Man Ass Galore: The NSFWish Magic Mike Trailer
FINALLY! Those Magic Mike hos realized that what's really going to sell this Showgirls with floppy dicks mess isn't a stupid plot nobody cares about or a dumb ass annoying girl, it's oiled up man ass. (Side Whisper: Why, hello there, John Travolta. I know you're here since you have "oiled up man ass" in your Google alerts.) Press the mute button on this shit unless you really want a side of RiRi's goat yodel with your man ass. Then hit pause at 0:10 to see Alex Pettyfer's ass, then again at 0:12 to see Matt Boner face hump a lady, then again at 0:31 to see Pettyfer pout with both lips, then again at 0:46 to see a shadow of Big Dick Richie's prosthetic peen, then again at 0:52 to see some Texas T-Rex ass and finally hit the double lines at 0:54 for Channing Tatum's sideways smile. If you need me, I'll be trying to find a way to make holograms of all those screen grabs to put under the lid of my coffin.
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I want this to be the dude version of Showgirls.
I do not want this to be the stripper version of Top Gun or Officer and a Gentleman. There is no need for a love story.
Oh, and I am upset with myself for finding Joe Manjello (yes I know I misspelled it) as hot as I find him. I normally do not like meatheads, but that dude is like a new car I just want to drive.
Submitted by remedy_ on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 3:03am.
dlisted fans in new york should all meet up to see it together in the city. that would be so awesome! & get drinks after or something
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I'm there.
Now, onto the trailer.
I've never been to a male strip club simply for the thought: If I'm not friends with it, I don't want it swingin' in my face.
And I'm sorry, I just don't like when guys are completely shaven. It's a turn off :(
Although Channing Tatum would get it. Hard.
That being said I wanna get schwasted on red wine and go to the theaters to see this.
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Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 1:00pm.
P.S. Men with really long cocks just scare me. I want to have sex, not be stabbed to death. *LOL*
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LMAO!!
I finally broke down and watched the video.
I can't watch that in front of other people. *LOL* I will have to wait until it comes out on DVD.
P.S. Men with really long cocks just scare me. I want to have sex, not be stabbed to death. *LOL*
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
I've now watched this clip 10x.
*sigh*
I'm pathetic.
Oh yeahhhh...I do like male strippers. But I wouldn't like being in a crowd watching that. Maybe I'll watch it when it comes out on video. :)
I like a hot guy just as much as anyone, but I don't like male strippers. My brother was one and he is just skeevy. Just gross.
*watches trailer again*
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Submitted by zestyfuzz on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:02pm.
I had wanted to see this movie until I realized it was a boring love story about how strippers have feelings, too. If you watch the regular trailer you will know what I mean. I have a feeling the movie isn't that exciting.
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Wot! Strippers have feelings? I dont want to know! JUST SHAKE YOUR ASS IN MY FACE AND GRIND!!!
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OMG! I just choked on my coffee GG. HAHAHAHAHA!! HOR!
Since I am a shameless whore, I will be sitting front and center for this movie.
Um... now I REALLY want to see this movie!!!
And...there goes my productivity for the day! Thanks, Michael K. Wowsa! Hope it is as "good" as Showgirls-Cinema magic. Yes!
If truth is beauty, then we are all hideous monsters.
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Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 7:47am.
Oh I thought you meant chocolate as in a drink of hot chocolate after the show, and I didn't really know where you were going with it. But I agree that this film could use a few more flavours.
I vote for Idris and Jason Momoa.
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The past, present and future all walk into a bar... it was really tense.
Oy. O_O
I'll see this, altho I'm quite sure it'll never be in cinemas here (Finland yay).
Mostly because Man-jello. Christ on a fucking bike, that man is hhhot.
Ok. I just watched this again in slow motion. Joe Man-jello in the firefighter uniform and flopping his gigantic dick behind the curtain almost made me pass out. Where do I get tickets for this? Is there a live version.
Channing is sexy though...
Joe Manjello could make me squeal louder than a baby pig. That man is 10000000 percent fine!! I would have sex with him on the Thanksgiving Day dinner table in front of my whole family...Lawd...
Channing is a hot boy too...
We went to one of those black male stripper events a couple of years ago. It was NASTY!!! Those guys could move, had some tight bodies, and some big damn dicks. However, I did not want them to touch me...
The other women there were pure damn comedy. I don't think they had seen a dick in 20 years.
Getting some girlfriends, getting reservations in the balcony section where we can drink wine and admire and laugh our asses off.
WHY WONT IT LET ME WATCH DAMN YOU INTERNET
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Will be waiting for this On Demand to watch in privacy. Well, maybe with someone who has smelling salts at the ready.
Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 7:47am.
Oh I thought you meant chocolate as in a drink of hot chocolate after the show, and I didn't really know where you were going with it. But I agree that this film could use a few more flavours.
why are there women in this movie? when will this movie stream on netflix...it's the only way i'll ever admit to watching this...
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Roseanne Barr
For my 21st birthday, my girlfriends took me to a strip club. It was filled with 40 year old women who apparently had been locked away without sex for years. Anyway, one of my friends had Chocolate (which this film is missing, btw. There is alway a 'Chocolate' or 'Midnight Magic' at the strip club). Anyway, he was foine, but I was still rather virginal and was sooo embarrassed. Not really my thing. I think I can wait till this comes on Netflix.
ETA: Chocolate gave me a lap dance.
Watching that I feel neither female or male cause it didn't appeal to me AT ALL!! I'm curious though what kind of box office it will pull in. It will be funny if it's a huge hit week after week! The new "Titanic"!
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell: "The shots of the man-peaches were hot but all those stink-fish were a total turn-off!"
I must agree.
It's like when they have to inject a romantic plot line into an action movie. Why? We want to see action, not kissyface.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 10:44pm.
HEY I was asking for you the other day. Haven't seen you around in ages!
@baconslut.. not a big deal, the first cop that walks in doing all the talking. I much prefer him to pettyfer.
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Submitted by andrea on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:12am.
THEY PUSHED BACK THE RELEASE DATE!!! it was June 29, this says July 11th!
No, that's just the UK release date.
I think it still comes out in US on the 29th.
Men in uniform = awesome.
That is all.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:49pm.
Lucifer, on your next birthday, I'm sending you a private Boner Copper Stripogram. Be a bad girl...
I'll hold you to that - don't forget! ♥
Submitted by whippersnapper on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:49pm.
Am I the only straight female that can't stand male strippers?
No, I cringe when I see them. There is a sense of fun to it, however, that you don't find with female stripping. I'll probably be looking away laughing half the time, but I am definitely seeing this.
The shots of the man-peaches were hot but all those stink-fish were a total turn-off!
dlisted fans in new york should all meet up to see it together in the city. that would be so awesome! & get drinks after or something
I have zero interest in seeing this but I would go see it with all you funny chicks. Male strippers aren't really my thing.
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I hate watching men strip, unless it's my man. I'll definitely watch this movie though. Pretty boy Pettyfer is hot!!!
Holy crap! I might actually have to see this...
@EvilShoe - I wonder if the litigation will rival the 9/11 litigation. I know there were way more victims of exposure involved in 9/11, but as we all know, many of them are getting denied and are dying rapidly! :(
http://www.niehs.nih.gov/about/od/programs/gulfspill/gulfstudy/index.cfm
Night all!
loveylaney, I hear that! Part of that first settlement is for workers (I got a settlement packet last week) and a large group of people opted out I read in the news because some have died from exposure (dispersant? not sure) or have grave conditions now. :(:( They are coming out to my house in a week to do lung function, dust collection, toenail clippings (lol), blood/urine etc. I think they have a website if anyone helped and didn't get paperwork, they can add you to the database. It's for workers or volunteers.
@EvilShoe - I hope they do more than 10 years of testing for you all. A generation + seems more what they should do.
Thank you Vern! It was an adventure up in the Panhandle! I never gave it another thought when it started and they called me in April 2010. I just got my GulfStudy stuff from that part of working, they are studying us for 10 years, you know, in case we glow soon!!
Good night everyone!
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I can rent you a Persian cat that will do this every morning for you. Like clockwork. Will wake you up every time. Excited spraying of cat snot is extra, of course.
Disclosure: No mayo, bologna sandwiches, or Southern men who love curvy blondes are included. Again, extra. ;)
Nite, funny hookerz! Thanks for making another day bearable and awesome!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
I have been face humped on stage by a male stripper. It's sweaty and, honestly, a little painful.
Would do it again.
Submitted by lovelylaney on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:02am.
I may see this via torrent and then deny watching it :P
What I'm more curious about is that Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter movie. I'm thinking WTF every time I see that trailer.
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Laney, my teenage son read the book and said that it was goog. He didnt read the Twitard books or hunger games, so he has decent taste. Haha
THEY PUSHED BACK THE RELEASE DATE!!! it was June 29, this says July 11th!
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I may see this via torrent and then deny watching it :P
What I'm more curious about is that Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter movie. I'm thinking WTF every time I see that trailer.
Thanks Ebil!
That is a bit more south than I was thinking. It may be late, but, thanks also, for all the work you did to help with the oil spills. I never seemed to be around when you were, so could never thank you before. You are teh awesome! :)
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Seriously, MK needs to start planning a D convention. The fucking hilarity would be beyond words.
I am going to bed soon imagining MK opening up the festivities by singing AC/DC's "Big Balls" and everyone bouncing around and joining in.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 11:47pm.
CSG, you paint a lovely picture. If that ever happens, count me in!!!
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LOL, me too. But maybe it's one of those perfect fantasies we should keep as a fantasy - how could reality ever compare?
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
BaconSlut, exactomundo! You are watching for the eye candy, WHO cares about plot? lolol ;P
Twatty, please tell me you wouldn't be giggling throughout this meatfest! HAHAHA
HATS OFF TO SODERBERGH!
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CSG, you paint a lovely picture. If that ever happens, count me in!!!