This Is Just Offensive
At this point, we're all used to wet heaving through our eye holes at Brit Brit looking like she was just crowned Miss People of Walmart, but this is a whole new level of NO. Wheel out the barbecue grill and burn it all. The ozone layer will gladly take the hit. The only place safe for eyes to land on this picture is that cupcake in SPF's hand. The rest is a violation against humanity. I've said before that I'm sort of okay with chirrun wearing Crocs, since those rubber devil hooves are more comfortable than a whale's vagina (apparently), but SPF's mismatched Crocs tell me he has more than one pair in his closet. Why does he have more than one pair of Crocs? That's double the evil. Screw the Boogeyman , the real terror hiding in the bedroom closets of children is Crocs. Call the trailer witch and light the sage. Speaking of evil showing itself through footwear...
What in the HALE kind of GD UGGs are those? Are those knit condoms for UGGs?! It looks like a pair of leg warmers giving birth to tumors. Those are what Lucifer's minions wear when performing "What A Feeling" in the Ninth Circle Ballet. Those UGGs paired with those seriously sophisticated pocket-baring coochie cutters make Brit look like she's halfway through morphing into a dwarf pony.
WHYYYYYYYYYYY to all of this.
Will somebody please buy a box of Popeye's fried chicken chips, find Brit Brit on the streets of Santa Barbara and offer to trade her that deliciousness for those devil's intestines boots? She'll do it and then you can throw that shit into the fire.
via DM
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Her kids spent their toddler years being subjected to their mom's exposed crotch,weave disasters and lunatic rantings, of course they have her Krispy Kreme fashion sense.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
I have a pair of stylish leather knee boots that have this "folded-over" look like Spears' UGGS. Mine are called "dropped shaft" boots. Wonder what MK would make of that description? lol _______________________________________________
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
Dear. God.
You can try all you want, but you'll never polish a turd.
(I can't say anything about SPF 50 or JJ's Saloon, whichever kid that is as kids usually start wanting to dress themselves at around 5).
"WHYYYYYYYYYYY to all of this."---MK
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Because she's a hillbilly and her brain is broken.
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Brit Brit only last form of revenge is the way she grooms/dresses herself. This is like a big fat fuck you to all her controllers.
Can you imagine how bad her Uggs smell? Those things are heinous for people with GOOD feet, and since we know she's trailer trash....ick. nast.
I think we can all agree that Britney can't dress herself, let alone her children.
WHOA those chicken chips look gooooooooooooooooooooooood
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
From the waist down it's a fucking mess.
From the waist up too, apparently.
I wonder how Star would grade this?
Seriously, though, it has to be odd for these kids unless they are just so used to it now....seeing Mom with other people always supervising/babysitting her.