Thursday, June 14th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 13th!
Presenting Ikea's Goatse collection - Sweetas
Runners-up:
You know what they say!
Sometimes a pussy, sometimes an asshole. - huey
Tired of the hate; KStew sets out to prove, she CAN TOO act her way out of a paper bag. - WTFOMGLOL
Oh shit.
OctoMom is coming out with another porn! Quick, Octochildren, run into your mother's womb and hide in your original egg sacs!!!!!!! - Wanted
via Gizmag (Thanks, Robin)
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The Aniston Collection. One made every time Justin Theroux renews his contract. Hurry, very limited run!
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
Introducing the Kardashian husband selection system. Just pick an asshole that feels just right. Payable in three easy installments of all your dignity, your pride, and of course your balls. Call now, or anytime for that matter, and we'll throw in an omnipresent camera crew just for dialing.
If you overuse the "in bed" joke after you read your fortune, then eventually your bed turns into a fortune cookie.
The Aniston Collection. One dries up every month Hurry only 5 left!
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
Kobe, I said I wanted oysters with pearls, not girls, you dumb jock.
The sphincter winkster.
Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 3:57pm.
THINGS THAT U NEVER EXPECTED TO FIND IN TRAVOLTA'S ASS...
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAhahahahahahaah LOLOLOL
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
New Hershey's Kisses Have Cunts Inside.
Snooki's remaining eggs get up and quit that bitch.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
The Aniston Collection. They spread wide open any time a guy with a publicist walks by.
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
Tired of exposing her bits at concerts, Madge allows her vadge to be used as seating.
Monsanto already dominates America’s food chain with its genetically modified seeds. Now it's ready to target the male demographic with their new bean, The Garbanz-Ho.
oh shit.
OctoMom is coming out with another porn! Quick, octochildren, run into your mother's womb and hide in your original egg sacs!!!!!!!
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
Home video of Baby Maxwell Drew's birth.
After failing on the O network, Rosie O'Donnell tries her hand at furniture design.
tired of the hate; KStew sets out to prove, she CAN TOO act her way out of a paper bag.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 4:28pm.
Putting the "dim" in dim sum.
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otherwise known as "dim sum-n sum-n" :D
Fifty Shades of Difficult Brown
First Class cabin on Lesbos Airlines
I wonder which Kardashian will be coming out of the butthole in the bottom corner.
Just kidding. We all know it'll be Khloe.
SPOILER ALERT!
madge's vadge, milan 2012
the super deluxe packaging for lady caca's new perfume line is neither super nor deluxe
Putting the "dim" in dim sum.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
A rare glimpse into Tom Cruise's Katiebot parts warehouse.
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Iris Chacon, ahi viene!
John's defense: He just wanted John Doe #2 to see the little sprite that lives up in his no-no hole.
Harvest time at the DiCaprio Plantation.
If you think a room full of hungover Lily Allens is a good fortune...JACKPOT!
Kirk Cameron's new at home born again christian system, sold exclusively through the 700 club.
Lady Gaga unveils her line of office furniture.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Finally, a baggie big enough for Blohan's stash!
Choupette's trainers demonstrate how to use her Chanel litter "cocoons".
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Oprah opens her va jay jay to the homeless.
Xenu prepares Suri 2.0-Suri 5.0
Blue Ivy's Diaper Genies in a rare moment of rest.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Whoa!! More Kardashian embryos are starting to sprout. Be prepared for five more money-hungry fame ho's on the scene soon!!!
THINGS THAT U NEVER EXPECTED TO FIND IN TRAVOLTA'S ASS...
The Chaz Bono luxury edition comes with an array of toys and attachments.
"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure..."