Thursday, June 14th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 13th!
Presenting Ikea's Goatse collection - Sweetas
Runners-up:
You know what they say!
Sometimes a pussy, sometimes an asshole. - huey
Tired of the hate; KStew sets out to prove, she CAN TOO act her way out of a paper bag. - WTFOMGLOL
Oh shit.
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LOL winners, egg sacks... Hahaha
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Whatever you do, DO NOT Google Goatse unless you want your eyeballs to explode.
Oooo Sweetas no you didn't!!! ahhahahahahaahahah I just died laughing after drowning in my own vomit
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
lulz and congrats to today's winnahs! Well done, you funny motherhumpers!
Way to go winners! A big LOL @ your caption, Sweetas.
Wohoo!!! Congrats huey, WTFOMG♥ and wanted!!!
Sorry for the recurring nightmare guys lol. For the people who don't get my reference, step away from the Google and revel in your blissful ignorance!
♥♥♥MK/Dsluts♥♥♥
Channing Tatum for number 2, he's doing a cameo in "The End of the World":
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1245492/board/thread/200236428
Congrats to my Sweeettassss and WTFOMGLOL ! good job everyone!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Congrats Sweetas, Huey, WTFOMGLOL and Wanted!
Sweetas xoxoxo
Fanks WTF, I was getting funny looks, or maybe it was because of the terlit paper stuck to my shoe....
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Sweetas ♥ ..olol.
Wtf...lmao.
Congrats everyone!!!
Bringing goatse back Sweetas ? Really ? LOL that belongs in the an(n)als of ancient history, where nobody ever, ever mentions it again.
Congrats fellow podium hoz!! (♥‿♥)
Submitted by Vern on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 10:23am.
COCOONtulations slookers!!!!
WTF had me snortling!!
*inappropriately plays wif SweeeeeeeeetASS's cookie*
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*wipes off snortle* thanks Vern ! (✿◠‿◠)
CONGRATS HORZ! Sweetas.. I lold
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COCOONtulations slookers!!!!
WTF had me snortling!!
*inappropriately plays wif SweeeeeeeeetASS's cookie*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Congratulations Sweetas but I really want to erase goatse from my mind!!
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You know what they say!
Sometimes a pussy, sometimes an asshole.
If you'd like a larger version chair, I can take you over to our kardashian collection.
lol daisy, please forgive me. Something is very, very wrong with me.
Sweetas, why did you have to bring up goatse, I almost forgot about that!! Lol
Presenting Ikea's Goatse collection
- It's an anus, it's a vagina - it's vaginus!
MK didn't tell us what the dentist found when he removed the wisdom teeth.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 4:39pm.
tired of the hate; KStew sets out to prove, she CAN TOO act her way out of a paper bag.
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haha WTF! burnnnnnn
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
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It's a chair! It's a vag! No! it's a Transforhole! The butt hole that transforms into a vagina... and a chair... and a weird Middle Eastern looking cocoon.
The Aniston Collection. Menopause countdown furniture.
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
The Richard Gere barcalounger. Lets see how HE likes it...
The Aniston Collection. Free 64 oz bottle of J'Alone with every sale!
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.