This Is Just Offensive
At this point, we're all used to wet heaving through our eye holes at Brit Brit looking like she was just crowned Miss People of Walmart, but this is a whole new level of NO. Wheel out the barbecue grill and burn it all. The ozone layer will gladly take the hit. The only place safe for eyes to land on this picture is that cupcake in SPF's hand. The rest is a violation against humanity. I've said before that I'm sort of okay with chirrun wearing Crocs, since those rubber devil hooves are more comfortable than a whale's vagina (apparently), but SPF's mismatched Crocs tell me he has more than one pair in his closet. Why does he have more than one pair of Crocs? That's double the evil. Screw the Boogeyman , the real terror hiding in the bedroom closets of children is Crocs. Call the trailer witch and light the sage. Speaking of evil showing itself through footwear...
What in the HALE kind of GD UGGs are those? Are those knit condoms for UGGs?! It looks like a pair of leg warmers giving birth to tumors. Those are what Lucifer's minions wear when performing "What A Feeling" in the Ninth Circle Ballet. Those UGGs paired with those seriously sophisticated pocket-baring coochie cutters make Brit look like she's halfway through morphing into a dwarf pony.
WHYYYYYYYYYYY to all of this.
Will somebody please buy a box of Popeye's fried chicken chips, find Brit Brit on the streets of Santa Barbara and offer to trade her that deliciousness for those devil's intestines boots? She'll do it and then you can throw that shit into the fire.
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Toned *and* doughy simultaneously- how is this even possible?
Perhaps she gets adequate exercise but is sustained on junk food? Lest I forget, this is a Britney Spears thread...
Dog -- no, her legs have always been short & stumpy, the tree trunks you speak of.
Within -- hey, baby!
Trixster -- "cooter shorts" -- LOL!!!
S-e-x-a-y... JLoveH could rock this look too! YAASS Now MK, let's pause back a minute, to consider what kind of specimen would wear "knit condoms"? hmmm ;)
Heard Simon was reconsidering having BritBrit on the show because of the absenteeism though, something's not right with this girl... she needs some rest and TLC!
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I don't get this. Does she have an extra set of stumps she can switch out for photo ops? I ask because in the pics she took for X-Factor, her legs were shapely as hell but here they look like they should be turning on a spit with an apple between the toes. WTF!?
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Sweetas -- I have a feeling you & I would be reaching for a gas mask if we had to be around her & she peeled either her shorts or Uggs off.
Submitted by Naughychimp on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:40pm.
I only have good wishes for her. I think she's sad and troubled and not very bright but doesn't have an unkind bone in her body.
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See, I kinda agree with you...Just let her be who she is. This is it, folks. Always was, always will be. Sorry if you bought into something else. That's what I'm sayin' Bitch has the balls to OWN her white trash even if she chooses to try and keep the crazy swept under the carpet..That's cool. We all do it...Brit-Brit just have a bigger carpet than most of us...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I only have good wishes for her. I think she's sad and troubled and not very bright but doesn't have an unkind bone in her body.
"Wheel out the barbecue grill and burn it all"
Laughed the fk out loud at this. Truth. Can't w/ her
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STOP with the Uggs and shorts thing. It's either cold, or it's hot okay?? And I don't EVEN want to be around when she peels those babies off. *huah huah*
Poor Brit. She needs uniform...like a white t and jeans...make that a black t to hide all the trap spills and a tide to go. Damnable auto correct.
...poor Brit...she's like what, just turned 30?....she could easily pass for early 40s...all the drugs and other challenges have taken a toll....
...I tend to agree more with Vigilant Citizen about what's really gone on with Brit...I think she's more the victim of some kind of MK-Ultra-freaky Disney-style programming than anything else...
...the meltdown we all witnessed and the apparent mental illness that accompanied it, were more than likely the result of all the 'formation' she received at the Disney wh*re factory and the probably-much-worse crap she was subjected to when she reached superstardom...
...I'm just really glad she's still alive and functioning...even tho she looks a bit worse for wear and she's still the subject of various 'handlers', she seems relatively healthy and stable these days...
...best outcome for her would be a nice fade-out to an early retirement to a quiet home life...
...speaking of VC, here's a cool analysis he wrote of the movie 'Josie and the Pussycats'...sounds like it was actually a rather spot on send-up of the music biz....
http://vigilantcitizen.com/moviesandtv/josie-and-the-pussycats-blueprint...
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I'm actually lol at the mis-matched Crocs! We took Toddles to the lake yesterday (neither of us paying attention to his footwear of choice) and he put on NOT ONLY mis-matched flip-flops, but two left shoes from DIFFERENT PAIRS!!!!!
As for the crocheted UGGs, they're a bastardisation (and an abomination) of the Originals. Kill them with fire or wear them at home!
G'on, Britney, let your white trash flag fly! Serious. Sometimes you need you a fried balogne sammich on WonderBread with exta mayo and you ain't afraid to own it! To thine own self be true... RESPECT.
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I just love her legs. They are very toned.
She looks like a hot mess.
I just can't make fun of Brit. I feel really sorry for how her life is handled.
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
I see a toned looking woman.
jackie, I don't think Britney's "team" would ever let her do that. And she's never been bright but I think by now she's been dulled beyond the point of no return.
Ummmm...where to start?
she doesn't have an easy life, that's for sure.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I have no words - BUT I have always felt sad for her, she seems very troubled and unhappy and lost and I think she just looks for people to take care of her, but so far everyone has fucked her over.
But Shit Brit, get a fucking mirror.
If Britney is really ill, why won't she just come out and say it? Be a spokesperson for bipolar disorder or whatever it is. I think people would respect her alot more.
Submitted by Bigbendy: "I has a soft spot in my heart for Britters. She's living with a mental illness that family of barnacles are still sucking her dry. It's a sad, sad life she lives. Just look at her eyes...they are dead."
Me too. I can't say anything bad about her, just don't have it in me.
what in all the fucks?
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She looks like she's ready to go wandering in a trailer park on the moon. I'm starting to think she's an irl troll with these outfits and hair.
I can't read anything right now cos I'm somerhat intoxikated and i'm listening to drunk by ed sheerens ginger.
but why are her legs likte tree trunks? for seriously.?
I has a soft spot in my heart for Britters. She's living with a mental illness that family of barnacles are still sucking her dry. It's a sad, sad life she lives. Just look at her eyes...they are dead.
Brittany has tree trunks for legs, and those Uggs aren't doing them any favors.
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Is she really wearing a choker style necklace with that neck?
I'm waiting for someone to defend those tree trunks with, "She does gymnastics!" and the last gymnastics move she did was when that guy said he wheelbarrowed her. She's 30 now, right
I've always gotten the sense that Britney doesn't give two fucks and I have to admire that. The girl has had a lot of shit happen to her, but she's still standing thanks to medication. I'd be more likely to rip into her if she was a total asshole like Lindsay Lohan, but she's a sweet person by all accounts, so I always wish her well.
Wow, those are some THICK legs. Lay off the cheetos!
Geez I would say she is muscular, not fat.
You know, the only time I think she was free was when she shaved her head. That was a big FU to her mom and all her family parasites. Then they felt her and her money getting away from them and they slapped her down with the law. Now she's their dead-eyed indentured servant. I find it actually disturbing watching this happen in real time.
It was like 94 degrees in my hood yesterday and I'd be one stupid fuck to wear uggs on that heat.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Brit Brit is looking all types of white trash lately....but your hatred of certain shoes is kind of cute MK, I myself prefer shoes that cover feets since most feet or fugly, including mine. But Uggs are ick and crocs are pretty freaking grotesque too. My feet are uglier than all shoes, so what do I do, show them off all the time....I like to torture people what can I say!!!
Home girl has some thick thighs. She used to be so cute.
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"off brand work out sneakers"?
Ninja if I want to wear Spalding’s, ProWings, and Bobos to the gym, that's my damn business.
Bitch, I'm working out... Not doing daily cunt-nastics via Twitter.”
Uggs just don't work on short and thick/muscular legs. Sorry, Brit.
It's funny how her Mom has aged so well, while Britney has looked like complete shit for the last 7 years. At little effort before you leave the house isn't going to kill you, damn.
I think the appeal of Britney is that despite all of her hundreds of million, she doesn't seem all that happy or knowing how to spend that money properly.
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
But, ain't that some kinda man-catchin' outfit in the swamp she was spawned in???
She is a real mess & frankly I feel sorry for her. She supports her entire family
As well as K-feds clan and they really don't want her to get better they all u$e her
to live on easy street. She's been working since she was a young child. It's so
wrong. The new fiancé that Tramwell dude a ditto of her dad & his conservatorship over her. Wtf ?! Mismatched crocs aside on her son Sean the only ones that really love her are her 2 lil boys IMO. Still it's sad to see her like this & she needs help.
"" Oh my heavens , my photo has vanished ! "
"Those are what Lucifer's minions wear when performing "What A Feeling" in the Ninth Circle Ballet" -- Damn, you're on fire today, MK (no pun intended)!!! You are this generation's Oscar Wilde, My Friend...
Wow some things never change...those cooter shorts and uggs bring me back to summer of '04 Britney...
OOoooooh and a thick bitch too!
Oh I just noticed the Crocs. Kids don't get any shade from me.
She's always had the shittiest fashion sense.
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Ugliest outfit ever. Jesus.
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