Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Mom recently made a big move to divorce herself from a key family member and an oppressive lifestyle. But it looks like she isn’t going alone. She is taking her kid/s with her!
Grandma, who has lost all control of the situation, is not handling the situation gracefully. Grandpa, on the other hand, would have heartily approved of this turn of events. (Blind Gossip)
One of Lisa Marie Presley's new songs is probably about how she gave her promise ring made of barley back to the L. Ron Hubbard Hologram and how Scientology is going to get REVENGE!!! by leaking her audit sessions to the press, so this is obviously about her ass.
Can't Lisa Marie wave a full Juvederm syringe at Priscilla Presley's rubber zombie face to lure her away from Xenu's clutches? If Priscilla Presley wasn't in Melrose Place and didn't have a widow's peak of red paint on her top lip, I'd put her in my "I CAN'T WITH YOU, BITCH" list.
This beautiful R&B singer peaked in the early 2000′s but now her spotlight is dimming… Dimming so much that she is said to be working with a well-respected and discrete Hollywood Madame. For a few appointments a year, she’s paying the mortgage for herself and several family members. There are apparently a lot of rich business men that will pay big bucks to spend the night with a former famous performer. (BuzzFoto)
Ashanti? But I'm mostly only guessing Ashanti, because her name is still warm on my brain since I just read an article about how a high school in Atlantic City paid her $20,000 to speak to their students. And no, I don't think she gave them one of those "Go to college or I could be your future" kind of speeches. But really, $20,000 for Ashanti? For 2 cans of Sam's Choice cola and a White Castle coupon, they could've gotten Keri Hilson!
If this is Ashanti, then I have to give it up to that ho. Talking to the future of America for a check by day and riding dick for a check by night? That's almost some Co-ed Call Girl shit.
This going-to-be an A Lister and his fiancé have quietly split just in time for him to make his blockbuster break. He and his PR team want to pretend the engagement never happened while she is doing everything she can to [make the] marriage happen for all the wrong reasons. (Hollywood Dame via Blind Gossip)
Tom Hardy and Charlotte Riley? And Riley Hardy would make a good gay porn star name.
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I'm hoping number 3 is that hot bitch Henry Cavill but that's probably wishful thinking on my part.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
#1 - Lisa Marie;
#2 - Mya?
Is that Wayland Flowers I see standing behind Priscilla?
LOL MK, "Riley Hardy would make a good gay porn star name." ;D
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Immediately thought of Miley and Liam for the last one.
It is widely known in the urban community that Ciara supports her lifestyle by dating rich dudes. Apparently foreign dudes love women of color and pay big bucks to spend the evening with them. She was doing tge whole dating an athlete thing until a few if them got wind of the publicity and monetary gain she was after.
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the idea of tom hardy being a future a-lister makes me all fluttery. goddamn i love him.
Submitted by ElleDriver on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 11:45am.
Right, but she won 5 grammys in the 90s...so I don't think she peaked in 2000.
I mean you could be right. But I am definitely going to go with someone younger.
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I think the second one is Ashanti. I remember there was a picture floating around of Ashanti taken by a random reporter a few months back. The reporter had gone to a visiting African dignitary's (president? ambassador?) residence, either in an embassy or hotel. It was early morning and the reporter snapped a picture of Ashanti doing the walk of shame. The reporter blogged about how bizarre it was and what the implications were. I wish I had a link.
Alex, I'll take Lisa Marie and Pricilla as #1 please.
Nelly is reputed to be Ashanti's pimp. maybe he and Diana Jenkins have an, er, "arrangement" . . .
but the dirt on Ashanti and Ciara has been out for a while so i like the Mya guesses. and i would certainly exclude Brandy from the "beautiful" category
i agree with the Liam-Mylie guesses. Run, Liam -- you in danger, girl!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Blu cantrell......
...#3 definitely Miley and Liam...
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Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 11:46am.
they've been seen together coupled up as of this year. this is from April:
http://dmartez.com/2012/04/27/ashanti-and-nelly-still-together/
How about that girl who had that one hit song from the movie with Kevin James and Fresh Prince?
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 10:26am.
here's what I don't understand...she's been with Nelly for years. granted, most folks would have gotten married by now, but whatever. if she's a callgirl, why is Nelly with her? O.o
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That's been over and done with for a while. Rumor has it that he knocked up some stripper in Atlanta and she left him.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 11:20am.
Submitted by ElleDriver on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 11:07am.
I think Braxton fits except for the peaking in 2000. She was way more popular in the early 90s.
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I initially thought so too, but according to Wiki, her last big album "The Heat" was released in 2000, which was HUGE that year. (She won top R&B Female at The Grammys in 2001.) It all went downhill from there.
NO, NOT TONI, SHE WAS ON THE WAVE MOSTLY IN THE 90'S. MUST BE ASHANTI, MYA OR EVEN BRANDY...
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 11:22am.
Submitted by sushi on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 11:17am.
Haha! Yeah, Mya has those Hugh Jass thighs but is at least still facially pretty. Plus, some men are into "thickness" or whatever.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 10:24am.
$20,000 for Muppet Head?! Oh honey! I have sucked ALL the wrong dicks!!
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 11:14am.
Submitted by sushi on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 10:50am.
How could it be Ashanti? The clue says "beautiful."
WORDDDD. Homegirl has always been dumpy and goofy looking. Mya and Ciara are much more realistic guesses, IMO.
MYA???
I guess but her thunder thighs have been clapping across the country...she's been hosting parties at clubs where she's sporting hamhocks fit for a Thanksgiving feast. :-P
Submitted by ElleDriver on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 11:07am.
I think Braxton fits except for the peaking in 2000. She was way more popular in the early 90s.
I kind of like the Mya guess as all of her hits were early 2000.
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 11:14am.
Submitted by sushi on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 10:50am.
How could it be Ashanti? The clue says "beautiful."
WORDDDD. Homegirl has always been dumpy and goofy looking. Mya and Ciara are much more realistic guesses, IMO.
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Exactly! If Ciara would grow more boobs, I'd pay to sleep with her. Ashanti I would pay to take out my trash.
Submitted by sushi on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 10:50am.
How could it be Ashanti? The clue says "beautiful."
WORDDDD. Homegirl has always been dumpy and goofy looking. Mya and Ciara are much more realistic guesses, IMO.
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Douchechill!
Priscilla has butchered her face my God!
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 10:27am.
i still remember the choris line.
LOL I've deleted all '00s R&B from my brain, especially the sound of JaRule's voice.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 11:01am.
Nice beaver.
Thank you Jack I just had it STUFFED
i guess ciara or braxton for number 2, are they working with hayden panetierre's pimp?
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I don't think #2 is Ashanti, as her career started to tank in the late 2000's.
I think all signs point to Toni Braxton, as her Wiki indicates: 1) her last big album was in 2000-2001 2) she separated from her husband a few years ago 3) filed for bankruptcy 4) will take any work, including doing Vegas shows and Dancing with the Stars 5) has a large family of unemployed fame-whores (see reality show "Braxton Family Values") who probably depend on her financially.
Submitted by yoboo on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 10:55am.
What about Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan for number three?
They're not engaged. They've been married for three years.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 10:11am.
Nice beaver.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
For #2 I automatically thought of Ciara. She's gorgeous and you don't hear much from her anymore.
What about Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan for number three?
How could it be Ashanti? The clue says "beautiful."
Mya? I could see people wanting to sleep with her.
For #3, it could also be Alex Pettyfer (he's in Magic Mike and has been picking up a bunch of roles) and Riley Keough (Lisa Marie Presley's daughter)?
Tom Hardy makes more sense though. He's more well known and seems to be on his way to A list.
I also, will gladly be Tom Hardy's next piece.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 10:20am.
glad to have made you laugh :)
i still remember the choris line.
it's been said that Ashanti is one of them Room 23 hos.
or maybe she wishes.
here's what I don't understand...she's been with Nelly for years. granted, most folks would have gotten married by now, but whatever. if she's a callgirl, why is Nelly with her? O.o
$20,000 for Muppet Head?! Oh honey! I have sucked ALL the wrong dicks!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Priscilla's always been $cieno. She tried to get Elvis in on it. He was smart enough to see it was a scam.
I'll gladly volunteer to be Tom Hardy's next piece.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 10:14am.
noooo poor ashanti, girlfriend, i remember when you had that huge hit with jarule.
This made me laugh for some reason
Good for Lisa Marie!
And a couple of tricks a YEAR pays multiple mortgages? No shade from me.
I would love it if #3 was Miley and Liam but I don't think so... the engagement was announced so recently, I don't think Liam would be trying to back out this fast.
My first thought for #1 was Brandy but I guess she hit her peak in the late 90s?
How about Miley Cyrus and her actor fellow for the last? I hope!
noooo poor ashanti, girlfriend, i remember when you had that huge hit with jarule.
one has got to be the pressleys.
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Priscilla is a Scientologist? How will I ever watch The Naked Gun now