Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

June 13, 2012 / Posted by:

Mom recently made a big move to divorce herself from a key family member and an oppressive lifestyle. But it looks like she isn’t going alone. She is taking her kid/s with her!

Grandma, who has lost all control of the situation, is not handling the situation gracefully. Grandpa, on the other hand, would have heartily approved of this turn of events. (Blind Gossip)

One of Lisa Marie Presley’s new songs is probably about how she gave her promise ring made of barley back to the L. Ron Hubbard Hologram and how Scientology is going to get REVENGE!!! by leaking her audit sessions to the press, so this is obviously about her ass.

Can’t Lisa Marie wave a full Juvederm syringe at Priscilla Presley’s rubber zombie face to lure her away from Xenu’s clutches? If Priscilla Presley wasn’t in Melrose Place and didn’t have a widow’s peak of red paint on her top lip, I’d put her in my “I CAN’T WITH YOU, BITCH” list.

This beautiful R&B singer peaked in the early 2000′s but now her spotlight is dimming… Dimming so much that she is said to be working with a well-respected and discrete Hollywood Madame. For a few appointments a year, she’s paying the mortgage for herself and several family members. There are apparently a lot of rich business men that will pay big bucks to spend the night with a former famous performer. (BuzzFoto)

Ashanti? But I’m mostly only guessing Ashanti, because her name is still warm on my brain since I just read an article about how a high school in Atlantic City paid her $20,000 to speak to their students. And no, I don’t think she gave them one of those “Go to college or I could be your future” kind of speeches. But really, $20,000 for Ashanti? For 2 cans of Sam’s Choice cola and a White Castle coupon, they could’ve gotten Keri Hilson!

If this is Ashanti, then I have to give it up to that ho. Talking to the future of America for a check by day and riding dick for a check by night? That’s almost some Co-ed Call Girl shit.

This going-to-be an A Lister and his fiancé have quietly split just in time for him to make his blockbuster break. He and his PR team want to pretend the engagement never happened while she is doing everything she can to [make the] marriage happen for all the wrong reasons. (Hollywood Dame via Blind Gossip)

Tom Hardy and Charlotte Riley? And Riley Hardy would make a good gay porn star name.

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