too. If you watch the regular trailer you will know what I mean. I have a feeling the movie isn't that exciting.
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Wot! Strippers have feelings? I dont want to know! JUST SHAKE YOUR ASS IN MY FACE AND GRIND!!!
CSG,
I'd be willing to book a flight to NYC for a private screening with MK providing commentary ala MST3K.
I can see the weed smoke filled theater now...*sigh*
Somewhere Demi is doing whip-its and rocking back and forth telling herself she did this already so why are they getting all the credit??
cock tease.
or should i also say clit tease...
watevers, this movie will still be filled with their stupid girlfriends story, i demand they cut all that shit out and just reduce the movie from 1.30 hours to 30 minutes of naked men flesh.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 10:24pm.
Too bad all of the hilarious dlisted bitches couldn't get together, rent a theater and have MK emcee a personal showing of this movie. How great would that be?
*SIGH...I guess I can dream*
I WOULD SO BE THERE!!!!!
Yes, Evil Shoe...my gift to myself will be this slice of man meat!
WoOt GG! Your birthday!
Hi Vern!
It's the bridge from the Tierra Verde area (near Fort DeSote Park) to Saint Pete Beach. They started tearing it down about two months ago though. They are replacing it with a non-draw bridge and making it four lanes. I liked the bridge but the backups are horrendous at rush hour when some big ass yacht would come rolling through taking their sweet time. It's over by the Don Caesar (sp?) hotel.
Ok, I know I blasted this as the cinematic piece of shit that it is before but now with that clip...Ima go see it. Shit it comes out on my birfday so why not? Man ass!
Ebil Shoe-
Pinellas bridge, is that the pedestrian bridge? Lived briefly in Largo area.
Not sure of where you mean.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
MK HOW am I gonna win the caption contest when you have your wisdom-toofless head up Magic Mike's ass?????
Focus Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
I'm watching this mess because I watched them film the bridge jumping scene (Pinellas Bayway Bridge!).
Fine, I wanna see man meat too. *hangs head*
Louise -- wanna go and see it? Boy, would we make fun of it!
@Saphris
*goes back to check*
Who is this Channing person of which we are speaking?
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
YAAAS
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It's already tax time again!? Guess I gotta get my trusted tax adviser, Stephen King, on the phone STAT.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 8:59pm.
...Alas, I don't know any women like that anymore. Goddammit.
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Sure you do. But we're all here on the D. : )
isn't that channing's ass at 0:10 interrogating the girl?
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."
Oh yes, I am SO seeing this and I am NOT apologizing for it.
*droools*
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
There are not enough "HOLY FUCKS" in the English language to describe the drool-factor of this trailer.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
@Illum
I don't think that people (as has been said before, the majority being a combo of gay men and straight women) will be taking in this movie at a theater for its potential award-winning quality. It just sounds like the perfect recipe for having 90 minutes worth of unabashed, juvenile and harmless fun. Again, not that there is anything wrong with that! *wiggles eyebrows and looks for ass paddle*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Ok i decided that it will be good to see this. Not because Channing is nice to look at from the neck down, and because there will be lots of bare man torsos glistening under a disco light as their bodies gyrate to techno beats. But because it is so rare for a film to have so much eye candy for women!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!
Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:51pm.
Don't forget the mini Sutter Home bottles of Chardonnay and this (http://compare.ebay.com/like/350211264092?var=lv<yp=AllFixedPriceItemT...) lovely Channing Tatum T shirt
EDIT: DAMMIT! The tshirt doesn't show up but it has a picture of his face and says something like #1 FAN Always or something cheesy
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Ahahahahahahaha - the t-shirt showed up when I clicked on it. And I hate to admit it, but I saw Channing on some talk show (Jay, Dave, Jimmy or the chav with the funny accent - can't remember), and he was pretty likable. Not enough to pay full-price to see the movie, but I'll def try to talk the girls into going to a matinee on a Saturday and out for maggy-ritas afterwards for a laugh.
And mini-charddy's are absolutely included in the invite! Too bad all of the hilarious dlisted bitches couldn't get together, rent a theater and have MK emcee a personal showing of this movie. How great would that be?
*SIGH...I guess I can dream*
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
I am so seeing this.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:07pm.
The theaters will be filled with gay men and under-serviced middle-aged women.
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Who are you calling middle aged? -_-
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LOL. And why assume that the middle aged are underserviced? I know quite a few 20-and 30-somethings that could use a damn good lay.
Looks like a good dollar movie in an icy cool theatre on a hot afternoon.
I see the cut the woman's part down in this clip as compared to the last clip.
I kinda wish Johnny Depp and Skarsgard were in this (just for s#*ts and giggles).
Well, it's supposed to be funny- unlike the unintentionally heelarious Showgirls. And whatever the fuck that stripper movie was that Demi showed her enhanced melons in. That was a fucking trainwreck. It didn't know whether or not it wanted to be a comedy or a drama.
This is just man ass, and you can never have too much of that.
Can't watch the video dammit!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:48pm.
I know my men are planning on going, but in a group where they can "ohhh" and "ahhh" while throwing shade on the fraus in peace. I will be giving this film a miss.
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Submitted by whippersnapper on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:49pm.
Am I the only straight female that can't stand male strippers?
I'm not into watching strippers, though I did enjoy talking to the male strippers in gay clubs when I was working in HIV prevention. Since I wasn't of interest for fun or cash I had a great time hanging out with them when they were on break and sitting around in their thongs. A lot of tea can be served during those breaks.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 8:59pm.
I would totally go with you if we lived near each other. I think we would have a ball, especially if we went to one of those movie theaters that serve booze.
Okay- this movie is going to suck but fuckit, I'm going. There's lots of nice man meat in there! And hoodeedoo, Wooderson finally got a job as a stripper! Guess that junior college thing didn't work out for him...
You know, people are inundated with porn and salacious advertising all day, anytime, and it's free. And this is the best hollywood could do? We just went through 911 and two wars and all hollywood could do was stupid reality shows. But don't blame hollywood. Art imitates life and they are just catering to this generation of unthinking petty idiots. I won't watch this crap. People get what they deserve. This generation is doomed. Idiocracy!
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:07pm.
The theaters will be filled with gay men and under-serviced middle-aged women.
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I may not be a gay man or middle-aged, but damn right I'm under-serviced. I'll probably be there, even though I think men gyrating like that is not manly to me. I'd go for the man ass.
I bet MK probably has his own edited version on a loop.
Lucifer, on your next birthday, I'm sending you a private Boner Copper Stripogram. Be a bad girl...
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:15pm.
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:07pm.
The theaters will be filled with gay men and under-serviced middle-aged women.
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Which is pretty much the audience at a live male strip show.
*leaves Fifty Shades triology on bedstand,slides feet into crocs, fastens fanny pack stuffed with four 100 calorie snacks over mom jeans and heads to Walmart to purchase vinyl-strap lawn chair to set up outside movie theater in anticipation of opening night*
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Don't forget the mini Sutter Home bottles of Chardonnay and this (http://compare.ebay.com/like/350211264092?var=lv<yp=AllFixedPriceItemT...) lovely Channing Tatum T shirt
EDIT: DAMMIT! The tshirt doesn't show up but it has a picture of his face and says something like #1 FAN Always or something cheesy
Am I the only straight female that can't stand male strippers?
My friends got me one for my birthday a few years ago while all of the guys were on the other side of the house watching boxing.
I got up and went and watched the fight with the guys.
<"Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:07pm.
The theaters will be filled with gay men">
I'm not so sure. Before you get gay porn on a click of the internet, possibly. I don't think gay men like strip shows where women act like idiots. In fact some gay clubs with strippers are starting to ban bachelorette parties. One in LA went so far as "no heterosexual couples". Lots of arguing back-and-forth on that on the web.
Anyway, the backers of this movie have to know they'll make their money on DVD sales about 3 weeks after it debuts "in cinemas".
Oh my. I might need to see this on a large screen. And I'll have to go alone cause none of my friends will be willing to go.
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"off brand work out sneakers"?
Ninja if I want to wear Spalding’s, ProWings, and Bobos to the gym, that's my damn business.
Bitch, I'm working out... Not doing daily cunt-nastics via Twitter.”
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:40pm.
:O Oh how cruelly you tease me!
Submitted by doncorleone on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:26pm.
Hahaha you're welcome ;o) I actually missed it first time I watched the whole vid and had just begun to bemoan the lack of Boner.
Lucifer, you can probably pre-order this, you know? OLOL *where, where?*
#1BonerNoDisguise
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Hello, THIS is how you sell it! MK, so it's safe to say you *handily* approve of the trailer? Ya, me too, LMAO at dissecting every glimpse of man ass... lollol Don't care who goes to see it or streams it, they're all fine! *gags at T-Rex* ;P
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Meh, not that interested.
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:17pm.
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:07pm.
The theaters will be filled with under-serviced middle-aged women.
This isn't 50 shades of shit TYVM
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Yeah, but the 50 Shades crowd gravitates towards anything that causes their thighs to twitch. They aren't invested in any kind of scene; they just follow whatever happens to be trending each month. This movie may actually kill their interest in vanilla bdsm and send them back to fruity drinks and groping male strippers on ladies' nights at some strip mall club the way they did in the late 80s.
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mmmm mmmm
*feels thighs twitching*
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:17pm.
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:07pm.
The theaters will be filled with under-serviced middle-aged women.
This isn't 50 shades of shit TYVM
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Yeah, but the 50 Shades crowd gravitates towards anything that causes their thighs to twitch. They aren't invested in any kind of scene; they just follow whatever happens to be trending each month. This movie may actually kill their interest in vanilla bdsm and send them back to fruity drinks and groping male strippers on ladies' nights at some strip mall club the way they did in the late 80s.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
Lucifer_Sam -
OMG I watched that snippet, thanks for getting me riled up you naughty whore!!
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:07pm.
The theaters will be filled with gay men and under-serviced middle-aged women.
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Who are you calling middle aged? -_-
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:07pm.
The theaters will be filled with under-serviced middle-aged women.
This isn't 50 shades of shit TYVM