Afternoon Crumbs

June 13, 2012 / Posted by:

The computer lab in the Twihard ward of every mental hospital will be filled for days with crazies Photoshopping their face over Renesmee’s face in that cover. And I’ve said this before, but naming a kid, even a vampire kid, Renesmee is a shitty thing to do. Renesmee sounds like some shit Celine Dion would shout at her husband if he woke up not knowing who she is. “RUHNAY, IZ ME!” – Videogum

The crap on Duchess Kate’s body looks like it was made from recycled jeans – Lainey Gossip

Screw my family for leaking my wisdom tooth video – The Berry

Chrissie Lou Connors has still got it – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Can this be the final nail on the Call Me Maybe parody coffin? – Towleroad

Are we sure there’s not four more lakes of amniotic fluid up in there? – The Superficial

More shit nuggets of stupidity fall off of Jenny McCarthy’s tongue – Celebitchy

Like Kim Kuntrashian would ever put anything white in her mouth – Hollywood Tuna

“Move that cone, I’m MiserAlba!” just doesn’t have the same ring to it – Popoholic

Buffy the Baby Shit Slayer – Just Jared

STUNT QUEENING it Israeli soldier-style – OMG Blog

Either Suri’s graduated to stilettos or Tommy Girl isn’t wearing his – Popsugar

I blame Angie Jo’s fame whoring zombie leg for this – Celebslam

Sasquatch spawning alert – Wonderwall

Hey, that statue’s got three tits – I’m Not Obsessed

But does the basement room covered with pictures of Emma Stone come with it? – Cityrag

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s mom passed away – ICYDK

Henry Hill, the inspiration for Goodfellas, passed away too – Hollywood Rag

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