Wednesday, June 13th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Aaron Johnson (22)
Ashley Olsen (26)
Mary-Kate Olsen (26)
Kat Dennings (26)
Raz B (27)
Chris Evans (31)
Ethan Embry (34)
Steve-O (38)
Brande Roderick (38)
Rivers Cuomo (42)
Soren Rasted of Aqua (43)
Jamie Walters (43)
David Gray (44)
Ally Sheedy (50)
Hannah Storm (50)
Tim Allen (59)
Stellan Skarsgard (61)
Malcolm McDowell (69)
Siegfried Fischbacher (73)

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HB Stellan (and his hot ass), Malcolm and the other birthday sluts today!

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HB, Tim Allen, you hot bitch.
The "Home Improvement" jingle is 90's perfection:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrPsh_25tXU

Passionate birthday gropes to Ally Sheedy!

*puts Fiber One Cereal and honey between two slices of whole grain bread cuz I don't have white bread, Captain Crunch or suger sticks* Manga!!!
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M.E.'s picture

Ooooooh! Chris Evans! Happ bidet Captain America!

Foxxy Brown's picture

HB to the talented Skarsgard and Malcolm McDowell. and Happy Birthday Richard Thomas!!!!

and now, for some reason, i'm going to go eat

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

harperharper's picture

No one can do these poses like Johnny Depp.

snowpiece's picture

IF: that's cool about your kids! I am the way about poultry as you are with red meat even tho I stopped eating red meat first!

Oh and ditto on the seafood! INSECTS OF THE OCEANS!

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Today is also the 61st birthday of Richard Thomas, a/k/a, John-Boy Walton. Good God do I feel old knowing that!!!

Hmmmmppppfffff!

dorian_graye,

He was gaining notoriety for being an up and coming talent, but that got overshadowed by his marriage to a much older woman, Sam Taylor-Wood. I think she directed one of his movies or something.

If some old hag were to come after one of my boys like that I would kick. her. ass.

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Should know who Aaron Johnson is? He looks like any butt hustler that hangs outside the gay watering hole.

Gardening Girl's picture

HB to Stellan Skarsgard and Malcom McDowell!! Everyone else, meh...

Gardening Girl's picture

IF, I can't stand the stench of red meat. I am not 100% vegitarian cos I adore fish (shaddup) and milk. BBQ's are hell cos someone always has to toss a bloody steak on the grill! *gag*

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Happy birthday to Brande Roderick!!!!

*whispers* she has blond pubes... *faints*
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snowy, yes, my kids have been vegetarian from birth.
Mr Fury abstains from meat at home for the most past (his choice) he goes veg about three days a week, he really only eats meat when eating out or at his company's cafeteria.
I don't care who eats what but red meat (esp. raw!!) truly makes me ill!
I've been veg for 21 years now - exactly half my life! I've always has a huge aversion to red meat, even talking about it gives me the shivers!
And I have never eaten seafood in my life so when I see ads for Red Lobster or various crabs shacks, it's all foreign to me !
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Mary-Kate and/or Ashley share a birthday? How random!

David Gray had that one great CD; the rest were less great.

If Malcolm McDowell never did anything more than Clockwork Orange, that would have been enough. Sadly, he later did Caligula, looking embarrassed the whole time.

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LMao @ Whamo "..I'm doing my part to keep chickens from ruling the world!!"

TEAM CHEESE AND NO EGGS!!!

IF so do your kids follow the same diet?

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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 10:42am.
@janice
I'm not remotely judgy of others, I just have never heard of anyone drining milk with ice.

I don't eat eggs but am a cheese addict so I do eat dairy.
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@ Janice, don't worry that's just Ms. Fury being her smart ass self, it's all good:

and YES I like my milk with a couple of cubes in it (cubes not pubes) because I swirl it around and get the milk FREEZING cold, The trick is not to let the ice melt though. :)
and you wouldn't be the first to say "ice in you milk???" lol

How can you NOT eat eggs, If I didn't eat eggs there would be an extra billion chickens on this earth..I'm doing my part to keep chickens from ruling the world!!

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@janice
I'm not remotely judgy of others, I just have never heard of anyone drining milk with ice.

I don't eat eggs but am a cheese addict so I do eat dairy.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:52am.
"We'll have to eat different meals but other than that I forgive your brutal, animal eating ways. :)"

I'm vegetarian too. No need to be judgy of others though!

If you don't eat eggs or drink milk, are you vegan? I tried. Cheese is way too awesome. Haha.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:52am.
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I can appreciated that contradiction totally!! :)
I'd love to have had kids but I also love the fact I can do whatever I want whenever and for as long as I want..but I also don't have a kid to look at a be proud, mad. laugh at etc.....

I have questions to ask you but we'll talk more on OP..these bitches might get...well bitchy for us being too OT :)

*waits for..."get a room" comment...gets room:P)

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@Whamo
I am a vegetarian so I'll nix on the eggs and bacon and milk with ice? Really?

We'll have to eat different meals but other than that I forgive your brutal, animal eating ways. :)
I like rainy days too, sometimes. I clean the house, take a long bath and throw in clean pajamas and hang out. Like, once or twice a year. Three certain unnamed foolios stop me from every having private, do-nothing time!

I have to say, I sometimes miss all those weekend days or any evening when it was just me. Sleep late, do what I like, head out or stay home and no-one needing me all the time. Then again, it's lovely to be needed so I'm contradicting myself.

But I miss those days. People without kids have some great advantages like that. Do you know that I was in our new home for three years before I was in it alone? My husband left with the kids and I had an hour to myself in the house - and it took three years! It was weird and awesome!

Wow, someone is chatty today. Shup up, OK?
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:34am.
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Nope, I'm one of those no eating breakfast sort of guy's except for rainy weekends where I love to get up early make a most unhealthy breakfast of bacon, eggs a couple of slices of old chedder, home fries and a big glass of milk (with ice)

Then I hit the couch passout and don't feel guilty cause it's raining and there is nothing to do..rainy Saturday mornings are my favorite:)

TMI??

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I had to google this guy, and I just watched "Angus, Thongs, etc." last week. Didn't recognize him at all, but I love the young lady who plays Georgie.

He likes older women, does he? Yes, I would...

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Happy Birthday, Aaron, you were great in "Kick Ass."

Hekki's picture

Hey, Aaron, my HS art teacher called. She wants her blazer back.

And where's your fly? Do you have to pull down your pants to pee?

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Submitted by CuriouserAndCur... on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 8:45am.

Who's the derp in the photo?

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I'm guessing the love child of Nick Carter and Bam Margera.

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:28am.

Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 8:34am.
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Morning by the way, here is a bagel, carmel coffee and a pat on the ass for a good day:P

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Oh a most excellent way to start the day!

You know what I had for breakfast? First water, then coffee and now just had a sharp cheddar cheese sandwich and cup of tea. Not the healthiest but I'll stuff some raw veg and fruit down my gullet later.

Did you eat breakfast Wham?
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ok how big his dick be?

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Submitted by RichBitch on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 9:02am.
HB Rivers Cuomo!
I would still do Stellan Skarsgard!

Omg, me too.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 8:34am.
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Morning by the way, here is a bagel, carmel coffee and a pat on the ass for a good day:P

Whamo's picture

Ashley Olsen....pass me the heroin Mary-Kate

Mary-Kate Olsen...ahhh...here you go happy birthday sis

*nods off head bounces off table slides to the floor*

Steve-O...I like the crazy cocaine snorting. light my bag on fire Steve-O

Ally Sheedy...ah the ever classic Breakfast Club, cheesy yet somehow brilliant, great soundtrack too

Tim Allen...I like the cocaine selling Tim that got busted...oh sorry never-mind

Stellan Skarsgard...brilliant actor

Malcolm McDowell...I think I'll watch A Clockwork Orange in his honour

Happy Bday Sluts

Chris Knight's picture

"And Sam Taylor-Wood is 23 years older than him. You go, girl."

To hell, thats for sure...

RichBitch's picture

HB Rivers Cuomo!
I would still do Stellan Skarsgard!

MissJaneTexas's picture

Ah, yes. Had to look it up but this is the dude from Kick-Ass. I see it now. HBD.

HBD Kat Dennings - I have a major girl crush even if your show is kinda dumb.

Also HBD Ethan Embry and Ally Sheedy!

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Agreed clairey claire. He could give Kelly Ripa a run for her money. And Sam Taylor-Wood is 23 years older than him. You go, girl.

Happy Birthday to Rivers, Stellan, and Malcolm!

CuriouserAndCuriouser's picture

Who's the derp in the photo?

TexnDoc's picture

Jamie Walters is Drew Barrymore's old "fiancé" for the one or two years he was hot. Bet she's happy he didn't officially ever have claim to half her $.

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

I <3 Stellan Skarsgaard and Malcolm McDowall!

Gotta admit Chris Evans has a nice ass in The Avengers.

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He is hot but not feeling the outie

Edit- he's only 22!? Hasn't the guy already got 2 kids with Sam Taylor Wood? Damn the boy is still a baby himself
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I don't know who half these people are.
I'll wait for Whamo's rundown!
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