Afternoon Crumbs
The computer lab in the Twihard ward of every mental hospital will be filled for days with crazies Photoshopping their face over Renesmee’s face in that cover. And I’ve said this before, but naming a kid, even a vampire kid, Renesmee is a shitty thing to do. Renesmee sounds like some shit Celine Dion would shout at her husband if he woke up not knowing who she is. “RUHNAY, IZ ME!” – Videogum
The crap on Duchess Kate’s body looks like it was made from recycled jeans – Lainey Gossip
Screw my family for leaking my wisdom tooth video – The Berry
Chrissie Lou Connors has still got it – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Can this be the final nail on the Call Me Maybe parody coffin? – Towleroad
Are we sure there’s not four more lakes of amniotic fluid up in there? – The Superficial
More shit nuggets of stupidity fall off of Jenny McCarthy’s tongue – Celebitchy
Like Kim Kuntrashian would ever put anything white in her mouth – Hollywood Tuna
“Move that cone, I’m MiserAlba!” just doesn’t have the same ring to it – Popoholic
Buffy the Baby Shit Slayer – Just Jared
STUNT QUEENING it Israeli soldier-style – OMG Blog
Either Suri’s graduated to stilettos or Tommy Girl isn’t wearing his – Popsugar
I blame Angie Jo’s fame whoring zombie leg for this – Celebslam
Sasquatch spawning alert – Wonderwall
Hey, that statue’s got three tits – I’m Not Obsessed
But does the basement room covered with pictures of Emma Stone come with it? – Cityrag
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s mom passed away – ICYDK
Henry Hill, the inspiration for Goodfellas, passed away too – Hollywood Rag